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Billet
10-01-2004, 09:30 AM
http://www.imoc.co.uk/road/Dyno.asp
QuasarCav
10-01-2004, 09:31 AM
98 BHP? Pfff...their dyno is crap. The garage who tunes mine dynoed it at 113 BHP."

I swear.
JAYMEZ
10-01-2004, 10:11 AM
"It wasn't cold enough, to get the 1003 BHP my car can get it has to be colder. 980 BHP is a joke."
JAYMEZ
10-01-2004, 10:12 AM
"I was driving it at 100MPH+ all the way down here. It must be all heat soaked cos I just had it dynoed at 2100 BHP."


9998 BHP? Pfff...their dyno is crap. The garage who tunes mine dynoed it at 9999 BHP."
2002civic
10-01-2004, 03:33 PM
"I had it pushing 9999 when I was running 2bar of boost but it was so fast it was tearing holes in the space-time continueum so I dropped the boost and now it's only generating 12."
QuasarCav
10-01-2004, 03:35 PM
"Too bad my tyres were worn. I couldn't get any grip on the rollers, with better tyres I would have got 350 BHP."
ryder_23
10-01-2004, 03:38 PM
:rofl:


9 BHP doesn't sound much but check out my torque figures. On a track I'll kick your ass


4 isn't much but I could find any Optimax. On Optimax it pushes 9000 horses easy."


I had to take my RAMAIR filter off to clean it and it wasn't dry yet. With that fitted it makes 400 BHP. You should have seen me burn up a Cossie off the lights the other day."
habsfan
10-01-2004, 03:59 PM
"My clutch is slipping. It starts to slip at about 15 BHP, but when I get it fixed I'll get at least 2000 BHP. No problem."