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ThePenIsMightier
11-30-2021, 01:52 PM
Someone who is better at Facebook please embed this video, or whatever.
https://m.facebook.com/hubtownbrewing/?ref=settings
I looked for the video on YouTube, but no dice.

So apparently these scholars tried to break into a jewelry store right near Hubtown Brewing in Okotoks. It was this morning at 06:15, LoL!! Some real Ocean's Eleven skills, here. Didn't manage to steal a thing but I bet that fall really hurt.

Can #BeyondCSI help get to the bottom of this?
nismodrifter
11-30-2021, 02:04 PM
Wat the f.
schurchill39
11-30-2021, 02:12 PM
Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?
Buster
11-30-2021, 02:18 PM
FB video...less competent than the thieves.
ThePenIsMightier
11-30-2021, 02:19 PM
Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?

It looks like a red Golf to me as well. I'm not familiar enough with them to put a generation/year to it though.
nismodrifter
11-30-2021, 02:31 PM
It looks like a red Golf to me as well. I'm not familiar enough with them to put a generation/year to it though.

Golf "City" 2007-10
https://autobunny-docs.s3.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/1187/car/forsale/images/2020/12/pic-5b7358d9f12182c028863e3eeedd2d9a.jpg
2Legit2Quit
11-30-2021, 02:37 PM
I was anticipating a ripped off bumper or flat tires
ExtraSlow
11-30-2021, 03:21 PM
City Golf, disgusting.
ThePenIsMightier
11-30-2021, 03:36 PM
City Golf, disgusting.

I vaguely remember those just being the previous generation that they chose to keep selling, but at a reduced price and under the "City" model. I thought they started that in about 07 because a guy I hated bought one around that time.
*Matches nismodrifter post. Year checks out.
cyra1ax
11-30-2021, 05:03 PM
Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?

Looks like on a door hinge...he does bend down quite far to try and undo it so maybe the seat rail?
nzwasp
11-30-2021, 06:50 PM
6.15am seems like a really odd time in the morning to decide to break in somewhere. Many people are off to work at that hour
ExtraSlow
11-30-2021, 07:17 PM
6.15am seems like a really odd time in the morning to decide to break in somewhere. Many people are off to work at that hour

5D chess
Graham_A_M
12-01-2021, 07:22 PM
6.15am seems like a really odd time in the morning to decide to break in somewhere. Many people are off to work at that hour
Agreed. Passing through Okotoks on my way to work for 6am in Calgary, it's definitely is alive 45 minutes before then. 6:15 is like, wtf?
mr2mike
12-01-2021, 07:38 PM
Is that a golf? Where is the tow strap attached, in the door?

Not sure, but why is beyond all about the Honda Fit when this urban beast has great towing capacity.
What's the tongue weight specs?
AndyL
12-01-2021, 07:54 PM
6am is easy to understand...

That's shift change at okotoks rcmp detachment...
mr2mike
12-01-2021, 08:11 PM
AndyL or Danny Ocean?
ThePenIsMightier
12-01-2021, 08:29 PM
6am is easy to understand...

That's shift change at okotoks rcmp detachment...

I'm gonna reach way out and say that their "plan" was not thought out to that level of detail.
ExtraSlow
12-01-2021, 08:32 PM
The great train robbery this ain't.
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