Why is my belly cold?

[ZenOps]

I've never figured out why when I touch my belly, it always feels cold - even in summertime. Is it some sort of alien growing in me, or is there a reason for this other that being a fatty?

[ExtraSlow]

Alien for sure.

[rx7boi]

It's because #chubs.

Does it jiggle like sumo jelly when you slap it?

[blitz]

It's cancer.

[Mitsu3000gt]

Maybe your hands are just really warm.

According to Web MD you have 6 months to live. I'm sorry.

[HHURICANE1]

Wear a one piece instead of a bikini. That may help.

[Toilet_X]

I got dibs on the cadaver

[speedog]

I got dibs on the cadaver

It's now confirmed that you are a sick, sick man.

[Toilet_X]

I enjoy your skyscraper page posts, you know lots about whats going on in the hirise scene and i like that about you.