Yo Mamma Jokes

[turbo_equiped]

ahhah
Check these out. Some of these are so funny.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/

[turbo_equiped]

"Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!"
"YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOLLERED HEY KOOL-AID"
"Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!"
"Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!"
"Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread."
"Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[///M3]

Yo momma so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo momma so hairy, when you were born, you got rug burn.
Yo momma so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mommas so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

[///M3]

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. :rofl:
:rofl:

[GQBalla]

ahha classic momma jokes!:rofl:

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by GQBalla
ahha classic momma jokes!:rofl:


Wait for Ludelvr...HE will give you some Mama Jokes...

[illeagle]

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

:rofl: :rofl: :clap:

[Punk]

:) Your momma's so fat..she sat in BIGFOOT...and turned it into a lowrider!!!!!!!!:banghead:

[GingeRRRBeef]

yo momma's so dumb, she thought the c-walk was a parade for gansters.

yo momma's so dumb, she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

[V6-BoI]

Originally posted by turbo_equiped

"Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass."


hahaha :rofl:

[turbo_equiped]

ahahaha i like the radio station one best...
"Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd player skip, at the radio station!!!"

[turbo_equiped]

hahah found this one..
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[pinoyhero]

Nice, reminds me of Nutty Professor.

[CKY]

Originally posted by ///M3
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. :rofl:
:rofl:

:rofl: BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA good one

"your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone"
"your momma so fat when she had a nosebleed gravy came out"

[FoRn420]

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cyruss12]

Your momma's so nasty she has a sign in her mouth that says next tooth 2 miles...:rofl:

[SilverRex]

yo Momma so ugly that when she walk by the toilet, the toilet flushes...