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Singel
11-22-2004, 09:03 PM
I know I'm a loser for hypothesing this, but its only from seeing link titles at the MSN homepage.

1. All of a sudden surprise marriage
2. She says, "I can't wait ot be a mother someday"
3. She's taking a break now

Sad thing is no one in America is going to be able to subtract 9 months from when she gives birth. I guess its not really any big deal that she's obviously had sex before marriage, but its a great message for all the other soon to be sluts out there
Altezza
11-22-2004, 09:07 PM
What kind of role model can her and her husband be for their future children?? :dunno:
szw
11-22-2004, 09:10 PM
Who gives a fuck? It's her perogative!!!
boostless
11-22-2004, 09:41 PM
^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BloodBaneZXY
11-22-2004, 09:47 PM
hahahahahahahah ..oh man you own =P
rage2
11-22-2004, 09:59 PM
She proved to the papparazzi that she wasn't pregnant by smoking in front of them on purpose. Either that or she proved she's a horrible mother!
Sorath
11-22-2004, 10:02 PM
ROFL
Skylinelover
11-22-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by rage2
She proved to the papparazzi that she wasn't pregnant by smoking in front of them on purpose. Either that or she proved she's a horrible mother!
I think she just needs a quick way to kill the baby:rofl:
sin
11-22-2004, 10:45 PM
shes just too good for the good old staircase or coat-hanger methods
Altezza
11-22-2004, 10:51 PM
or a baseball bat...
Singel
11-22-2004, 11:31 PM
This kid is gonna be more fucked up than Heffners.

i wish I could go back to grade school so i could bully him and tell him his mom's a milf
finboy
11-22-2004, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by Altezza
or a baseball bat...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
PH1PH1
11-23-2004, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by szw
Who gives a fuck? It's her perogative!!!

:thumbsup: hahahha :nut:
Kamen
11-23-2004, 01:14 AM
Her and JLo need to die :guns:
Bonka
11-23-2004, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by Kamen
Her and JLo need to die :guns:

:werd:

Plus everyone in this thread:
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62536

:guns:
Foreign1
11-23-2004, 11:55 AM
Man.. shes so fine, i'd be her kid anyday! especially becuase she could buy me a 911 Turbo:eek:
Kobe
11-23-2004, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by szw
Who gives a fuck? It's her perogative!!!

HAHAHAHAHHA

haha this is so funny, but i still think shes fucken hot
szw
11-24-2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Foreign1
Man.. shes so fine, i'd be her kid anyday!

So you take pleasure in having a hot mom?
hexified
11-24-2004, 01:31 PM
^^^


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
kiwi
11-24-2004, 02:32 PM
Great, just what we need! More Britney's in the world... *shiver shiver*
CKY
11-25-2004, 03:58 AM
i think shes just takking a break cuz they can't hide the fat squeezing outta her tight cloths anymore so they're giving her a "break"