IROC idiot - ROFL

[sasukekun]

Probably a repost, but OMG, I was :rofl:
http://www.dismalvoid.com/files/iroc_idiot.mp3

[KoukiS14]

:rofl:

Raise your hands if you drive an Iroc....oh i can just see the Mullet now!

Its all about the wax and the space age metal...and most importantly ---> ITS AN IROC

Knob Gobble :rofl:

Its long but worth a listen :thumbsup:

[aZnBlooD]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


- radars dont work on my car!!!!! my car is so shiny and made of a special kinda of metal.

- i get out of my ticket by lecturing my the cop.....

- my 270hp IROC can EASILY outrun a cop, i get pulled over because im doin a favour for the cop.

- when a cop sees me, they know i have a sweet ride, and they know that i will probably beat him up.

- cops sent me a thank you because he pulled me over since i have a sweet ride.

- it pisses a cop off because they know i have a sweet ride that can outrun any cop car out there thats why they pull me over in the first place.

- i beat speeding tickets because cops are afraid of me. they pick on me because i have a sweet ride.

- right when the cop pulls me over, i rev my car up to 6000rpm. i can see more than 1 cop shit his pants because of this.

[ICEBERG]

I didn't know they wax the Stealth Bomber so it is invisiable to radar like this guy's IROC.:rofl: :rofl:

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by aZnBlooD
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


- radars dont work on my car!!!!! my car is so shiny and made of a special kinda of metal.

- i get out of my ticket by lecturing my the cop.....

- my 270hp IROC can EASILY outrun a cop, i get pulled over because im doin a favour for the cop.

- when a cop sees me, they know i have a sweet ride, and they know that i will probably beat him up.

- cops sent me a thank you because he pulled me over since i have a sweet ride.

- it pisses a cop off because they know i have a sweet ride that can outrun any cop car out there thats why they pull me over in the first place.

- i beat speeding tickets because cops are afraid of me. they pick on me because i have a sweet ride.

- right when the cop pulls me over, i rev my car up to 6000rpm. i can see more than 1 cop shit his pants because of this.



you've got to be fucking kidding me!!!!

A mullet mobile making cops shat their pants.
:dunno: :dunno:

How old is this kid?

[ZorroAMG]

AHAHAAHA, the fucking stealth is designed with specific angles to repell the radar for one, and for two it is painted with a special MATTE paint, not fucking shiney and turtle waxed..LOL Jackass!

"do you have a chain steering wheel?" "cause I do. It's sweet."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[three.eighteen.]

"haha why do you think you could outrun a cop?"

"i mean look at it, it's sweet"...man i wish i could find that guy and call him a dumbass to his face :rofl:

"haha go bust some burglar..uhh...ahh, uhh burglarer?"

[syeve]

hahaha, "my ride is sweet, its a sweet ride"

"Does your car have a chain steering wheel? Mine does, its a sweet ride"

haha, that is too funny.
Worth the listen

[Weapon_R]

"I always say, LISTEN OFFICER, I WASN'T SPEEDING"

Pretty simple enough

[nismodrifter]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"whats teh word for when you're telling the truth...??"
"do you got a chain steering wheel........no...well I DO"
"all my tattoos are temporary"
"i rev it up to 6000rpm just to show him whats up"

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by Weapon_R
"I always say, LISTEN OFFICER, I WASN'T SPEEDING"

Pretty simple enough


If that doesn't work just rev it up to 6000rpm and you have instant pant shitting!!

[hjr]

i can just see this guy getting shot by the police. I dont know why, he seems like the type to get shot

[Orbie]

lol, man this guy's hilarious. It really boggles the mind how someone like this can exist and function in the world. 21 and he thinks he's gods gift to this earth.

You could tell how small a grasp he has on the world when he was talking to the guy who owned the Z28 with 352whp and said "Is that legal!?" lol the funniest part was how the neon license plate "distracts" the radar! and I wish that just by having a waxed shiny car, radar would just bounce off!

Doesn't really matter anyways since radars are designed to read doppler shift off a reflecting light wave. I believe the paint and angles on the Stealth reflect away certain incoming radar away from the source, and absorb the rest of radar waves coming between certain angles. So ideally by his logic what you really want is a car with a matte finish to absorb as much light waves as possible.

[HillBilly]

This guy is great......

Whenever I rev up my busa, I shit my pants. Cuz its sweet.

hahahaha

[turbo_equiped]

hahahahha
OMG!!!
:rofl:

[africano]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ....... the best part is when he says the cop wrote a thank you note for being hasseled down by him. Such a stupid redneck, another consequence of in-breeding.

[M_Power]

he got up to 90 man, like thats movin! :rofl: :rofl:

[three.eighteen.]

90mph is pretty quick...speeding in pretty much every part of canada...but i guess technically its not fast

[JordanLotoski]

hahahahahah..thats funny

[iceburns288]

lol... I'm at 5:30 right now and it' still great. Only 25 minutes to go...

