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ExtraSlow
10-18-2020, 09:59 AM
List and discuss surprisingly old items you have around your house. Bonus points for things that are not meant to last decades.

Today realized that a pack of cough drops I just finished had an expiry in 2012, and the new pack has expiry in 2023, so it's possible I bought those in 2009 or so....

mazdavirgin
10-18-2020, 10:28 AM
So black lace?

Sentry
10-18-2020, 10:59 AM
1946 Ithaca 37. I'm a sucker for the classics.
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Tik-Tok
10-18-2020, 11:00 AM
I've got a belt I still use that I've had for 25 years.

D'z Nutz
10-18-2020, 11:06 AM
I've got a belt I still use that I've had for 25 years.

I've got a belt about that old that I still use too.

I've got clothes and coats that I have had since high school that I still wear, usually for messy garage or household chores/projects. I'm sure I've got some computer hardware from the 90's too haha

01RedDX
10-18-2020, 11:17 AM
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nzwasp
10-18-2020, 12:23 PM
I also have a belt from early 1980s that my grand father used and now I’ve inherited it and wear it almost every day.

I also have some leather hiking boots from 1998 that are great although apparently I’m not allowed to take them on the WCT next year because my hiking companions are concerned that the soles could fall off (is this a thing?).

arcticcat522
10-18-2020, 01:29 PM
When everything went sideways early this year, I discovered some hand sanitizer that expired in 2004. Not sure what goes bad,n I still used it.

B.Spilner
10-18-2020, 01:32 PM
I've got a muscle shirt from high school, still ready to show the guns in it.

Did you guys have a Paradox store there? Or was the just edmonton?

Edit pretty sure its from grade 9. Jesus.

ExtraSlow
10-18-2020, 01:36 PM
I for sure have clothing from university, and I started university in the 1990's.
Weirdly, I don't think I have any old belts. Somehow lost a few. Have two from Saddleback now that should last forever, but they aren't old yet.

Have a pair of Blundstone boots that are ~20 years old. Have worn through the sole so I should probably replace.

SKR
10-18-2020, 01:48 PM
A week or so ago I made a mug of chicken soup with soup mix that expired in 2014.

I don't have any cough medicine with an expiry date more recent than 2017.

I still have a Grad 2000 glass in my cupboard.

I have a VCR from 2003 in a closet. Edit: My Blu-ray player is from 2007.

I have a crib board that I've had since 2000. I haven't played a game on it in probably at least 15 years.

I have a CD case from 2002. It has install discs for a printer and a scanner in it.

I've owned my living room couch and chair since 2007. I've moved cities twice with them and as long as they're still functional I'll always take them with me because they're the most comfortable pieces of furniture that have ever been invented.

dirtsniffer
10-18-2020, 01:52 PM
Found some condoms that expired in 2009. But I am not suprised I couldn't make it through a 5 pack in 15 years.
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Darkane
10-18-2020, 02:05 PM
Found some condoms that expired in 2009. But I am not suprised I couldn't make it through a 5 pack in 15 years.
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That’s odd. Based On your avatar, I’d say you have an infectious personality.

corsvette
10-18-2020, 02:44 PM
Our house came with the original washing machine that was purchaced new when the house was built. It's a circa 1973 Maytag in avocado green. Still works!

ThePenIsMightier
10-18-2020, 04:35 PM
I have a t-shirt from 1994, but it's pretty worn out. I have another t-shirt from 2000 that is essentially mint.

suntan
10-18-2020, 05:04 PM
I have a Corelle bowl from the late 80s.

spikerS
10-18-2020, 06:21 PM
I think I still have "Baby Bear" around here somewhere. Was one of the stuffed animals I got when I was born, and I have kept so it is like 40 years old... Dunno why I kept it, but I did. I also have a pair of quartz book ends my dad gave me that he picked up in the Bahamas I think in 1975 or so.

blueToy
10-18-2020, 07:51 PM
I'm way the hell older then most here. Still have my 1985 Yammy I bought brand new at Year Round Yamaha :rofl: To top that off, after my parents passed away I bought their home that we grew up in from my two siblings. My parents had it built by my moms' cousins back in 73/74. Its way old, but we love it still. Not nearly as old as Sentry's Ithaca, but I inherited my Pop's late 50's Savage SxS 12 guage, and a few other odds and ends. Have been trying to scale back and let things go for years now unless I use it or its got super sentimental value as you can tell.

ExtraSlow
10-18-2020, 08:22 PM
Some things are built to last. and old stuff is cool no matter what it is. But I was specifically thinking about non-durable items, like underwear. Wish i had dates on some of mine, because it's gotta be 15+ years. I should probably retire some of that fleet . . .

