Good Excuses For Cutting Class!

[Chanica]

Alright we all know we have had to come up with many of these...so let's here some of our best.
I'll start off with the classic..
Doctor's Appt.

[Aleks]

I am late for my Penis Reduction Surgery

[in*10*se]

sleeping with the principals daughter

[xDiMSuMx]

explosive diarrhea

[gggunit]

explosive diarrhea... my doctor told me to use that one.. Ive missed many exams in my day becuase of it.:thumbsup:

[Gadgetboy]

wtf? Are we in jr high or something? Why do you need a reason to cut class? How about I didn't feel like it?

[d-UNiT]

ya i always used to say that mr.ed was visiting and when they asked whos mr.ed i let them know, made for some of the most awkward moments in my life bahahahah

[QuasarCav]

I slept in. This one works for all classes including afternoon.

Good ol' Mondays at Beaverbrook, for those that can remember the schedule I had a 5,3 spare. I wasn't going to let one class ruin my morning off.

[BumpinTalon]

Originally posted by Gadgetboy
wtf? Are we in jr high or something? Why do you need a reason to cut class? How about I didn't feel like it?

doesn't work in high school, but it works GREAT in post secondary

[Chanica]

yeah haha im in high school, if i wasnt i wouldnt be asking about this haha

[GQBalla]

are you lookin for excuses to give to parents or teachers?

[Chanica]

parents

[Phy]

Originally posted by BumpinTalon


doesn't work in high school, but it works GREAT in post secondary

As does "This class sucks and you're teaching from the damn textbook".

[Chanica]

haha oh yay i cant wait till post 2ndary

[GQBalla]

i was there but i was late so the teacher probably forgot to mark me down

[Chanica]

oooo thats a good one! thanks:thumbsup:

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by Chanica
oooo thats a good one! thanks:thumbsup:


Teacher attendance sheets have two marks, one for late and one for absent. They do not take the sheets up to the office until at least 1/2 of the class is over.

Notice how when they call it says "a student in your household in grade xx was LATE OR ABSENT from class today".

Your parents would have either no clue, or they are saying they believe you but a really plotting to send you to an all girls lesbian field hockey school.

[BumpinTalon]

Originally posted by GQBalla
i was there but i was late so the teacher probably forgot to mark me down

thats the one I used all the time, worked about 40 times

[BokCh0y]

i used to have this book i had to sign and fill out when i was late or absent from class. It had the date, name and reason for late/absent. My favorite excuse was I was abducted by aliens. It was all good until my dad came in to speak with the teacher (parent/teacher conference) and my english teacher showed him the book. Fuk did my dad give me a beating!!!!!!!!!

[Chanica]

hahaha yeahhh i might need a more thought-out plan haha just jokes.

[phat97yukon]

:rofl: Blowin it outta both ends....

[GQBalla]

or say the VP had to go talk to me...this one only works if the teacher knows you a trouble maker or just if your asian...LOL STUPID BOWNESS...sorry about that bowness part but i recently got put on supported leave from that school ebcause imma a threat to student safety and such and such

[Celica TVS3]

I didn't even use excuses in high school. I just came and went as i pleased - and my sister was usually home to catch the phone call.

- having said that - don't skip class and you don't need to make up cover stories.

[Phy]

Originally posted by QuasarCav
an all girls
woot

lesbian
double-woot

field hockey school.
Kiss yer nads goodbye.

[finboy]

"car broke down"

worked every time because i had my car towed 8 times in a year and a half, so teachers/parents bought that excuse every time :rofl:

*remembers that car isn't running right now*
damn :(

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by finboy
"car broke down"

worked every time because i had my car towed 8 times in a year and a half, so teachers/parents bought that excuse every time :rofl:

hahaha Nice.!!!



*remembers that car isn't running right now*
damn :(

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: SELF-OWNED

[Chanica]

hahaha good ones thanks guys.

[Chester]

Originally posted by GQBalla
i was there but i was late so the teacher probably forgot to mark me down

I used that so many times when I was in high school its not even funny haha

[nhlfan]

Originally posted by QuasarCav



Teacher attendance sheets have two marks, one for late and one for absent. They do not take the sheets up to the office until at least 1/2 of the class is over.

Notice how when they call it says "a student in your household in grade xx was LATE OR ABSENT from class today".


teachers screw up too. sometimes they forget to write it down that you showed up if they do attendance at the beginning. happened to me about 3 times last year.

[cman]

Originally posted by GQBalla
i was there but i was late so the teacher probably forgot to mark me down
i used that countless times.
every once in a while i would switch it up with, "there is x Ryan's in the class so the teacher must have mixed us up when doing attenance"

[BumpinTalon]

Originally posted by cman

i used that countless times.
every once in a while i would switch it up with, "there is x Ryan's in the class so the teacher must have mixed us up when doing attenance"

hahahaha I did this exact same thing, or if it was a sub teacher I would say that he just didn't know who I was, etc etc etc

[Chanica]

hahahahahahhahaha YES that is EXACTLY why...you caught me:(

[Mad$ella]

"Traffic Court"
any legal matters... they can't argue with you
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[AllGoNoShow]

Only works for people who drive though :)

Chan how about u start coming to the SLACK ass classes we actually have and then you wont have to worry, not that I should be talking, been to uhh, 2 classes out of uhh, 12 this week :(

[3G]

Car broke down
Once i used "I had an accident on the way and had to drive my car back home" and it worked
"Court"
"DR appointment"

[theken]

say u sharted and have to run home home and change your indies cause it smells real bad

[GQBalla]

hrmmm why dont you juss go to the beginnin of the class and than go out for a journey and come back at the end of class pick up your things.

[k_dawg]

"I was there and waited for like 15 mins but the teacher didn't come so i left and did homework in the library." ;)

"holiday in my culture."

[youngbex]

uh why not just phone in to your own school, act like your parent and excuse ureself? always works for me

[A790]

{insert subject here} is against my {religious/moral/spiritual/personal/whatever} beliefs. I want to attend, but I fear {cultural/personal/spiritual} reprocussions if I do. Thank you for understanding.

So, it would turn out like this:

Biology is against my Spiritual beliefs. I want to attend, but I fear spiritual reprocussions if I do. Thank you for understanding.


:D

[Chanica]

bahahahahah thanks guys those are all good ones...i think i got enough excuses to last me the rest of the term haha and yes james as for you, you shouldnt be talking...im in science more then you are hahahaha :tongue:

[ninspeed]

back in high school, i changed my phone number to my cell phone.. in think in gr 12 i mabey went to about 2 weeks of classes the whole year...(and i passed all but 2 classes)

[Chanica]

wow haha props to youu... i dont think i could do that haha i have no self disipline but yeah that cell phone thing is a good idea but if you got caught by some chance haha you'd be good fucked.

[Neil4Speed]

Originally posted by ninspeed
back in high school, i changed my phone number to my cell phone.. in think in gr 12 i mabey went to about 2 weeks of classes the whole year...(and i passed all but 2 classes)

Eyahh, I tried doing that, apprently they go through some extended procedure now to change phone numbers :thumbsdow

[Chanica]

hahaha damn i guess that ones out:thumbsdow

[Celica TVS3]

^
It's not out. Just go to the office and tell them that your home phone number has changed and your mom told you you had to inform the school so they have up to date contact information in case of emergency.

Then leave your cell phone number in its place - if they ask why its a cell phone number, deny that it is a cell and tell them it's that new shaw voice over IP.


Basicly people will belive what you tell them becausethe vast majority of people are honest so its natural to expect others to be honest.

[FiveFreshFish]

A couple of good excuses for girls: menstrual cramps or morning sickness. :)

[Chanica]

:thumbsup:

[Celica TVS3]

Yeah, tell your mom you have morning sickness - that would go over well.:rofl:

[theken]

how bout tell your parents that you had better stuff to do, my mom always got the call, i always said i went somewhere else cause school sucks, she understood

[Chanica]

hahaha i wish my dad was like that:thumbsdow