Homes for sale- Hilarious photos

[JordanLotoski]

This is always fun for a good laugh, Ill post these but but wont disclose the agents name, Feel free to add

This gem should have sold day 1 with 20 offers with these photos
https://oakandempire.com/listing/A2042154/

[gwill]

Why would a seller allow that crap to be posted.

[killramos]

I love how the photos still weren’t in focus on the second or third try

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Why would a seller allow that crap to be posted.

Same reason the seller allowed their home to look like that in the first place

[BerserkerCatSplat]

When we bought our place a number of years ago, we got a good deal as the property had sat on the market for a month, likely due to the terrible listing and photos. No staging had been done, barely any cleaning, stuff all over the place. No pictures of kitchen, dining room, master bedroom, ensuite, or basement. Amazed that somebody got paid for that.

[XylathaneGTR]

I like that description. Welcome to this...shit, need an adjective...any adjective will do. What's the best he can come up with? "well-located." Yup - welcome to this well located Dalhousie house. Charming? Quaint? Nah. This bitch is well located, son.

[msommers]

Just when you think it can't get worse, he's got another listing for 1.3M with about the same quality of photos.

How the F as a seller would you allow such trash

[03ozwhip]

So this guy is taking his own pics instead of spending the $150 for a company to do pics for them.

Nice. Getting rich off that $150 for sure.

[davidI]

Almost all listings in Spain are this bad. There's no MLS to see past sale prices either.

Most incredible thing for me is that a dump like this costs $610k now.

[ercchry]

After seeing the photos in 1000s of appraisals, nothing surprises me. This is above average compared to that :rofl:

[mr2mike]

Owner thinks, "well if someone wants it for that price, I'll go move to Vancouver Island."

[JordanLotoski]

Here is another beauty....Agent is also owner hahah

https://matrix.pillarnine.com/Matrix/Public/Portal.aspx?ID=3017077330

[jabjab]

Here is another beauty....Agent is also owner hahah

https://matrix.pillarnine.com/Matrix/Public/Portal.aspx?ID=3017077330

Yikes.. I wonder how well this agent does. Did he just use his cell phone on the worst filter possible

[mr2mike]

Always wanted to make sure the woodgrain in the doors met what I was expecting before scheduling a viewing.
Window casing pictures are a bonus.

[msommers]

His 2 additional listings are just as terrible. Consistency is everything

[KrisYYC]

Probably realtors that are 65+ and have trouble using new fangled things like digital cameras or smartphones. Too old and stubborn to hire a photographer

[Disoblige]

Hire that family friend they tell ya... eek.

[mr2mike]

Imagine his kid's wedding photos.

[Kloubek]

Those are really bad.

There is a house for sale a couple of doors away from me where the location pin on Realtor.com is placed on an entirely different block in Chestermere. It's been that way since the listing went up several months ago.

I just don't get it. These Realtors have ONE job. Sell a home. That's what you do. If you aren't capable of providing the very basics, then why are you even in the business?

[ExtraSlow]

I mean, at least these shitty realtors cost less, right?

Padmememe.jpeg.

[msommers]

For a cool 1.8MM, you could have this!

https://www.calgaryhousefinder.ca/property-search/detail/46/A2050866/1135-jamieson-ave-ne-calgary-ab-t2e-0l5/

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[gmc72]

Those are really bad.

There is a house for sale a couple of doors away from me where the location pin on Realtor.com is placed on an entirely different block in Chestermere. It's been that way since the listing went up several months ago.

I just don't get it. These Realtors have ONE job. Sell a home. That's what you do. If you aren't capable of providing the very basics, then why are you even in the business?

We ran into that quite a few times when we were looking. Seems like a pretty easy thing, but yet it gets messed up.

[dirtsniffer]

For a cool 1.8MM, you could have this!

https://www.calgaryhousefinder.ca/property-search/detail/46/A2050866/1135-jamieson-ave-ne-calgary-ab-t2e-0l5/

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4 double garages!