Found some cold medication that expired in 2010 today. Tossed it because the medicine cabinet is getting full. Also realized I had five containers of sinus decongestant. Maybe I should not buy any more for the year . . .

firebane
10-18-2020, 08:36 PM
I have a towel used when I was an infant for personl

For cool things I have an original Simon toy that flashed the colors.

G-ZUS
10-18-2020, 10:54 PM
I've got a watch from 1997

Tik-Tok
10-19-2020, 07:32 AM
I think I still have "Baby Bear" around here somewhere. Was one of the stuffed animals I got when I was born, and I have kept so it is like 40 years old... Dunno why I kept it, but I did.

My wife still has her entire stuffed animal collection from her childhood. Takes up half a fucking storage closet.

dirtsniffer
10-19-2020, 07:47 AM
I try to have a rule that if the only time I see something is when I am debating on getting rid of it it's time to let it go. Maybe a shoe box worth of stuff to keep to force my kid to go through it before they throw it out..

rage2
10-19-2020, 07:55 AM
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Lex350
10-19-2020, 07:56 AM
1974 Gibson Les Paul Deluxe. I bought it in 1978.

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The_Rural_Juror
10-19-2020, 07:57 AM
I bought it in 1978.

WUT? You are old too????????

Lex350
10-19-2020, 07:58 AM
Old as dirt

88CRX
10-19-2020, 10:58 AM
1974 Gibson Les Paul Deluxe. I bought it in 1978.

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Screw the guitar... how about that Eames chair.

The_Penguin
10-19-2020, 11:23 AM
1974 Gibson Les Paul Deluxe. I bought it in 1978.

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Niiice!

The_Penguin
10-19-2020, 11:28 AM
1968 Gibson ES-335 purchased in '77 Non-original hardware.

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The_Penguin
10-19-2020, 11:35 AM
Weller WTCP Station. 1977-ish. Made in Barrrie ON.
Still works great, I use it at the office, leave my Hakkos at home.
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zieg
10-19-2020, 12:01 PM
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Half points for knowing what it is, full points for knowing how to use it.


True story: I showed this to one of my interns once and he said "damn you're OG" and I thought OG stood for Old Guy.

The_Rural_Juror
10-19-2020, 12:06 PM
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Half points for knowing what it is, full points for knowing how to use it.


True story: I showed this to one of my interns once and he said "damn you're OG" and I thought OG stood for Old Guy.

You da final level boss EIT!

R-Audi
10-19-2020, 12:13 PM
Screw the guitar... how about that Eames chair.

Guessing that guitar is 30-40 years newer than the chair...Looks like a newer release.

Lex350
10-19-2020, 12:43 PM
The guitar is 1974...the chair is around 2006-07. I bought it new when I was the design director at the local Herman Miller dealership. Staff discount FTW!

ExtraSlow
10-19-2020, 05:42 PM
One of my alts swears they had to get arrested multiple times in 1994 to get these. Sounds legit.
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speedog
10-19-2020, 06:57 PM
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Tik-Tok
10-19-2020, 07:18 PM
One of my alts swears they had to get arrested multiple times in 1994 to get these. Sounds legit.
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Oh shit, forgot about cards. I've got some from the 1984 Bluejays. Probably the items I've owned longest in my life and still have.

BigDL
10-19-2020, 10:12 PM
I also have a belt from early 1980s that my grand father used and now I’ve inherited it and wear it almost every day.

I also have some leather hiking boots from 1998 that are great although apparently I’m not allowed to take them on the WCT next year because my hiking companions are concerned that the soles could fall off (is this a thing?).

If it is a high quality boot that you love, you can always get it resoled.

ThePenIsMightier
10-19-2020, 10:15 PM
Just buy new ones at MEC...
Oh... Never mind.

Doozer
10-20-2020, 11:19 AM
Found a bunch of my old school IDs a few weeks ago, from Gr7-Gr12. Grade 7 was '87. That picture was stylin.

88CRX
10-20-2020, 11:21 AM
Did someone say cards?

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Tik-Tok
10-20-2020, 12:41 PM
Did someone say cards?

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But have you owned it since new?

If we're counting stuff that's just old, we have furniture that's been in my wife's family for 200 years.

killramos
10-20-2020, 12:45 PM
I wonder if I can sell my iginla card collection for enough to pay for a nice lunch now that he’s a hall of famer.

Also, you fucks are all old lol

88CRX
10-20-2020, 12:56 PM
But have you owned it since new?

If we're counting stuff that's just old, we have furniture that's been in my wife's family for 200 years.

I didn't read the rules hah. Card is older then me.

tirebob
10-20-2020, 01:01 PM
I have a wife I have been married to for 24 years... Does that count?

vengie
10-20-2020, 01:18 PM
Today I learned the median age of beyond members is at least 63 thanks to this thread.

bjstare
10-20-2020, 01:21 PM
I have a wife I have been married to for 24 years... Does that count?

