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digi355
04-05-2005, 01:44 PM
give the best work safe / gayest wallpaper you can.

BumpinTalon
04-05-2005, 01:48 PM
if he's got sound, get one of those videos that says "I LOVE GAY PORN", put it on his desktop & crank the volume, he will wonder what it is and double click on it and it will blare "i love gay porn" throughout the office.

QuasarCav
04-05-2005, 01:50 PM
Google "fat chicks"

I do this on a daily basis.

izzoblitzo
04-05-2005, 02:31 PM
nose pickers! That's pretty disturbing.

Despair*
04-05-2005, 02:32 PM
If your boss is a guy, you should do a image search in google and put on something like a figure skating picture, or somethign that has to do with the arts like a ballerina, or something lame like that

tictactoe2004
04-05-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by QuasarCav
Google "fat chicks"

I do this on a daily basis.

HEY! heheheh you stole my joke and put it in your sig!

Phy
04-05-2005, 02:51 PM
Find a scan of the Unabomber manifesto.

DonJuan
04-05-2005, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Despair*
If your boss is a guy, you should do a image search in google and put on something like a figure skating picture, or somethign that has to do with the arts like a ballerina, or something lame like that
this gets my vote!

djayz
04-05-2005, 02:57 PM
go put this on his thing

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.swf

it should open up a whole bunch of windows when he tries to close it hah

Euro_Trash
04-05-2005, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Despair*
If your boss is a guy, you should do a image search in google and put on something like a figure skating picture, or somethign that has to do with the arts like a ballerina, or something lame like that

You mean like drifting? j/k guys calm down

lsc2g
04-05-2005, 02:59 PM
www.ratemypoo.com total pwnage with poop of the day

Mr. Burns
04-05-2005, 03:01 PM
^^ LOL Ryan... that is nasty! :D

gets my vote

Xtrema
04-05-2005, 03:08 PM
hit PrtScr and paste as wallpaper. Minimize windows tools bar and hide all desktop icon.

Then listen for frustration of double clicking and constant rebooting.

AllGoNoShow
04-05-2005, 03:10 PM
hahaha yah I'm with Xtrema on that one :)

Dope Dealer
04-05-2005, 03:11 PM
Also change the mouse speed to the slowest tracking speed

BerserkerCatSplat
04-05-2005, 03:29 PM
After you've done that, go to the Hardware Manager, open the properties of his mouse, go to the Advanced tab, and change the mouses's report time to 1/sec. That way, it'll only take one input from the mouse per second, as opposed to the usual 100. This should slow the mouse down somewhat. :devil:

D. Dub
04-05-2005, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Euro_Trash
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You mean like drifting?

thats funneeeee. :D

shakalaka
04-05-2005, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema
hit PrtScr and paste as wallpaper. Minimize windows tools bar and hide all desktop icon.

Then listen for frustration of double clicking and constant rebooting.

Shit! Thats a smart idead. Gotta try it some time.

BumpinTalon
04-05-2005, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by BerserkerCatSpl
After you've done that, go to the Hardware Manager, open the properties of his mouse, go to the Advanced tab, and change the mouses's report time to 1/sec. That way, it'll only take one input from the mouse per second, as opposed to the usual 100. This should slow the mouse down somewhat. :devil:

haha!! that's the best one so far

FiveFreshFish
04-06-2005, 07:50 PM
1. Change his browser homepage to goatse.org/mirror/ or tubgirl.com. :D

2. In MS Word, go Tools/Autocorrect Options... and select the Autocorrect tab. Now make it so that the will automatically be replaced with teh as he types. Use your imagination here and add some more! :devil:

AcuraTl
04-06-2005, 07:53 PM
well firstly ill go to RUN, type CMD, then BOOT.INI, :D