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[XylathaneGTR]

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[Sentry]

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https://thehardtimes.net/culture/terrible-real-estate-photographer-moonlights-as-amazing-emo-album-cover-photographer/?fbclid=IwAR3_W4Up0PQCjS0EnMxLLlqa9DqTp6-8R8opcv-EP6D3IuYQncv7pAsocj4

[roopi]

The trophy room on this one:

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25500798/242036-96-east-street-e-rural-foothills-county

[rage2]

The trophy room on this one:

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25500798/242036-96-east-street-e-rural-foothills-county
They filmed ace Ventura there.

[Buster]

They filmed ace Ventura there.

I believe Shelton is the most connected Calgarian I know.

[88CRX]

The trophy room on this one:

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25500798/242036-96-east-street-e-rural-foothills-county

Example 4,763 that rural properties are fucking nuts.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25738680/6231-4-street-ne-calgary-thorncliffe

Lotta random junk laying around, kitchen drawers not fully closed etc.

[max_boost]

I believe Shelton is the most connected Calgarian I know.

He is the boss

[bjstare]

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25738680/6231-4-street-ne-calgary-thorncliffe

Lotta random junk laying around, kitchen drawers not fully closed etc.

Wow that is an eclectic pile of shit they have lying around.

I also like the elaborate and seemingly overbuilt hot wheels ramp in the back yard.

[nismodrifter]

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25738680/6231-4-street-ne-calgary-thorncliffe

Lotta random junk laying around, kitchen drawers not fully closed etc.

Cat stuff everywhere. But dogs on the blanket.
Deep freezer in the childs bedroom? Has a child safety lock on it though.

Also HDR level 11.

[Swank]

I also like the elaborate and seemingly overbuilt hot wheels ramp in the back yard.

Is that what that is? I thought it was a cat slide after seeing the ramps and shelving walkways in the living room :rofl:

I burst out laughing when I saw the laundry room, ah good times.

[2Legit2Quit]

This one caught my attention from the pics but felt kinda bad as it's probably an older or disabled persons home guessing on the bed being in the living room, but then I read the listing description and laughed at how bad the realtor is making it sound

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25748099/229043-186-avenue-w-rural-foothills-county

[Brent.ff]

This one caught my attention from the pics but felt kinda bad as it's probably an older or disabled persons home guessing on the bed being in the living room, but then I read the listing description and laughed at how bad the realtor is making it sound

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25748099/229043-186-avenue-w-rural-foothills-county

lol what the holy fuck:

"Be prepared for the worst but you just may be pleasantly surprised "
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder"

Is he spite selling this for a relative?


oh man this realtors writing..
"The Spice of Life is…. ‘change’ or ‘something different’…. and this custom designed country retreat is just that ……. or what I would describe as being a..... Modern Lodge ...."

"appreciate the ...location ...setting and gorgeous VIEWS !!! "

[bjstare]

More hilarious than the description or pics of the house, is the pic of the realtor. Quite a fuckin hat he chose.

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[suntan]

It's where he keeps his fiduciary!

[killramos]

More hilarious than the description or pics of the house, is the pic of the realtor. Quite a fuckin hat he chose.

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He went wayyyy past 10 gallon on that one

[2Legit2Quit]

If that was my home and I read the listing, I'd be ready to tear a strip of my realtor. Absolutely brutal.

[ianmcc]

A single picture of their laptop screen showing Google streetview and one line of description.
"Fixer upper Bring Lots of Paint Three bedrooms !.5 Bath On Main Beautiful Area Down Town Large Treed lot"
https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26037334/130-waddy-lane-strathmore-downtownstrathmore

[mr2mike]

Not Canada but also, Not 15th Century Europe.
Great place to bring your wenches.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27-Rough-Rd-Sagle-ID-83860/221477078_zpid/

[ThePenIsMightier]

Fuck, that's elegant!
Bonus points that it's on Rough Road.