Depends how old she is.

tirebob
10-20-2020, 01:38 PM
Depends how old she is.43 now so that means she was just age of majority for BC at the time we got married so kinda new adult? I am thinking I get a technical pass...

hampstor
10-20-2020, 03:52 PM
We've got some old cookbooks in this house.

1929 edition of - "Mrs. Allen on Cooking, Menus, Service"
1892 (I think?) edition of "The Every-Day Cook-Book and Encyclopedia of Practical Recipes For Family Use: Economical, Reliable, Excellent" by Miss. E. Neil

JRSC00LUDE
10-20-2020, 03:52 PM
43 ...

Fuck. Maybe I AM old.

BerserkerCatSplat
10-20-2020, 04:09 PM
Hmm, I think my oldest things are my sewing machines, both mid-late 1950s. Unlike half the people in this thread, I didn't buy them new...

tirebob
10-20-2020, 05:06 PM
Fuck. Maybe I AM old.
Fuck I made it to 50 just recently... No idea how the fuck that happened...

ExtraSlow
10-20-2020, 08:02 PM
Speaking of swimco going out of business, I have a pair of swim trunks that I bought on a trip to West Edmonton Mall in 2001. Probably Zellers or whatever the cheapest store in that mall was back then.

SKR
10-20-2020, 10:17 PM
Speaking of swimco going out of business, I have a pair of swim trunks that I bought on a trip to West Edmonton Mall in 2001. Probably Zellers or whatever the cheapest store in that mall was back then.

When I go on a mall vacation the first thing I like to do is go shopping. Save the mall and pool for day 2 or 3, what's the rush?

Edit: Fuck me, this joke probably doesn't work. If you went on a mall vacation you probably would go shopping. I thought I was being a clever cunt using his posts against him but in this context it just makes sense. I've had a couple cocktails.

JRSC00LUDE
10-20-2020, 10:19 PM
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I've kept this around for 7 years or so now, just waiting for the right person to annoy me.

bjstare
10-20-2020, 10:28 PM
43 now so that means she was just age of majority for BC at the time we got married so kinda new adult? I am thinking I get a technical pass...

Congrats on the both the long marriage, and the young wife!

Masked Bandit
10-20-2020, 11:04 PM
I've got a couple of melamine plates that we used as camping dishes when I was a kid. Took them with me when I left home and that's 30 years ago. My guess is they would have been new in the mid 70's.

QR25DE-SER
10-21-2020, 01:08 AM
Camping Equipment from the 1980s & 1990s hasn't been used since :zzz:

ExtraSlow
10-21-2020, 07:29 AM
When I go on a mall vacation the first thing I like to do is go shopping. Save the mall and pool for day 2 or 3, what's the rush?

Edit: Fuck me, this joke probably doesn't work. If you went on a mall vacation you probably would go shopping. I thought I was being a clever cunt using his posts against him but in this context it just makes sense. I've had a couple cocktails.

You are a clever cunt, I believe in you buddy.

SKR
10-21-2020, 08:00 AM
I'm an eager young boy just trying to get a couple quality zingers in.

Tik-Tok
11-21-2020, 04:44 PM
Add this to the list of old things I have, but REALLY shouldn't. These were two years old when we moved into the house in 2004. Just rediscovered while cleaning out my old toolbox to get rid of.

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Disoblige
11-21-2020, 05:04 PM
Dad's toolbox. Handed down to me after he retired.

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Kloubek
11-21-2020, 06:53 PM
Just put up our Christmas tree that I bought 25 years ago. Jesus... that was 25 years ago!!!! Getting fuckin OLD.

ExtraSlow
10-28-2021, 07:01 AM
In the spirit of this thread, bought new underwear so I can retire three pairs that are 15+ yrs old. Needed new rags in the truck anyway.

rage2
10-28-2021, 07:49 AM
Nothing beats well seasoned rags.

TomcoPDR
10-28-2021, 08:51 AM
Penpal letters from 1990, they don’t even talk to me on fb now :cry:

benyl
10-28-2021, 02:12 PM
Nothing beats well seasoned rags.

Except skid marks might mar the paint.

ThePenIsMightier
10-28-2021, 02:19 PM
Except skid marks might mar the paint.

On one of Mar's exotics?

davidI
10-28-2021, 02:24 PM
Camping Equipment from the 1980s & 1990s hasn't been used since :zzz:

Reminds me of a canvas 8-person tent we had (probably 70s/80s?). It was around 60 pounds and fit in a duffel the size of a punching bag and wasn't water repellant at all. Still used it all the time with the middle "room" as the cook house and the outer rooms sleeping 2 a side. The poles connected like a cheap hockey goal (same dimensions as well) and the canvast stretched all around it.

