RIP rodney dangerfield

[finboy]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041006/ap_en_tv/obit_dangerfield_10

[RC-Cola]

That's too bad. I willing to bet that he'll get respect now...

[D'z Nutz]

Oh man, that sucks. Rodney was damn funny.

[Ben]

Yeah, he was crazy in "Caddy Shack"

I have been wondering how he's been doing lately because I know he came close a few years back.

Ah that sucks. :(

[EK 2.0]

:angel: MAD Respect Mr. D.

[Fluidic]

I didn't much like his comedy -- but when he was "off-stage" -- and on-stage with Carson; he was a fun loving guy. He will be missed. He lived to be a pretty good age.

[NiteRider]

R.I.P

he was such a funny guy

[2002civic]

i loved caddy shack, he will be missed

[Melinda]

Lady bugs was my fave movie with him as one of the stars...RIP to him, at least he went his own way instead of drugs, alcohol ect like most stars...

[crx62]

Mr. Burns son is what i remember him for.



R.I.P.

[shakalaka]

R.I.P. !!!!!!

[DJ Lazy]

The man was a comic genius IMO.... He will defineately be missed... I wonder if he ever got himself cloned.. I remember seeing something about him wanting to do it... :dunno:

[roopi]

Rodney Dangerfield's Best One Liners

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1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy...
I'd have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over;
nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a
guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are
you doing that ?" He said "Because you came home early."

5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning. I
put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my
briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the
bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the
sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me My bath toys were
a toaster and radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast
fed me She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

9. I'm so ugly...My father carried around a picture
of the kid who came with his wallet.

10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting
room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything
we could, but he pulled through."

11. I'm so ugly ..... My mother had morning sickness
AFTER I was born.

12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they
sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted
more proof.

13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and
asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you
think we'll ever find them ?" He said,"I don't know kid.
There's so many places they can hide."

14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off
next Tuesday.

15. I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people
kept asking how big I'd get.

16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning
when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like
throwing up; What's wrong with me ?" He said...
"I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a
bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few
drinks and get some rest.

18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him,
"How can I get my kite in the air ?" He told me to run off a
cliff.

19. Some dog I got. We call himEgypt because in every
room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm.
Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those
times I was reading it.

20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy for
birth control.

21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in
his lap; he was in the electric chair.

22. I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my
mother !!!

[RC-Cola]

My favorite I heard again a couple of days ago was:

"I'm so ugly that the other day my proctologist stuck his fingers in my mouth..."

:clap:



Originally posted by roopi
Rodney Dangerfield's Best One Liners

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy...
I'd have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over;
nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a
guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are
you doing that ?" He said "Because you came home early."

5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning. I
put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my
briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the
bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the
sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me My bath toys were
a toaster and radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast
fed me She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

9. I'm so ugly...My father carried around a picture
of the kid who came with his wallet.

10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting
room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything
we could, but he pulled through."

11. I'm so ugly ..... My mother had morning sickness
AFTER I was born.

12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they
sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted
more proof.

13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and
asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you
think we'll ever find them ?" He said,"I don't know kid.
There's so many places they can hide."

14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off
next Tuesday.

15. I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people
kept asking how big I'd get.

16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning
when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like
throwing up; What's wrong with me ?" He said...
"I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a
bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few
drinks and get some rest.

18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him,
"How can I get my kite in the air ?" He told me to run off a
cliff.

19. Some dog I got. We call himEgypt because in every
room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm.
Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those
times I was reading it.

20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy for
birth control.

21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in
his lap; he was in the electric chair.

22. I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my
mother !!!

[Mr. Burns]

It is truly a sad day for comedy.:(

[SoSlowDx]

RIP He sure was hilarious!

[beinkken]

he was and always will be the king of one liners, he was pretty funny. and caddyshack was hilarious.


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