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GQBalla
06-14-2005, 04:36 PM
wow look at this!!!

Bananas: Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost
of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy
for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit
with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana
can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial
number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey, undertaken by MIND, amongst people
suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana.
This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body
converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally
make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in
the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium
yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so,
the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to
make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood
pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped
through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch
in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the
help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk
soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the
affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly
successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria
found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and
crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese
were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to
avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by
snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders
because of its soft texture only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress
in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over- acidity and reduces
irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit
that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant
mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby
is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because
they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12
they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the
body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat,
sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are
stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels.
These can be rebalanced with the help of a high- potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine,"
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by
as much as 40%!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it
to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three
times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other
vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best
value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we
say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

hockeybronx
06-14-2005, 05:15 PM
:werd: to all that above!

Definitely something I like to encorporate into my diet each day.

Wildcat
06-14-2005, 05:18 PM
this shit is bananas... b-a-n-a... :rofl:

haha, ya banaynays are great :thumbsup:

GQBalla
06-14-2005, 05:42 PM
yeah i like bananas!

pyro
06-14-2005, 05:53 PM
:repost:

izzoblitzo
06-14-2005, 06:03 PM
woo hoo for the banana!:rofl:

iceburns288
06-14-2005, 06:16 PM
I love bananas... there's also another effect to eating bananas (so I hear)... apparently if you eat them regularly they make your semen taste better to women giving you blowjobs. Like I said, so I hear...:dunno:

theken
06-14-2005, 06:24 PM
same with any fruit your semen tastes better (heard it on the radio)

GQBalla
06-14-2005, 06:27 PM
i also heard that if you dont eat meat it taste better???

FlySi
06-14-2005, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by iceburns288
I love bananas... there's also another effect to eating bananas (so I hear)... apparently if you eat them regularly they make your semen taste better to women giving you blowjobs. Like I said, so I hear...:dunno:



Originally posted by theken
same with any fruit your semen tastes better (heard it on the radio)


Hmm why does it matter so much how semen tastes? :poosie:

GQBalla
06-14-2005, 06:28 PM
lol so girls like it?/

codo
06-14-2005, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by GQBalla
lol so girls like it?/

not important wether they do or not...jk

Benny
06-14-2005, 08:23 PM
I hear milk (or any dairy for that matter) makes your semen taste terrible. And I've been told that strawberries make it taste the best.


:drama:

~Leah~
06-14-2005, 09:23 PM
Oh my god stop talking about semen!! Bananas are good

YCB
06-14-2005, 10:47 PM
mmmmm banana's...

http://img297.echo.cx/img297/5164/1rsanimated7iz0zg0dk.gif

theken
06-14-2005, 11:16 PM
http://www.sweetrelease.com/ enjoy i wanna buy some

Tyler883
06-14-2005, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by iceburns288
I love bananas... there's also another effect to eating bananas (so I hear)... apparently if you eat them regularly they make your semen taste better to women giving you blowjobs. Like I said, so I hear...:dunno:

and why should I care about that? I'm not the cock sucker!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

fast95pony
06-15-2005, 12:27 PM
Leah likes bananas.. :thumbsup:

2000_SI
06-15-2005, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by fast95pony
Leah likes bananas.. :thumbsup:
:drama: