Wildcat
05-11-2004, 01:49 PM
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked what their
fathers did for a living. The typical answers came up -- fireman,
policeman,
salesman, etc...David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Detroit Red Wings, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids"
:rofl: GOFLAMESGO :clap:
fathers did for a living. The typical answers came up -- fireman,
policeman,
salesman, etc...David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Detroit Red Wings, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids"
:rofl: GOFLAMESGO :clap: