Him & Her

[Zephyr]

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.

[RSeXy]

awws..is that ur gf in your avatar? :)

[Zephyr]

Originally posted by RSeXy
awws..is that ur gf in your avatar? :)

yep! my love for three years! :love: :D

[max_boost]

LOL, Where do you find all this dude??? Its great!:rofl:

[RSeXy]

Originally posted by Zephyr


yep! my love for three years! :love: :D

awws you are such a sweet bf!

[Zephyr]

Originally posted by RSeXy


awws you are such a sweet bf!

cuz u know how u go on the forums on the main page u see ur avatar. so i thought i put her pic so i can see her when i browse around.....call me a pansy but i just love her..:love:

[CRXguy]

Dude, she's pretty cute!!:thumbsup:

[Stratus_Power]

now lets see a pic of you

[Zephyr]

Originally posted by CRXguy
Dude, she's pretty cute!!:thumbsup:

yea i'm still wondering how the hell she get with a ugly piece of shit like me....:rofl:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by Zephyr


yea i'm still wondering how the hell she get with a ugly piece of shit like me....:rofl:
Don't worry, WRXguy can relate! haha j/k:thumbsup:

[LUDELVR]

Originally posted by Zephyr


.....call me a pansy but i just love her..:love:

You pansy!!! hahahha
ummm............I think I love her too!!!:love: :love: :drool: :drool: :poosie: :poosie: :rofl: :hitit:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by LUDELVR


You pansy!!! hahahha
ummm............I think I love her too!!!:love: :love: :drool: :drool: :poosie: :poosie: :rofl: :hitit:

Your a loser man, seriously, you'll know what I mean when you go meet her (mormon at the bar) haha

[Hipermax_d]

i should put my gf's pic in my avitar.
start a new trend like how most people put pics of couple of chicks doing some stuff..:D

[Fuji]

Originally posted by Stratus_Power
now lets see a pic of you


hmmmm.... that's strange......:rofl: just j/k

[max_boost]

Women and cars are just the same, they both cost you money and if you don't treat them right, they will break down and give you headaches

MB 2002:rofl:

[RSeXy]

You must have had a lot of BIG headaches.

you know...the lude and with your front kit and all. :rolleyes:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by RSeXy
You must have had a lot of BIG headaches.

you know...the lude and with your front kit and all. :rolleyes:

Thats why I'm taking the train now:thumbsup:

[infamous]

Originally posted by max_boost
Women and cars are just the same, they both cost you money and if you don't treat them right, they will break down and give you headaches

MB 2002:rofl:

naw you got it all wrong....

women and nice cars will both cost you a fortune, but in the end only one will get fat! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Zephyr]

and a new relationship is like the warranty on a new car all great nothing wrong....after a while once the warranty is over, everything starts to fall apart..

[RSeXy]

Originally posted by Zephyr
and a new relationship is like the warranty on a new car all great nothing wrong....after a while once the warranty is over, everything starts to fall apart..

but that is only with a domestic! imports are keepers! haha

[Zephyr]

Originally posted by RSeXy


but that is only with a domestic! imports are keepers! haha

cept BMWs.... once my warrantly was over my car almost overheated cuz the leak in the water pipes. then my ECU stopped working.

o well i just love girls...my gf just makes them look so innocent...well when shes asleep haha j/k

[GTS Jeff]

yep.

[CRXguy]

^^^

:rofl: :werd:

[kenny]

Interesting to note that with all those dials on the "woman" machine, none of them are labelled "volume" :rofl: :rofl:

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by kenny
Interesting to note that with all those dials on the "woman" machine, none of them are labelled "volume" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by Zephyr
and a new relationship is like the warranty on a new car all great nothing wrong....after a while once the warranty is over, everything starts to fall apart..
:werd: