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GingeRRRBeef
09-29-2004, 06:09 PM
Top Eleven Lists page (http://bbspot.com/archives/index_top11.html?page=all)


Yo Momma Insults for Coders


11. Yo momma's so crazy, she makes pi look rational.
10. Yo momma's so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn itself off.
9. Yo momma's so fat, she has to share resources with herself.
8. Yo momma's so insecure, she makes an unpatched copy of Microsoft IIS look like Fort Knox.
7. Yo momma's so stupid, she leaves possible buffer overruns in a "Hello World" application.
6. Yo momma's so boring, she makes debugging Prolog seem fun.
5. Yo momma's so fat, she uses FAT256.
4. Yo momma's code is so bloated, she makes assembly look like C.
3. Yo momma's so fat, she uses C++++.
2. Yo momma's so flea-ridden, she has more bugs than Tribes 2.
1. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes custom regex engines in perl look beautiful.

Ben
09-29-2004, 07:07 PM
I feel ashamed of myself actually understanding what all those ment :(

RickDaTuner
09-29-2004, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Ben
I feel ashamed of myself actually understanding what all those ment :(
I was just gonna post, if it was wrong that i only understood 1 or 2 jokes on that list..

GingeRRRBeef
09-29-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Ben
I feel ashamed of myself actually understanding what all those ment :(

Sorry to hear that you feel bad for being educated :confused:

BigDL
09-29-2004, 07:28 PM
Its sad when i can understand most of that list :(

Ben
09-29-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Silver_SpecV


Sorry to hear that you feel bad for being educated :confused:

hahaha, damn us computer nerds.