Meet an Inmate

[hexified]

:rofl:

Bubba Wants To Meet You! (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/)

[Carfanman]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/50-65-1.htm

[legendboy]

she looks like she is ready to go :rofl: :barf:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/christina-8514sec.jpg

[legendboy]

:rofl:


http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/James-986.jpg


Soft hearted gay male in search of a kind hearted man to build a life only love can create. I'm willing to let my hopes and dreams lie in your hands for your nurturing. I enjoy laying by the fire reading stories and singing love songs in the shower. I've reached the time in my life where I believe looking out for number one should be the loved one in my life and I hope there is a number one out there. So send me your dream and we shall form a team.

State: Nevada
Race: White
Birth Date: 5-21-71
Age: 31
Release Date: 2-9-2006
Height: 5'9"
Religion: None
Do you smoke: No
Sexual Preference: men only
Education: High School Graduate and 2 years of college
Occupation before prison: Electrician/Part time roofer
Activities in prison: anger management counselor/NA/AA counselor

[finboy]

anyone else kind of find it disturbing that it doesn't say what they are in jail for? :dunno:

[Melinda]

Originally posted by finboy
anyone else kind of find it disturbing that it doesn't say what they are in jail for? :dunno:
I was just thinking the same thing :rofl:

[B17a]

Originally posted by legendboy

I enjoy laying by the fire reading stories and singing love songs in the shower.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm sure that line goes over real well with his cellmates!

[Gspotracer]

Originally posted by finboy
anyone else kind of find it disturbing that it doesn't say what they are in jail for? :dunno:

:werd:

[finboy]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/straight/Rachel-8137.jpg

I'm seeking long term friendship/relationship with a well established, strong minded individual who enjoys hobbies such as: traveling, sports, dining out and good stimulating conversation. In general, I'm a very fun loving and free willed woman. I am truly goal oriented and I love to learn new things.

Location: Pennsylvania
Race: White
Age: 23
Release Date: 9-21-2011 minimum
Height: 5'
Religion: Christian
Do you have children: yes, a two year old son
Do you smoke: occasionally
Sexual Preference: male
Do you want mail from both sexes: yes
Education: high school diploma
Occupation before prison: massage therapist
Activities in prison: fitness/strength training, play cards, read, listen to radio, watch T.V.


you KNOW she killed someone :thumbsup:

[Def_3]

:rofl: they look "so wronry"

[Carfanman]

Then she wouldnt have a release date of 7 years from now.

[finboy]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Then she wouldnt have a release date of 7 years from now.

doesn't state the date she went in.

...man, this is getting more and more shady :dunno:

[Carfanman]

Yes but if whe murdered someone then she would be in there for life.

[Melinda]

Originally posted by finboy


doesn't state the date she went in.

...man, this is getting more and more shady :dunno:
If she's got a 2 year old son, wouldnt that mean she went in within the last 2 years? :dunno:

[finboy]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Yes but if whe murdered someone then she would be in there for life.

manslaughter :thumbsup:

[izzoblitzo]

hahaha.. these are so funny.

I think these people are along the lines of murder!

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/karen-4437w.htm

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/bi-sexual/courtney-6012wb.htm

it's amazing as you flip through some of these pages some people can look so gangsta, you just KNOW they did something bad.. then there's people you never would think they would do anything bad, and they're serving like a 10 year sentence.

dont trust anyone!:eek:

[legendboy]

Man, can you imagine being stuck in jail for life! I'd go mental!

I got arrested for some stupid traffic warrent last year and I spent a sunday in jail and I was going insane!!!!!! :eek:

I spent some time in CYOC when I was like 14 and I don't remember it being that bad! lol

[Melinda]

Originally posted by legendboy
Man, can you imagine being stuck in jail for life! I'd go mental!

I got arrested for some stupid traffic warrent last year and I spent a sunday in jail and I was going insane!!!!!! :eek:

I spent some time in CYOC when I was like 14 and I don't remember it being that bad! lol
What's CYOC?

[legendboy]

Calgary Young Offenders Center :rofl:

I spent like 4 months in there including xmas :thumbsdow

[Chester]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Yes but if whe murdered someone then she would be in there for life.

Well she could have been in prison from the age of 18 and could have been in a juvenille prison when she was younger

[Chester]

Originally posted by legendboy
Calgary Young Offenders Center :rofl:

I spent like 4 months in there including xmas :thumbsdow

My mom is a supervisor there hahahaha

[finboy]

there are a lot of "clear heels" on that site :rofl:

[Carfanman]

still not life

[Z_Fan]

Yikes.

Felons need love too! :rolleyes:

Yeah, that site would be a whole lot more interesting if it listed ALL of their crimes.

Maybe then the information on each individual would just take up too much space in the data base for the website??

[legendboy]

Originally posted by Chester


My mom is a supervisor there hahahaha

haha what unit? I was in "sparrowhawk" :rofl:

[Carfanman]

Most female addresses are $3.00 each (some are free), while the male inmate addresses are all free to write.

Why?

[Carfanman]

Some people say why theyare in prison.

[R-Zuki]

its like a jail for people under the age of 18

[Carfanman]

I am a Hispanic young lady who is very classy and sassy and very naughty behind closed doors. I am ambitious, have good communication skills. I love to pose in the nude for my mate - only his eyes can see, feel, touch. I'm open minded, outgoing, caring, loyalty, sexy, adventurous, compassionate. I love all outdoor activities and indoor activities if you think you're the one for me.



I'm going to write her lol

[Ben]

I'm a very athletic and well balanced person. I engage in reading, running, and many other tasks that exercise both my mind and body. Along life's path, I encountered several stumbling blocks. But stumbling blocks can often be turned into stepping stones. If you're willing to help me find the sunshine through life's storms, embrace me, in friendship, and let's discover life's rainbows.

State: Virginia
Race: Hispanic
Birth Date: 2-16-74
Release Date: 5-5-2022
Height: 5'6"
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke: No
Sexual Preference: Female
Education: GED
Occupation before prison: Construction / Carpentry
Activities in prison: Trade courses / Advancement classes

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/images/Jose-1356.jpg


You know they did something bad then they dont even get a nice body shot like the rest of them.




ANd Hector here from F&F:

Hi there, your looking at my ad. I'm Josh. To tell you a little about me: I am easy going, have great penmanship, loyal, honest and appreciative. I am also very understanding and gentle with affairs of the heart and not too bad on the eyes if I do say so myself. I'm a great conversationalist and artist. If you want the full experience then you needent look any further, you found me. Can't wait to hear from you. So write me, let's fill each others time with smiles, joy and realness. I'm waiting.....(smile)

Race: Hispanic
Birth Date: 8-4-79
Release Date: 2051
Height: 5'8"
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke: no
Sexual Preference: female
Education: G.E.D./some college
Occupation before prison: construction foreman
Activities in prison: weight lifting, drawing, writing, composing music, education

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/Joshua-1688.jpg

[DefektiveVibe]

haha this is some crazy stuff

[ninjak84]

This thread gives me the shivers.

I'd bet my car that at least one of those inmates has killed a penpal :rofl:

[tommy1223]

wait wait wait wait....lets think for a min and not get too excited about the immates.

lets think about the person who linked us this link. What kind of dateing service were you looking for when you stumbled upon this immate dating service eh?:rofl:

funny site tho.

[hexified]

Originally posted by tommy1223
wait wait wait wait....lets think for a min and not get too excited about the immates.

lets think about the person who linked us this link. What kind of dateing service were you looking for when you stumbled upon this immate dating service eh?:rofl:

funny site tho.

actually i was on majorgeeks.com looking to see whats new in terms of newly released programs..and in their "way off base" section.. i saw that and thought it was funny as hell

:rofl:

Not sure who in their right mind would #1 make this site for the inmates to hook them up and #2 who would actually write these fucking people :D

[QuasarCav]

Hahahah, It says add to your shopping cart at the bottom!

Arnisha's got back;)

[hexified]

Originally posted by QuasarCav
Hahahah, It says add to your shopping cart at the bottom!

Arnisha's got back;)


Superfly TNT packed in there....:rofl:

[Kobe]

Thats 1 ugly bitch

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jennifer-8533b.htm


She could pass for a milf :)

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/tracy-8467.htm


oo ya i got one for playa hockeybronx

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/gay.htm

[Carfanman]

LOL LOL and LOL kobe.

[Seanith]

lol

and that girl you posted finboy, the first one. shes pretty sexy! sexy but deadly! :rofl:

[Carfanman]

The reason it desont say why they are in jail is because this form was filled out by them and not everyone wants to admit it. This website isnt an official jail website, Its more of an unofficial jail dating service.

[finboy]

Originally posted by Seanith
lol

and that girl you posted finboy, the first one. shes pretty sexy! sexy but deadly! :rofl:

yea, not to mention by the time she gets out, her kid will be stealing your car :thumbsdow

[civic_stylez]

^^^ :rofl:

this is the funniest shit ive read in a long time!! great thread!!!!

[Kobe]

I heard martha Stewert was on the website.. I dunno if its true

:rofl:

[Maxt]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/Joshua-1688.jpg

Its a Liger.....
Pretty much my favourite animal, its a cross between a lion and a tiger...Bread specifically for its skills in magic...