Too close for comfort..

[mrmattyk]

Ussually I'd be out driving from point A to point B when I'd see some poorly modded automotive nightmare. Today was a little different. I was at home making a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwhich when I thought I heard a very ill elephant having a gastro-intestinal problem. I was about to call the zoo, when I saw something equally as terrible. It was this horrible silver sunfire with a tip, black headlight covers and CHROME wipers. He was blasting some Kriss Kross (sounded like it) and upon exiting his vehicle he was walking with a swagger that could make Compton's most hardcore gangstas jealous. This creepy rat face guy with 2 gold earrings comes to my door, and asks for my sister. She goes to the door and leaves with him.

:eek:

See Davan, that's the kind of stuff I see in my neighbourhood! *BLING BLING*

[Scott]

Youre just making yourself look stupid more and more.

1. why post all the sightings of ugly J's?
2. that guy was really coming to your house for you wasnt he? and now you cant talk on the computer because you are getting it up the ass.:poosie:

[mrmattyk]

Because I only see ugly J's. If I see an ugly import I'll post. I just find this situation kind of funny because I am trying to look for imports too, and this j shows up right at my frickin door. I can't hide from them!

As for comment 2, I'd never steal your trademark move j/j

[Davan]

I think what we are really talking about here is not the guy and his car... but your sister's choice in men! :thumbsdow :D

[mrmattyk]

Originally posted by Davan
I think what we are really talking about here is not the guy and his car... but your sister's choice in men! :thumbsdow :D

True...

I mean if Ratboy wasn't so hardcore straight from the eastside, and didn't have his homey bass music blasting I would have probably not posted this.

Sorry Scott and Davan, I have been kind of bad to the J's lately. I'll find you guys a nice pic of a the ugliest import in town and set things straight (unlike Scott j/j).

[Scott]

Originally posted by mrmattyk


True...

I mean if Ratboy wasn't so hardcore straight from the eastside, and didn't have his homey bass music blasting I would have probably not posted this.

Sorry Scott and Davan, I have been kind of bad to the J's lately. I'll find you guys a nice pic of a the ugliest import in town and set things straight (unlike Scott j/j).

Its all good guy, I just love to see people hating on J's so i can start to flame them back :D

[mrmattyk]

Originally posted by Scott


Its all good guy, I just love to see people hating on J's so i can start to flame them back :D

Ok that's good then because I saw this one cavalier, and oooh man it had the ugliest... j/j

Ya I am thinking some kind of 1:1 ratio for imports/j's would be good. We should all go on a rice hunt one night like rice cops.. muhaha

[Scott]

Originally posted by mrmattyk


good. We should all go on a rice hunt one night like rice cops.. muhaha

That would be kinda ghey:rofl:

[GTS Jeff]

haha what a coincidence that thug-playa was driving a j. i bet this is the same dude that likes to tailgate me.

and before u guys start crying, heres some more ricey imports:

http://riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_5/civic-type-r.jpg
http://riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_5/spider.jpg
http://gallery.consumerreview.com/car/gallery/pictures/Civic2(1).jpg

[three.eighteen.]

Originally posted by mrmattyk

Ya I am thinking some kind of 1:1 ratio for imports/j's would be good. We should all go on a rice hunt one night like rice cops.. muhaha

haha, no thanks, i remember some fag at work telling me "him and his car club" do that, he drove a shit-beat, old school, champagne mx-6 and when i went out to look at his car later, i see he's got:
-powered by mazda seatbelt cushions
-yellow no name pedals (on a maroon interior)
-red/chrome wipers
-some ghey shift knob to go along with it

mind you this guy also tried to tell me an exhaust could net him 40hp, and he thought he was capable of running 14s

[szw]

Dude you don't have to post up every ugly car you see.
If we all did that, we'd have like 10 "Spotted: Aztek" threads everyday

[izzoblitzo]

bwhahaha.. ratface?! HEY, I've seen a guy that had a face that somewhat resembled a rat and face. hahahaha.. it might be the same guy, cos he too, walks with a swagger, what was it, he always talked about the 'flavor' he brings to parties.. he rode the same bus I did back in grade 10. I think he went to Grandin.

and I want that vtec civic type-r, thats also powered by Vietnam. sweeeeeet.

[mrmattyk]

Originally posted by szw
Dude you don't have to post up every ugly car you see.
If we all did that, we'd have like 10 "Spotted: Aztek" threads everyday

I see a quite a lot of cars with a few ugly mods, and if I posted them all I'd get carpal tunnel syndrome. The 3 I saw, and posted were super rice and all doing stuff to show off like neutral drops, trying to race me in a my early 90's jimmy and squealing their tires while turning left which really grabs my negative attention. I only post cars which are worthy, like the truly ricey cars with lots of nasty mods. I am not gonna waste my time writing a rant when some guy has altezzas. As for the last one, my title should have been 'spotted:ratface homey' :nut:

[izzoblitzo]

hahahaha... rat face. thats classic.

[silverEL]

i think you should post some pics of your sister, and find her a nice beyond member with a Decent car for her!! ;)

[mrmattyk]

Originally posted by silverEL
i think you should post some pics of your sister, and find her a nice beyond member with a Decent car for her!! ;)


Oh ya for sure man. Let me tell you guys a little about my sister. She likes rat faced men, long walks on the beach and sharing a romantic cheese dinner. I attached a pic for your silverEL so you can see how good looking she is:


http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00293.jpg

[Scott]

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