Car Acronyms

[AMX 390]

Limit 4 per person

AMC=All Makes Combined
Pinto=Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
MOPAR=Made Of Plastic And Rubber
Subaru=backwards U R A BUS

[vietdood]

pontiac = poor old nigger thinks it's a cadillac
ford = found on road dead

[Pee_Sack]

ford - fixed or repaired daily
ford - first on race day
dodge - dead on date garauntee expired
pontiac - poor old newfie thinks its a cadillac

[3G]

Chevrolet - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
BMW - Bought My Wife
Honda - Hold On Not Done Accelerating

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.

[JordanEG6]

Acura- Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
BMW- Brings Me Women
Hyundai- Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Porsche- Proof of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Oldsmobile- Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

woops...completely forgot the limit 4/person rule. sorry. :nut:

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by 3G


Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.

hahahaha wtf :rofl: :rofl:

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by vietdood
pontiac = poor old nigger thinks it's a cadillac
ford = found on road dead


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[EK 2.0]

DSM = Dumb Stupid Machines
DSM = Don't Start Me
DSM = DAMN Sucky Machinery


can you see a pattern here...haha

[Ichigo]

BMW - Break My Windows

[DuPont]

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

[90Tegra]

SAAB-Sad Attempt At Beauty

HONDA:Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?

[Mad$ella]

Chev - Cheap Hutterite Escape Vehicle

[Steeper]

Bang My Wife
Flip Over Read Directions
Fucked on Race Day
Dead On Demand Guaranteed Everytime

and backwards Driver Returns On Foot

[DC2uned]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
DSM = Dumb Stupid Machines
DSM = Don't Start Me
DSM = DAMN Sucky Machinery


can you see a pattern here...haha

:rofl:

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Honda: Had One, Never Did Again.

Audi: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.

Saab: Swedish Automobiles Always Break

[BumpinTalon]

HONDA - Highschool owners now driving assholes
with reference to the Civic and Accord especially

[s dime]

FORD- Fast Only Rolling Downhill

[driftkingAE86]

Chevy=Can Hear Every Valve Yapping
Ford=Fireball On Rear Denting
Audi=Accelerates Under Demonic Influences
VW=Very Weird

[Phy]

Dodge: Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Engine

[Sorrik]

Honda Chinese Recreation Vehicle

:rofl:

[Primer_Drift]

HONDA- How Oriental Nerds Destroy America
GMC - Garage Man's Companion
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket

[Phy]

Hyundai - How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

[BumpinTalon]

Originally posted by Primer_Drift
HONDA- How Oriental Nerds Destroy America


hahahaha this is the best one yet

[BokCh0y]

ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

BMW:
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

Jeep:
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

VW:
Virtually Worthless

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

[Zephyr]

FORD: (backwards) Driver Return On Foot

[sabad66]

KIA - Killed In Action

[schurchill39]

I like how no one reads the ones that are already up and post them again.

[mdeleon]

LAMBORGHINI - Leave At Mechanic's And Break Out Running Gear, Hiking Is Now In

PORSCHE - Pollutes Often, Regularly Spewing Cancerous Hydrocarbons Everywhere

CITROEN - Car Is Thoroughly Rotten, Overhaul Every Night

VOLKSWAGEN - Vehicle Offers Loud Knocking Sounds, Will Always Generate Engine Noise

[mdeleon]

DODGE - Dee Oh Dee Gee Eea...haha

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by mdeleon
DODGE - Dee Oh Dee Gee Eea...haha

yo good one!! :rofl:

[SwitchBlade]

Bad Marriage Wagon

[driftkingAE86]

I just had to post this one
Cadillac=Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like a Lunatic Across the Country

[Hige]

FORD: Fails On Rainy Days
BUICK: But Ugly Import Car Killer
GM: Gluteus Maximus
MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

[1badPT]

A few for Chrysler :D

Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery

Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions

[R6vsRR]

BMW=black man wish

[braden883314]

Haha funny shit:rofl: cant help but notice there was nothin for nissan's and toyota's....good work:thumbsup: ...even tho im sure someone will post some now.


~Braden

[rylake]

IROC - Italian Retard Out Cruisin'

^^^ By far my favourite ever...

[d-UNiT]

No Idiots Suck Slinky Asian Nipples
N i s s a n

[A790]

FORD = Found Outside Road, Distressed.

Okay, that was really reaching :(

[1badPT]

Originally posted by braden883314
Haha funny shit:rofl: cant help but notice there was nothin for nissan's and toyota's....good work:thumbsup: ...even tho im sure someone will post some now.


~Braden

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

:thumbsup:

[grocko]

Heard this while I was over in England last year....

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

[prodjsxb]

DODGE - Dead On Deerfoot Glenmore Exit :nut:

[Rockski]

fucked
on
recreational
drives

[JordanEG6]

GMC- garbage motors, caution

[Hige]

MG-Machine Gun
MG- Must Go
MGB- Must Go Backwards

[crazydriver]

GTR- God Tuned Racecar

[streetarab]

Car Assumed Pollutive, Really Incredibly Clean Everyday
CAPRICE

except for the oil thats leaked and burned, but i think thats a given:dunno:

[Hige]

Originally posted by streetarab
Car Assumed Pollutive, Really Incredibly Clean Everyday
CAPRICE

except for the oil thats leaked and burned, but i think thats a given:dunno:
HAHA thats funny

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by streetarab
Car Assumed Pollutive, Really Incredibly Clean Everyday
CAPRICE

except for the oil thats leaked and burned, but i think thats a given:dunno:


:rofl:

[HRD2PLZ]

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again

ACURA - Another Car Using Rice Additives

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily

[sputnik]

Toyota
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto

VW Rabbit
Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Ball-less Itty-bitty Toy!

Datsun
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

BMW
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Big Money Waster
Born Moderately Wealthy
Busted My Wallet

PORSCHE
Phased Out Racer. Still Can't Hold Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

[ilslbr]

mitsubishi.........my italian teacher says under bush i should hide it

Ford: Furiously out raping Dodges

Dodge: Dented.......owe dat guy everything

mustang: mastering universally showing talent at no gas
get it? it can do badass shit on fucking E

[alloroc]

The original DODGE one in the 70's

Dead or Dying of General Exhaustion

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by ilslbr
mitsubishi.........my italian teacher says under bush i should hide it

Ford: Furiously out raping Dodges

Dodge: Dented.......owe dat guy everything

mustang: mastering universally showing talent at no gas
get it? it can do badass shit on fucking E

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u64/TykTauk/motivator7021800.jpg

[jonnycat]

All the ones I know have been used so I made up a couple

KIA - Kill it already

KIA - Kilo's Impair Alignment (Global Edmonton Trouble shooter reference)

[rumeo]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u64/TykTauk/motivator7021800.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

DODGE= Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines

[FilthyMcNasty]

FIAT

fags inside a tree.

[Bumjubeo]

Fiat: Fix It All the Time

[SRT10Killer]

Camaro = Can any mechanic actually repair one

[turbolaser]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
DSM = Dumb Stupid Machines
DSM = Don't Start Me
DSM = DAMN Sucky Machinery


can you see a pattern here...haha


dsm= drain savings monthly
dsm= daimlers (dodges) stupid mistake
dsm=drive it , sell it, move on
dsm,backwards= my stupid decision


i also like the saying
cheap ,fast, reliable.......pick two

wow i can't believe i've had six of these and still have two

[Tarrantula]

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

[PatrickSponge]

HONDA - Holy Olives, no dimes again?
TOYOTA - The Only yucky old tripe again.
CIVIC - Crappy Interior viola in car
CHRYSLER - Creative Heroic Resilliant Young Stable Lovable Electrifying Radical

[atgilchrist]

Originally posted by PatrickSponge
HONDA - Holy Olives, no dimes again?
TOYOTA - The Only yucky old tripe again.
CIVIC - Crappy Interior viola in car
CHRYSLER - Creative Heroic Resilliant Young Stable Lovable Electrifying Radical

wat? :nut:

[01RedDX]

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[zorb1]

Original Post Removed. (Please read the Forum Rules and Terms of Use (http://forums.beyond.ca/articles.php?action=data&item=1) before posting again, or risk getting banned).

[banned3x]

do you have to bring that up?

[EvolutionI]

BMW - Bang More Women

[mark4091]

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time.

Chevrolet.

[89s1]

Originally posted by zorb1


I'm a dirtbag

BAN

BUICK: Big, ugly import car killer
FIAT: Fix it again tony


Originally posted by ilslbr
mustang: mastering universally showing talent at no gas
get it? it can do badass shit on fucking E

I hear if you need to explain a joke its not funny. :angel:

[alloroc]

Originally posted by zorb1


I'm a dirtbag

Wow you are an asshole

[sr20s14zenki]

Chevrolet- Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Ford- Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

BMW- Bought My Wife

BMW- Break My Window

[01RedDX]

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[shin0bi]

I don't know who god killed, or what the deal is with that, but what kind of maniacal dick would even bring something like that up in this context?

Someone should wave the magic ban stick @ him...

[shin0bi]

S illy
A utomotive
T upperware
U nit
R evving
N oisilly

[scat19]

BMW

Brings MOAR women!

[zorb1]

Originally posted by 01RedDX


Fuck you! +1 ban

and it's been over a week, asshole

it was a legitimate comment dude...sorry if it hurt your feelings, i was just kinda shocked that one day you're groveling in one thread next day its back to business..sorry if it hurt you

[kyo6919]

LMAO

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by zorb1


it was a legitimate comment dude...sorry if it hurt your feelings, i was just kinda shocked that one day you're groveling in one thread next day its back to business..sorry if it hurt you

You expect people to be completely different then themselves when grieving?

Maybe for a very close family member or friend, sure, but a co-worker?

Edit : back to topic

Fucking
Outrageous
Resale
Devalue

[01RedDX]

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[zorb1]

Originally posted by 01RedDX


You're an idiot... yes it was a sad situation, yes she was a co-worker, but I barely knew her, she only worked here for about a month. Why would you even bring that up... groveling? WTF did I say in that thread that even comes close to that? Again, it's been over a week but thanks for coming out, as you can tell, everyone is quite impressed with your self-righteousness. Goodbye.

:rolleyes:

or should i say..


http://images5.cafepress.com/product/188397745v6_350x350_Front.jpg

[01RedDX]

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[sr20s14zenki]

Originally posted by scat19
BMW

Brings MOAR women!


Ever hear this joke?

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The bmw has the pricks on the inside.

:D


i keed i keed

[zorb1]

Originally posted by 01RedDX
^^ Awww butthurt?

Careful what you post everyone, you could offend some little emo bitch. :rolleyes:


bahahahaha :poosie: i don't see anybody offended but you dude lol

[S13_Ryan]

F ucking
O ld
R usty
D ump

[01RedDX]

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[89s1]

Originally posted by zorb1


:rolleyes:

or should i say..


http://images5.cafepress.com/product/188397745v6_350x350_Front.jpg

You're not banned yet?

*twiddles thumbs patiently awaiting your timely exit from these boards*

[zorb1]

Originally posted by 89s1


You're not banned yet?

*twiddles thumbs patiently awaiting your timely exit from these boards*

nah i don't think so , Reddx is one of the more "less liked" members on these boards :)

[01RedDX]

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[zorb1]

Originally posted by 01RedDX


haha totally :rolleyes:












Still don't know why I continue to quote/feed this troll. :facepalm:

still around :facepalm: :rofl:

[89s1]

Originally posted by zorb1


still around :facepalm: :rofl:

You'll eventually figure out that not everyone takes the same amount of shit as your teachers.

I'm just basing this off the assumption you're 15 or 16 and still wet behind the ears, given your immature nature. Correct if I'm wrong. :zzz:

[alloroc]

Originally posted by zorb1



bahahahaha :poosie: i don't see anybody offended but you dude lol
You are annoying, offensive, rude and a distraction.
Some of these car acronyms are hilarious.
Please stop posting rude offensive material and keep this thread on topic.

Edit:
... and please find another word for 'dude'

[Stealth13]

DSM
Don't start modding
Doesn't save money
Drag strip machine

[chkolny541]

is there more to what he said than "im a dirtbag"?

[EM1FTW]

GM- God's Mistake
Nissan- Now in some stupid automotive nightmare

[sillysod]

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing's
Driveable
And
Inexpensive

Shape
Appears
Ass
Backwards

All
Unnecessary
Devices
Installed

Service
Usually
Zilch
Unless
Kamakazi
Inside

[Kritafo]

FIAT

fix, it , again, tomorrow is the one we got the most

[zorb1]

Originally posted by alloroc

You are annoying, offensive, rude and a distraction.
Some of these car acronyms are hilarious.
Please stop posting rude offensive material and keep this thread on topic.

Edit:
... and please find another word for 'dude'

still here brah :love:

[Eleanor]

FIX
IT
AGAIN
TONY

LOTS
OF
TROUBLE
USUALLY
SERIOUS

[Crazyjoker77]

KIA

Korean Industrial Accident

[Q-TIP]

Dodge- Dirty Old Decrepit Greasy Equipment

GMC- Get Mechanic Constantly

Those are the only two I can think of.