Humourous map of Calgary?

[whydontchathen]

Hi, does anyone have the joke map of Calgary neighbourhoods at hand? I’ve saved it twice and I just searched for half an hour and I cannot find it, and I’d like to show it to my visitor before we go for a drive around. Can you please post it if you have it? TIA!

[K3RMiTdot]

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This one??

[whydontchathen]

Wow, that was fast, THANKS!!

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PERFECT! : D

[bjstare]

Never gets old.

[Sugarphreak]

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[HiTempguy1]

It might be politically incorrect... but it sure is accurate!

It does need to be amended for the Dirty South though. It is all Rig Pigs and low income Construction labourers from McKenzie Town and Southward

There is a better Beyond specific map that I find funnier than the one posted. It calls the Dirty South the dirty south as it should be,

[finboy]

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[KrisYYC]

While not a map the Calgary drivers one is accurate as well:

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Anybody remember the Calgary barbie one?

[asp integra]

haha this thread is great

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8f2f620433c965718fb2492900fa2e0/tumblr_ok1mswVTuP1s4df8ko2_r1_1280.png

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

https://i.postimg.cc/d1JZ1ZRc/0_FDDEDFC-512_E-48_DC-995_B-_AF4564_D0_FCFB.png

[revelations]

I like how our area (deer run) is labeled ????? ..... haha, not much happens here.

[ercchry]

I like how our area (deer run) is labeled ????? ..... haha, not much happens here.

Just the odd cracked out naked guy shooting off a gun :rofl:

[Chandler_Racing]

This one??

Nice was looking for that... I live in a "good fishing" area.

[revelations]

Just the odd cracked out naked guy shooting off a gun :rofl:

Its so quiet here that everyone in the area heard that event.

[whydontchathen]

Why is it Dirty South? (I am a North person)

[dirtsniffer]

Cause there are less residents that are employed in janitorial services.

[bjstare]

I like how our area (deer run) is labeled ????? ..... haha, not much happens here.

I'd say the first map that labelled it "Alcoholics" is closer to the truth.

[Tik-Tok]

Cause there are less residents that are employed in janitorial services.

I thought it was all the lifted diesels rolling coal and leaving soot everywhere :rofl:

[ercchry]

I thought it was all the lifted diesels rolling coal and leaving soot everywhere :rofl:

I thought it was the field workers that drove them? :rofl:

[The Cosworth]

LOL @ "15 minutes to downtown at 2:30am at 130km/h". I have that conversation all the time with friends about being in Airdrie. Honestly getting most places in the North or even downtown from Airdrie is good, unless it is rush-hour, then it is mid-boggling terrible.

If I got transferred downtown again, we'd move. I've already warned my wife. Haha

[cycosis]

Aw man I qualify for dirty south and must be in okotoks by now... :(

[nismodrifter]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/self-ghettoization-calgary-israr-kasana-road-ahead-1.4864998

Title: " The dangers of self-ghettoization"

Very good article in the CBC this week. Definitely worth the read.

[Hallowed_point]

Lol @ the IROC - American Muscle location :clap::burnout: