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/////AMG
05-09-2005, 01:30 AM
A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

Barking_Spidre
05-09-2005, 01:36 AM
Sad.. just sad...

MUST POST NOW!! AHHH!! :banghead:

403Gemini
05-09-2005, 01:50 AM
signed up to 48 diff forums?! fuck just tell him to sign up to beyond, we get so many posts theres no way he could have kept up ;)

wildrice
05-09-2005, 01:52 AM
Wouldn't it be funny or weird(depends on how you look at it) if he was a poster on beyond.

nismodrifter
05-09-2005, 01:58 AM
and whats the source for this article??? at the moment I am saying :bullshit:

finboy
05-09-2005, 02:13 AM
so thats how i'm going to die :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Barking_Spidre
05-09-2005, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by nismodrifter
and whats the source for this article??? at the moment I am saying :bullshit:

Google'd up the guys name...

http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage&art_aid=29415

Ben
05-09-2005, 06:33 AM
Fock, I think THAT guy should have my title of "Ultimate Post Whore". Thats absolutly insane.

AsianCaucasian
05-09-2005, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by /////AMG
He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

Irony at it's greatest.

eb0i
05-09-2005, 10:58 AM
54 with a 26 year old wife, not bad:bigpimp:

edited:
haha i can't read.

wife OF 26 years.

Mr. Burns
05-09-2005, 11:15 AM
It say she is his wife of 26 years meaning that is how long they have been married. :rolleyes:

GQBalla
05-09-2005, 11:43 AM
hrmm nerd...seriously who woouldn't take the 2 seconds to shove stuff in your mouth?
how did he go to the bathroom? how did he shower?
so did he like neglect his family for that period of time?

duffspec
05-09-2005, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by finboy
so thats how i'm going to die :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:werd: :rofl: :rofl:

Sorrik
05-09-2005, 11:51 AM
MUST .... FINISH POST ...... ON .... BEYOND ..... BEFORE I ....DIE :angel:

lastprodigy
05-09-2005, 11:57 AM
if you didn tsay who it was i would have assumed it was that 14yr old dropout from NJ in the states...i forget his username though :rofl:

Gondi Stylez
05-09-2005, 12:02 PM
:rofl: :rofl: that is funny and sad at the same time!! :nut:

Phy
05-09-2005, 12:07 PM
"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Yeah, I call bull. No full-time forum geek can resist cookies.

finboy
05-09-2005, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by lastprodigy
if you didn tsay who it was i would have assumed it was that 14yr old dropout from NJ in the states...i forget his username though :rofl:
carfanman
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

shakalaka
05-09-2005, 01:02 PM
Talk about being addicted to a forum or something!

Singel
05-09-2005, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by finboy

carfanman
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sounds like a vision into his future:D