buh_buh
11-17-2004, 09:12 PM
>why it is good to be a man:
>
>1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
>
>2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
>
>3. Your last name stays put.
>
>4. The garage is all yours.
>
>5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>
>6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>
>7. Car mechanics tell you the truth about your headlight fluid.
>
>8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
>
>9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>
>10. Same work .. more pay.
>
>11. Wrinkles-add character.
>
>12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>
>13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
>
>14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>
>15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>
>16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
>17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
>
>18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
>
>19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
>
>20. You can open all your own jars.
>
>21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>
>22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
>
>23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
>
>24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>
>25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>
>26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
>thinking "He must be mad at me."
>
>27. No maxi-pads.
>
>28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
>might become lifelong friends.
>
>29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
>
>30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>
>31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
>
>32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>
>33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>
>34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>
>35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>
>36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
>24th, in minutes.
>
>37. The world is your urinal.
>
>1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
>
>2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
>
>3. Your last name stays put.
>
>4. The garage is all yours.
>
>5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>
>6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>
>7. Car mechanics tell you the truth about your headlight fluid.
>
>8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
>
>9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>
>10. Same work .. more pay.
>
>11. Wrinkles-add character.
>
>12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>
>13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
>
>14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>
>15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>
>16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
>17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
>
>18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
>
>19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
>
>20. You can open all your own jars.
>
>21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>
>22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
>
>23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
>
>24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>
>25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>
>26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
>thinking "He must be mad at me."
>
>27. No maxi-pads.
>
>28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
>might become lifelong friends.
>
>29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
>
>30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>
>31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
>
>32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>
>33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>
>34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>
>35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>
>36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
>24th, in minutes.
>
>37. The world is your urinal.