How many times a day do you poo?

[PorknBeans]

I am just comparing. I poo approx 2 times daily. Sometimes 3.

[benyl]

Are you for real?

[chunger_11]

??? Maybe you should lay off the pork n beans, just a suggestion :confused:

[brandon]

lol! who the hell shit's 3 times a day? go see your doctor or lay off the exlax.

[heavyD]

Originally posted by brandon
lol! who the hell shit's 3 times a day? go see your doctor or lay off the exlax.

Depends on you metabolism.

[1badPT]

uhh I poop 2-3 times a day-not big ones though, but when go on a high fibre diet, when its time to go its time to go. Before I'd go maybe once a day, and it was ginormous.

I kind of feel weird now having responded to this thread. :confused: :whocares:

[QuasarCav]

Once, same time every day. You could time your watch to it.

*Goes and takes a shower* This thread makes me feel dirty.

[PorknBeans]

Its mostly 2 times a day actually, 3 times when I eat pork and beans.

[thinmyster]

it seem like everytime I have a coffee? that does it for me or it feels like i gotta? i dont know why :dunno: but three times a day is pretty savage!!!! How do you sleep at night ????

[JordanEG6]

lol 3x a day hahaha. thats healthy tho, gets rid of the unwanted alot quicker and keeps your body clean. but DAMN, 3 times!? hahaha.

i go once day...on occassion twice..but thats something i wouldnt share in person. lol

[rage2]

Originally posted by heavyD
Depends on you metabolism.
Yep!

Back in my early 20's, I would eat 5x a day and shit 2-3x a day. Never gain a lb of weight.

Now it's just once a day, regardless of how much I eat. And the pounds pile on quick if I eat too much!

I want my old metabolism back hehe.

[habsfan]

i'll go 2-3 times a day as wel depending on how much i eat. i have a nice high metabolism so far :D

[X_plorer]

Only guys could discuss this. I love it when my bf discusses his bowel movements with me. Its great-not. Please, we don't need to know!

[BokCh0y]

2-3 times pal. i noticed with my late 20ish age now that the more i eat the less i crap. also the more gets stored as winter feed.

[Speed_69]

this thread is funny hahaha

[C4S]

~ 3 times in 2 days .... say average 10 times a week .. :D

My gf .. every 2-3 day .... only 2-3 times a week .. :dunno:

[Obscura]

Thanks all for sharing... I'd suggest a group hug but I don't want to touch any of you.

I'm going to the "how many times do you wash your hands" thread. For some reason I feel the need to scrub....

[ZorroAMG]

C4S: umm no dood, she's shit-concealing on you. NO WAY she only shits once every couple of days, unless she's mary kate olsen.

[Carfanman]

You've been warned...




































Its healthy too go 2-3 times a day, if you have a proper diet, high in fiber, eating 5-6 small meals a day, you should be going 2-3 times. Cleans up your body. Going frequently doesnt mean your sick, it depends on how loose you'r stomach is. If you'r stomach is really loose, then its sick, but if your crap looks healthy, then its ok.

Man that was a disgusting post...- Im going to put a warning above.

[Mr. Burns]

uhhhh.. 1 or 2 times a day usually....

[badseed]

Minimum 3, sometimes 4 or 5. I recall a Human Physiology instructor saying you should be having a bowel movement 20-30 minutes after each meal.

[pimpstang]

56 times a day man wtf kinda thread is this?

[Z_Fan]

OMFG.

:confused:

[rage2]

This isn't that gross. If you wanna talk gross, let's discuss how long your longest shit is. And I don't mean duration, I mean length! :rofl:

Mine was probably a foot and a half to 2 feet long, with no breakage! This was years ago at the engineering building at U of C. It was my record shit, I cried when I flushed 'er down.

I haven't been able to repeat such a length, although the other night after reef n' beef, I managed a 1 footer.

[1badPT]

I've had one that I had to break in half in order to get it to flush. I really don't like the direction this thread is going :rofl:

[legendboy]

Originally posted by rage2
This isn't that gross. If you wanna talk gross, let's discuss how long your longest shit is. And I don't mean duration, I mean length! :rofl:

Mine was probably a foot and a half to 2 feet long, with no breakage! This was years ago at the engineering building at U of C. It was my record shit, I cried when I flushed 'er down.

I haven't been able to repeat such a length, although the other night after reef n' beef, I managed a 1 footer.

bwahahaha he goes right into it :rofl:

funny stuff :D

[BlackArcher101]

4 times a week, hehehe....

