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yohan4ws
11-19-2004, 10:50 AM
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"

The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a Few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with A monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.

The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"

The monkey looks down and says,"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck........How much water Did you drink?!"

86max
11-19-2004, 10:59 AM
Maybe you have to be high to see the humour in that lol:dunno:

Carfanman
11-19-2004, 11:00 AM
Yeah it wasnt that great. Good lead up but crappy punch line.

yohan4ws
11-19-2004, 12:03 PM
I think its great.:tongue:

Mckenzie
11-19-2004, 12:43 PM
hahaha :rofl: :D

Good one...:tongue:

jdmsource
11-19-2004, 12:44 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
that was a good one!

Gspotracer
11-19-2004, 12:46 PM
HAHA

Melinda
11-19-2004, 12:50 PM
My parents and I had a pretty good laugh over it :) Good one!

Chester
11-19-2004, 12:54 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

GingeRRRBeef
11-19-2004, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by 86max
Maybe you have to be high to see the humour in that lol:dunno:



Originally posted by Carfanman
Yeah it wasnt that great. Good lead up but crappy punch line.


You kinda gotta understand the stoned mentality to see that ... I thought it was pretty damn funny

Carfanman
11-19-2004, 12:55 PM
I dont do drugs so maybe thats it.

GingeRRRBeef
11-19-2004, 01:01 PM
drugs are fun :nut:

Melinda
11-19-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman
I dont do drugs so maybe thats it.
I've never done drugs, but it was still funny :dunno: I just go off of what people portray "high" to be like in movies and stuff, they take it to the extreme and so did this joke I think :)

boi-alien
11-19-2004, 01:03 PM
hahah

2002civic
11-19-2004, 01:15 PM
thats a good one

preludeprincess
11-20-2004, 03:16 AM
LOL

ZorroAMG
11-20-2004, 04:35 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I can picture that stoned monkey saying it too LOL

EstoMax
11-20-2004, 11:09 AM
hahahahaha.. thats brillian
:clap:

max

Def_3
11-20-2004, 11:25 AM
:rofl: :thumbsup: :clap:

5.0
11-20-2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Silver_SpecV
drugs are fun :nut:


your sooo cool:thumbsdow

three.eighteen.
11-20-2004, 08:35 PM
its funny because its about animals getting stoned