'I wasn't speeding I swear...'
'Well, you know cops have this thing called radar...'
'Well I know I just tell him "Dude you're wrong"
'Why do you tell a cop he's wrong when he's got radar?'
'Well, if he's right I just tell ask him if he's got some gang member to frame somewhere'
:nut: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[403Gemini]

"i rev it up to about 6000, yea what you think about that! sometimes they wanna crap their pants!"

[sunfiredude]

"i mean look at it, it's sweet"

"i think he is jealous"

hahahaha this guy hurts sooo much

[A|pine]

haha they wax and wash the stealth bomber and its shiny, like my shiny car.

[1badPT]

this guy is an embarassment to life

[Ben]

That is probably one of the finniest things I've ever heard, hahahaha

Knob Nibble, hahahahhahaha

"Is it Sweet? is it SWEET?"

[nosegrindR]

^^^

"so you're telling me on the california interstate, the cop's waiting for you to finish having oral sex??"

:rofl: :rofl:

[GQNammer]

"I got a cop ask for my address just so he can give me a Thank you note."

Omg too funny

[Ben]

hahaha, just listened to it again, whenever I need a pick me up, play that!

[Redlyne_mr2]

I wasn't going to bother DLing it because i thought it was some cheezy gay song. hahaha but a real live radio conversation with a dumb ass grease ball is definitely worth saving to my comp for later use

[EK 2.0]

You know, I think i used to work with the guys twin brother man...its creepy, the guy I worked with was exactly like this about his Mustang...


"I've done upwards of 90 on Interstate 5..."

"...Trust me, that's MOVIN!!"

[Redlyne_mr2]

Its hilarious that they have people call in to respond. It reminds me of a heated Beyond thread.

[Roadrage]

ROFL. What a doorknob.
Some of my fave quotes:

-"Your radar reading is wrong."

-"I tell them I know of my rights and I know there targeting IROC's"

-"I don't have to pull over for a cop...I'm doing it within the parametres of the law"

-"The other 50% is because I have a chick in the car and the cop will always try to act tough and give tickets."

-"No man...the IROC is made with a special metal."

-"Nibbleknob"

-"All my tats are temporary"

-"You can't pick on me cuz I have a sweet ride."

-"If you talk a talk, you should walk a walk."

-"I'm 28 years old, I'm enjoying life."

-"If you lucky enough to ride in my IROC...It's metallic blue with flames. 270HP with T-Tops."

-"EPA...I don't know what that is."

-Announcer "Chain steering wheel doesn't make your car go faster."
-Moron "WHAT?!"

-"Hey dude...the neon bounces the radar."

He's not familiar with Rodney King and he lives in California...LOL.

[HTN SWCHS]

irocs are nice but this guy is a major knob

[HillBilly]

Originally posted by HTN SWCHS
irocs are nice but this guy is a major knob

IROC's were the shit' in the late 80's early 90's. Now, they are just shit.

Build quality was not on the agenda of that automobile.




But thay are really sweet rides!! hahaha

[finboy]

damn, thats like 2 years old, still funny though

[eb0i]

there's now way this guy is for real....but then again....:dunno:

[BumpinTalon]

Shouldn't you be off busting a burglerer ?
i always thought that was "burglar"

this is hilarious stuff.

[Ridelikeme]

hahahaahah.... oh shit man i got a kid in my school that would luv to hear this. hes got a sweet iroc, hahaha:rofl: hahahahahah.... oh god i cant breathe

[Big_C_racing]

funny shit.........what makes me laugh harder is that it would still pound most of the cars on this board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a big IROC fan but thought I would point that out.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Big_C_racing
funny shit.........what makes me laugh harder is that it would still pound most of the cars on this board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a big IROC fan but thought I would point that out.


pffft...not with MY Marlboros on MY dash it wont...plus I wax it, so not only does radar bounce off of it, but becasue of the wax its slicker and adds power to cut thru the wind...

[Joe Mama]

One of my many favorite parts l
l
V

"Why are you pulling me over instead of some rapist or burglar uh, umm, burglarer, or some gang banger or something"

Earlier...

"Yeah, I was doing 85 on a 65"

He's so stupid

[Ekliptix]

As a fellow mullet - type car owner, I don't know why you guys are giving my fellow brother a hard time? :dunno:





























;) It's hilarious.

[///M3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rofl: :rofl: and then that mexican phones in and starts tellin him off hahahahah. You full of shit mang...you full of shit.

hahaha drivin down the road while your girls doin a nibble knob hahahahaha.

omg hickville.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ZorroAMG]

I love them 2 month old topics LOL So fresh 'n so clean

[saiyajin]

knobnibble
knob gobble

best words ever hahaha


"my car has 352 at the wheel"
idiot- "is that legal??!?"

[Digital_7]

:nut: :rofl: I need me some of that Stealth WAX! I'll Buy it!

[Z_Fan]

"I'm telling ya, 95 on I-5, now that's moving!"

Fucking moron. Thinks 150km/h is fast. Idiot. This guy is an idiot.

"Go bust a gang-banger!"

LOL!

Moron!

[Z_Fan]

How about this one...

"Radar doesn't work right off my car."

"My car's too shiny for radar."

ROFLMAO