[rmk]

:rofl: i've never had to actually CLOSE down beyond 4 times while at work..... this is so out there........... busted by my boss laughing hysterically..:rofl:

btw, i have the coffee thing too. your not alone brother. 2 times is healthy i think. :clap:

[Z_Fan]

Originally posted by rage2
Mine was probably a foot and a half to 2 feet long, with no breakage! This was years ago at the engineering building at U of C.

So, basically - what you are saying is - you are *FULL OF SHIT!*

:rofl:

[BokCh0y]

^^^^ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rage2]

pretty much!

Now you guys understand why I want my old metabolism back! Without it, I'll never beat my record ever again!

[bspot]

Originally posted by rage2
pretty much!

Now you guys understand why I want my old metabolism back! Without it, I'll never beat my record ever again!

What bathroom was this in? I'm just wondering if I've visited the site of the record and not even realized I was in the presence of greatness :rofl:

[Weed]

I only go every couple days.
Wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? Im a sitter myself.

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by rage2
pretty much!

Now you guys understand why I want my old metabolism back! Without it, I'll never beat my record ever again!

you shouldve put it up on www.ratemypoo.com :rofl:

this porknbeans guy sounds like ducati again...

[Z_Fan]

WELL - This thread has really gone to the shitter.

Talk about stirring up the shit.

This thread is a real stinker.

:dunno:

[t-im]

Originally posted by Weed
I only go every couple days.
Wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? Im a sitter myself.

I use a bidet..hahah :rofl: :rofl:

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by Wildcat


you shouldve put it up on www.ratemypoo.com :rofl:

this porknbeans guy sounds like ducati again...

fuk dude that is one sick site :eek: :barf: :barf: :barf: :eek:

[Carfanman]

^ewww you actually clicked the link even though you knew what it was??

SICKO!!!

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by rage2
This isn't that gross. If you wanna talk gross, let's discuss how long your longest shit is. And I don't mean duration, I mean length! :rofl: Phhhhffft...everyone knows that length doesn't matter. It's girth that counts!

[streetarab]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Phhhhffft...everyone knows that length doesn't matter. It's girth that counts!

if you say so:dunno:

http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo?image=128889

[Aleks]

2 times a day usual. This one time though after eating a bad burger it was 7 times in 5 hours at work. I was exhausted.

Rage,
What bathroom was this in engineering? I know them all from back in the day. My favourite one was the C block 3rd floor above the deans office. hehehe so quiet and secluded. :rofl:

[forkdork]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
C4S: umm no dood, she's shit-concealing on you. NO WAY she only shits once every couple of days, unless she's mary kate olsen.


Ouch, the shit conceal.

Rage- You got mad skillz. I often pull 1.5 footers, but never without a break.

What a sick thread LOL

[hockeybronx]

3 solid assaults on the toilet per day:D

[TheXplosion]

After reading most all replys mine feels weird to say but i go once maybe ever 4-5days and im healthier than ever and sometimes before ive gone with out going for a week, a few times too.

[buh_buh]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Phhhhffft...everyone knows that length doesn't matter. It's girth that counts! that just means you have a loose asshole!

I go on an average of 2x per day, sometimes 3, sometimes 1.

[~Leah~]

oh my god!!! i couldn't read past the 10th reply... this is the worst topic ever!!

[Chester]

Originally posted by Aleks
2 times a day usual. This one time though after eating a bad burger it was 7 times in 5 hours at work. I was exhausted.....


hahahahhahahahhaha:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rio_rex]

holy crap, u guys sure take a lot of dumps per day! normally its every-other day for me...is there something wrong with me??:dunno: ahaha, yeah this thread is pretty dirty:nut:

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by buh_buh
that just means you have a loose asshole! Whatever you say, pea-shooter. :rofl:

[buh_buh]

whatever dude.
At least my asshole is nice and tight

[turbotrip]

goddam this just keeps getting worse and worse

[TheXplosion]

whast the longest on the hole, mine i think must have been 5hrs....SERIOUSLY.... just wouldnt come out...the next day my abs were seriously hurting as if i was working out the day before.

[~Leah~]

Please... for the sake of all that is right in this world.... STOP!!

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Whatever you say, pea-shooter. :rofl:



Originally posted by buh_buh
whatever dude.
At least my asshole is nice and tight

you two really need to stop arguing about the size of your assholes...haha...

I guess the only good thing that "came out" of this thread...Hollywood hasn't seen it yet...cause if Leah think it's sick now...after Hollywood reads it, there will be pics...hahaha

[sputnik]

Originally posted by TheXplosion
After reading most all replys mine feels weird to say but i go once maybe ever 4-5days and im healthier than ever and sometimes before ive gone with out going for a week, a few times too.


Originally posted by TheXplosion
whast the longest on the hole, mine i think must have been 5hrs....SERIOUSLY.... just wouldnt come out...the next day my abs were seriously hurting as if i was working out the day before.

I think you have solved your own problem. Perhaps you should add a bowl of this every day to your diet.

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/ui/asset_phc_100bran_150.jpg

[DuPont]

Originally posted by C4S
My gf .. every 2-3 day .... only 2-3 times a week .. :dunno:


Originally posted by ZorroAMG
C4S: umm no dood, she's shit-concealing on you. NO WAY she only shits once every couple of days, unless she's mary kate olsen.

That bugs me. Chicks that never shit, fart, burp, or eat. Just let'er rip... your only human.:rolleyes:




oh, and I'll deuce 2 times a day like clockwork.:tongue:

[frozenrice]

I'd post a longer response but gotta go take a dump! BRB.

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by DuPont




That bugs me. Chicks that never shit, fart, burp, or eat. Just let'er rip... your only human.:rolleyes:




oh, and I'll deuce 2 times a day like clockwork.:tongue:

:thumbsup:

[three.eighteen.]

2-3 times a day, and its nice to know that youre supposed to crap 20-30 minutes after eating...i thought that maybe my body had learned some kind of weird reflex lol

[2.0turbo]

Originally posted by rage2
This isn't that gross. If you wanna talk gross, let's discuss how long your longest shit is. And I don't mean duration, I mean length! :rofl:

Mine was probably a foot and a half to 2 feet long, with no breakage! This was years ago at the engineering building at U of C. It was my record shit, I cried when I flushed 'er down.

I haven't been able to repeat such a length, although the other night after reef n' beef, I managed a 1 footer.

ya man, I once had a really long one probably about 1.5 feet, it came about 20 minutes after a mcchicken, had to go get my bro to look at it, you know, so I had a witness.

[NickGT]

Originally posted by 2.0turbo


ya man, I once had a really long one probably about 1.5 feet, it came about 20 minutes after a mcchicken, had to go get my bro to look at it, you know, so I had a witness.

bahaha :rofl:

2X a day here

[el_fefes]

:rofl: :rofl: this thread is hilarious!! Do you guys read or do you just want to get over it quickly. Personally I like to make it quick...the longer you're there the larger the chances of "gas" poisoning.

[oddjob]

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[Carfanman]

OMFG- Adblocked!

Dude thats fricken sick, please dont post anymore crap!

[pixil9]

www.ratemypoo.com

[BlueGoblin]

Man - why'd you post that?

Pictures of poo make baby jesus cry.

[hussein]

Wow , after looking at ratemypoo, I can actually smell shit.

I poop 1-2 times a day.

[three.eighteen.]

that kid looks like a crackhead

[Zero102]

Haha, maybe once a week here?
Not even a big one at that. Maybe I'm just weird....

[lastprodigy]

the doctor said 3 times/day - 3 times/week is fine

[/////AMG]

Used to poo once a day, now it's atleast twice.

:rofl: :rofl: Oh yea, best thread ever!

[lastprodigy]

Originally posted by C4S
~ 3 times in 2 days .... say average 10 times a week .. :D

My gf .. every 2-3 day .... only 2-3 times a week .. :dunno:

why do you care to tell the whole forum how much your gf shits...thats gross dude:barf:

[A_3]

It changes for me, if i'm working out it goes up to 2-3, if being a lazy ass and sitting on the couch 1-2. I assume it's because i'm eating alot more when i'm in a work out schedule.

[cycosis]

only once or twice, three times if i got heavy shits, thats about it:D

[rmk]

Originally posted by lastprodigy


why do you care to tell the whole forum how much your gf shits...thats gross dude:barf:

:werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd:

[Blacura]

Originally posted by A_3
It changes for me, if i'm working out it goes up to 2-3, if being a lazy ass and sitting on the couch 1-2. I assume it's because i'm eating alot more when i'm in a work out schedule.
same here.


You guys only going 1 every two days should definatly look at some fiber or something.

[natejj]

Something is wrong with me. Once a day. Or once every other day. I need some bran muffins.

[GQBalla]

hrmm wellps i take average 2-3 shiets a day but always at least once max is like 5 or 6 and RAGE ahahah i have your exact same metabloism like you desribed! i eat like theres no tomorrow and i can always eat i can't gain any wieght and im skinny ass chinker lol hrmmm im hungry now!