NBA Benchwarmer Blog

[Shaolin]

Good read :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.nba.com/suns/news/shirley_blog.html

[cman]

lmao hahahahahaha:rofl:
he cusses himself out so many times. thats awesome, he knows he isnt good enough to play unless they ahve a 30 point lead with 2 minutes left so all he does is stare at hot chicks in the crowd and fall asleep.
being the 12th man on any team would suck because you dotn get to play, but would rock because you get paid a few hundred thousand to sit around day after day doing nothing.

[BumpinTalon]

wow this is awesome, funny shit for sure

[RiCE-DaDDy]

hes a good writer :thumbsup:

[A_3]

ahahahhaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that's hilarious, he's so cynical. I was surprised at how openly he bashed the NBA for among other things, how stupid it was because of the preps to pro's trend and the African American majority in the league not to mention straight up telling teams they were horrible. You can tell the guy is definetly educated, or at least his editors are, great read and great find. :thumbsup:

[hjr]

im quite suprised at the writing style, it is very coherant and entertaining. this fellow is a good writer. funny too.

[nismodrifter]

good read!

[Shaolin]

I read somewhere he's got a degree in Engineering with a near 4.0 GPA so yeah, pretty articulate.

[Dope Dealer]

So, where is the problem? I am 27, have no children, no wife, and no serious girlfriend and, while I am no male model, am not going to make anyone’s All-Ugly Team anytime soon. (Incidentally, my version of this year’s team has two members from Minnesota, one from the Milwaukee Bucks, one from the Warriors and one from the Portland Trail Blazers. In the interest of not getting the [crap] kicked out of me, should I actually play in a game against one of these teams, I will keep the exact identities to myself.)

:rofl: :rofl:

[d-UNiT]

i feel bad for him.. i wonder what his teammates thing of his ramblings...

[cman]

hahaha he also mentioned something along the lines of hating how stupid the other NBA players were compared to his college friends who were all engineers.

[bigboom]

sam cassell has to be on the ugly team from minny...who are the others i wonder? :D

[d-UNiT]

chris bosh

if him and cassells somehow had a kid, the world would crumble

[cman]

minny: sam cassell, ervin johnson or mark madsen?
bucks: Toni kukoc?
warriors: Nikoloz Tskitishvili?
blazers: Ha Seung-jin for sure.

[d-UNiT]

kukoc isnt too bad
hahahah

shit we are rating the looks of guys..

*hangs head in shame*