Fig Newtons = man-food?

[GTS Jeff]

who here likes fig newtons? aren't they the shit or what? oddly enough though, me and a couple friends have noticed that only men like them. every single woman weve asked were like "eww."

manfood?

[Ben]

I dunno...but I could sure go for a box!

[jaysas_63]

i love the fig newtons....b ut i like eating dried figs more.,.....shit i could go for some

[tulit]

i think they taste like shit. what does that mean?? :dunno: :confused:

[BokCh0y]

hahaha ^^^ but i like'em.

[Rockski]

acutaly a big ass box of fig newtons would kick some serious ass right now

[1badPT]

I find they are great for the munchies :D

[Shaolin]

some flavors are good, some are digusting.. I just wish they had more flavors. I rarely eat them now though.

[davidI]

Originally posted by tulit
i think they taste like shit. what does that mean?? :dunno: :confused:

Means you're a woman.

I love fig newtons...the only shitty thing is that if I buy a tray I eat the whole damn thing.

[D'z Nutz]

"'Tis not a cookie, mutha. 'Tis a fig newton!"

[GTS Jeff]

haha see they totally are man-food! we need some womanly input in this thread. :D

[Hash_man]

acutaly a big ass box of fig newtons would kick some serious ass right now

definately... that would be awesome. :drool:

[GTS Jeff]

ok fuck it, theres a macs at the corner of the block and im getting me some fig newtons!

[abyss]

Holy, I haven't had one of those in YEARS! I like them a lot. But I like the other flavours more, like the raspberry one. mmmm.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by abyss
Holy, I haven't had one of those in YEARS! I like them a lot. But I like the other flavours more, like the raspberry one. mmmm. bah! raspberry newtons are a cop-out of the real man-food!

[rmk]

lol, thread of the week. i haven't laughed so hard on here....:burnout:

[abyss]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
bah! raspberry newtons are a cop-out of the real man-food!

Well then I suppose I'm staying true to my gender by eating them instead. :tongue:

[B17a]

If they really want to make it 100% manfood, they need to make a Beef Newton.:drool:

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by abyss


Well then I suppose I'm staying true to my gender by eating them instead. :tongue: haha yea. what other flavours are there?

i know there are date newtons. those are pretty gross. maybe theyre just too manly, kinda like hp "bold" sauce.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by B17a
If they really want to make it 100% manfood, they need to make a Beef Newton.:drool: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Primer_Drift]

New Prune-newtons for old men that don't get the same kick from the originals. :)

Flavours consist of:
Original
Fat Free
Strawberry
Raspberry
Apple
Cherries & cheesecake (:barf: )
Strawberry shortcake
Caramel Apple

Over a billion newtons are consumed each year. *cough* by men *cough*

[Def_3]

i dunno guys, they look pretty nasty, but maybe I'll close my eyes and try one

[Rockski]

Originally posted by Def_3
i dunno guys, they look pretty nasty, but maybe I'll close my eyes and try one


a real man wouldnt say that, they would just eat the whole thing at once:drool:

[Dave P]

I rock the newtons, i love em


Only two women who i know eat them are my sister and mom

[EK 2.0]

Fig Newton...:drool:

but as much as I enjoy the Fig flavoured newton...i do also enjoy the strawberry...I mean you have to come on...

[ninjak84]

Originally posted by 1badPT
I find they are great for the munchies :D

Way too dry!

Newton's are good though. I only like original.

[ZorroAMG]

The girlfriend digs them, but only the organic ones.. Those IMO lick dirty sac, but Fig Newtons with the fake fig (admit it LOL it ain't nothing but fig flavored sugar haha) filling are great.

[pyro]

jeez i havent had one in years, so guess where im headed right now to get me some apple ones :drool: :drool:

[Gondi Stylez]

:drool: th eoriginal are my favorite!

[danno]

mmmmnnn figs
i'm hungry now, i just saw them the other day too damit

[frozenrice]

Originally posted by tulit
i think they taste like shit. what does that mean?? :dunno: :confused:

I think they make you shit too- all that fruit fibre..........ooops, sorry I'm thinking of prunes. I know a girl that keeps a package of them in her desk at work.

[Rockski]

i ate half a tray of these fuckers and i had to bump this... im having fig newtons at the camping trip and mayby the next meet :drool:

[Mad$ella]

Mmmmmmmmmmm :drool:

[Foz]

Figs got fibre..

taste as good as sweet :poosie: