Def_3
06-06-2005, 01:06 PM
This is a bad one...but hey it's Monday, everything is bad today.
>
> THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER
>
>
> A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even
> though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She
> mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
> action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde
> begins to slip from the saddle.
>
> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip.
> She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
> but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The
> horse
> gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
>
> Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
> the horse and throw herself to safety.
>
> Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is
> now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
> against the ground over and over and over.
>
> As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments
> away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune,
>
>
>
> Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
>
> THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER
>
>
> A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even
> though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She
> mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
> action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde
> begins to slip from the saddle.
>
> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip.
> She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
> but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The
> horse
> gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
>
> Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
> the horse and throw herself to safety.
>
> Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is
> now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
> against the ground over and over and over.
>
> As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments
> away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune,
>
>
>
> Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.