Vancouver Islander sex with a tree

[mr2mike]

Best one liner wins.

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https://nationalpost.com/news/world/canadian-woman-ecosexual-relationship-with-oak-tree

[ThePenIsMightier]

This just in! Giving your children retarded nonsense names results in retardation.
See Tzeporarah. See Damian. See virtually any hyphenated nonsense, ever.
I'm planning on having more kids and naming them PhuckCarbon and PlanetQuiller so that will help.

[killramos]

Nuts gonna nut

[suntan]

She wants wood and lots of it.

[bjstare]

Something something long and hard.

[rage2]

I feel like I’d be an awesome self intimacy coach.

[Tik-Tok]

"Self intamacy coach" just sounds like a fancy way of telling people you have a Onlyfans.

[ExtraSlow]

I feel like I’d be an awesome self intimacy coach.

send me your rate sheets.

[sexualbanana]

Not that I'm a shrink, but it seems like people are confusing sexuality with paraphilias.

[darthVWader]

A sappy love story based on slivers of truth.

[mr2mike]

Wait till a guy finds a knot in the tree.

[Xtrema]

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[SJW]

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I wood!

[heavyD]

Not that I'm a shrink, but it seems like people are confusing sexuality with paraphilias.

This and the fact this woman is clearly seeking attention.

[mr2mike]

She got the National Post to passively advertise her OF account.
What did you do this holiday season?

[ExtraSlow]

She got the National Post to passively advertise her OF account.
What did you do this holiday season?

5d chess for sure.