Damn, makes me realize how soft people are now.

haggis88
05-05-2023, 08:27 AM
I went swimming last night out of sheer boredom and thought of this thread

I have a pair of swimming goggles that I bought in 1998 when I was 10 years old and I'm still using them

ExtraSlow
05-05-2023, 08:34 AM
I only just got rid of a pair of swim trunks I bought at k-mart on a trip to Edmonton back in about 2002.
Apparently lots of "board shorts" don't have that mesh liner anymore? Oh well, if it flops out, it flops out.

SJW
05-05-2023, 08:41 AM
I've got a belt I still use that I've had for 25 years.

I have a belt that I still wear that I got when I was 18 and i'm 49.

schurchill39
05-05-2023, 08:41 AM
I went swimming last night out of sheer boredom and thought of this thread

I have a pair of swimming goggles that I bought in 1998 when I was 10 years old and I'm still using them

You're actually quite a bit younger than I had you pegged for if you were born in 1988

killramos
05-05-2023, 08:42 AM
I only just got rid of a pair of swim trunks I bought at k-mart on a trip to Edmonton back in about 2002.
Apparently lots of "board shorts" don't have that mesh liner anymore? Oh well, if it flops out, it flops out.

I think it, you mean they.

This is the old man thread after all

tirebob
05-05-2023, 08:44 AM
I only just got rid of a pair of swim trunks I bought at k-mart on a trip to Edmonton back in about 2002.
Apparently lots of "board shorts" don't have that mesh liner anymore? Oh well, if it flops out, it flops out.If it can flop out of your board shorts I am officially jealous.

SJW
05-05-2023, 08:57 AM
If it can flop out of your board shorts I am officially jealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNaUDNIyR2U

suntan
05-05-2023, 09:26 AM
I went swimming last night out of sheer boredom and thought of this thread

I have a pair of swimming goggles that I bought in 1998 when I was 10 years old and I'm still using them

That's amazing, I usually only get a few months out them before the chlorine eats them.

killramos
05-05-2023, 09:27 AM
How much chlorine is in your hot tub lol

SJW
05-05-2023, 09:34 AM
How much chlorine is in your hot tub lol

The question isn't so much how much chlorine it is. It's how many contaminants are we dealing with?

haggis88
05-05-2023, 09:52 AM
You're actually quite a bit younger than I had you pegged for if you were born in 1988

Thanks, i think :rofl:

35, it's about time for a mid-life crisis I think


That's amazing, I usually only get a few months out them before the chlorine eats them.

Speedo brand...if I recall they were quite expensive at the time, our local pool had quite a well stocked store

I don't now, but I used to go swimming multiple times a week until I was about 20, so they did see a lot of use


The question isn't so much how much chlorine it is. It's how many contaminants are we dealing with?

How many parts per million of peepee are you swimming in?
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G-ZUS
05-05-2023, 12:01 PM
My house still has the original furnace from 1975, does that count?

max_boost
05-05-2023, 12:31 PM
I have a belt that I still wear that I got when I was 18 and i'm 49.

aha i got belt at 21 and now 41 so getting up there too aha

suntan
05-05-2023, 12:48 PM
YMCA pools baby.

mr2mike
05-05-2023, 07:42 PM
You vintage belt love affair guys... Go start a David Carradine MEGA thread.
This thread is about ageism.

Tik-Tok
05-05-2023, 07:53 PM
You vintage belt love affair guys... Go start a David Carradine MEGA thread.
This thread is about ageism.

My belts not for necks...

birdman86
05-06-2023, 10:19 AM
I've got a belt I still use that I've had for 25 years.

Came to say this, I bought it at Gap for I think $4 on clearance back in grade school and still wear it almost every day

Starting to get fat though so its days might be numbered

suntan
05-07-2023, 10:10 PM
I've got a belt I still use that I've had for 25 years.

Gut flex.

Toilet_X
05-09-2023, 09:55 AM
You guys get the GOOD boner pills

Gman.45
05-09-2023, 11:22 AM
Since somebody already posted a firearm, I'll follow suit.

Oldest shoulder supported (ie rifle/shotgun/etc) firearms I have (I have some older handguns).

Dewat (deactivated war trophy, non firing, cock/clickable, display units) MG34 and MG42. I picked up both 20+ years ago when they weren't a fortune. Someone told me once that you can make the MG42 work with 762 NATO rounds by sticking in an MG3 barrel kit, but those are uncommon in Canada, and that would be illegal anyway. Both were manufactured in the early 1940s.

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arcticcat522
05-09-2023, 04:00 PM
They look ass-ulty.....better ban them

tirebob
05-12-2023, 11:45 AM
Those are sick man! Nice!!