Stupid things you wanna do?

[gerrycurl21]

non-logical shit u wanna do but dont got the cash or too close to the public?

-Pour jello-mix into a pool
-Paintball in a grocery store
-shoot a propane tank
-go-kart through a west edmonton mall
-fill a watercooler with something other than water
-sleep on cottoncandy

[theken]

-have sex with a 500lb chinese lady thats over 50
-piss on a gopher

[finboy]

live a life just like grand theft auto :rofl:

[lude_grl]

go to africa and piggieback ride a giraffe
make a muscial out of work
drive a clown car

[BlkMaxima]

WIN THE LOTTERY!!:thumbsup:

[air_mikey]

Originally posted by gerrycurl21

-sleep on cottoncandy

hope you dont drool while you sleep

[mac_82]

- hand out viagra "cookies" and see peoples reaction
- base jump a building in dt calgary
- full contact floor hockey in the middle of chinook centre
- fake a front cover of a mens magazine (maxim etc)with someones mom on the front and leave it at the front door for them

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by theken
-have sex with a 500lb chinese lady thats over 50
-piss on a gopher

the chinese lady thing is crazy
:werd: to the gopher

- wrestle a bear and kill it with my bare hands
- nail the brunnette that lives down the street from me

[Shaolin]

- build a adult sized padded plastic balls room
- come into work wearing a costume and go as an alias for the whole day (doing it this week actually).
- build a lightsaber
- play 18 holes of golf with a baseball bat and a pool cue
- play the grease skit within the dept


that's all I can think of at the time.

[bundi]

- high speed chase
- Hump the Olsen twins and thank them for their inspiring performances on the set of "Full House"
- become a travelling billionaire rewarding people with obscene amounts of money for good deeds
- Get a boat and become a modern day pirate (cept I'd actually be a ninja since they are cooler and their costume would be more comfortable)

[BerserkerCatSplat]

-Become the first Space Ninja

-Start up a company that sells boxes of batteries, but the boxes are actually full of bat guano, and have "batteries not included" written in microscopic print on the box.

-Start the North American Midget-Tossing Cup

-Jam a potato on the tailpipe of.....an F1 car.

-Become a celebrity, and then go around hunting down Paparazzi with a baseball bat.

-Start a reality TV show at a maximum-security prison, called "You've Been Pardoned....................Just Kidding!"

[pitwipe]

Make an episode of Pingu.

[Neil4Speed]

Play paintball in Scurfield Hall (Buisness Faculty Building of the U OF C)

Drive a car up to about 50 and then put it into reverse and race the engine

[2000_SI]

-Punch Ryan Seacrest in the face
-Fly a F16 through downtown Calgary, weaving through the buildings
-Launch an escalade from a trebuchet

[gerrycurl21]

run across a cfl field while a game is happening

superglue 100$ worth of loonies downtown on one sidewalk

[Kamen]

- Punch Paula Abdul in the face.
uh...more to come later

[Phy]

-Dropkick a monk
-Crowbar a squid's spokes while he's wheelying
-Take the most direct route to work possible (over medians, through opposing traffic, lawns, etc.) on my bike
-Do the above again, but this time in a Sherman tank
-Walk around downtown talking loudly and flamethrower the first dumpster that cusses me out
-Ice over a ski hill and take it on hockey skates
-Dropkick two monks at once
-Successfully use the Curly Defense against an eye-poke
-Go to the meanest biker bar in town and order a milk
-Ask the guys in the Earth Science library if they've got any larger globes handy than the one in the corner

[illeagle]

go to the airport (work) and throw my ear muff's, into a running aircraft motor. Then do the same to another motor, but with a watermelon.

Light firecrackers in the bank during lunch

Drift anywhere, and everywhere in a marked Calgary police car

somehow get a HUGE, live wasp nest in a bag, shake them around a bit to piss them off, and open the bag in the middle of a club on a saturday night

[el_fefes]

Make fun of the ppl who call at work

When a bum asks for change throw like $10 worth of pennies into the air (I know that's mean) or reply by saying "Sorry, just spent my money on food."

Drive at whatever speed I please.

Take over the country of Malta or Andorra.

[rmk]

1-throw a tv off of a roof.
2-run naked down macleod trail.
3-try and become a chippndale dancer and make mad $$

[TKRIS]

Originally posted by Phy

-Successfully use the Curly Defense against an eye-poke


Funniest thing I've ever read. I can't top that.

[bonnieclyde240]

Originally posted by finboy
live a life just like grand theft auto :rofl:

:werd: w/ unlimited weapons & life :D

and also...
-meet the extraterrestrial creatures of Mars
-party on the moon
-chill out with God

[civic_stylez]

I WANT TO

-walk into a bank with hot dogs tied to my chest and see if they buy it.

-pull onto an f1 starting grid with a daihatsu

-bust out a number 2 on the white house front lawn.

-run a liberal over with a daihatsu

-graffiti mount rushmore

-set fire to a fireworks factory

-set fire to a daihatsu

-become the pope and then star in an epsiode of girls gone wild

-pimp out a daihatsu


:D

[bundi]

rofl


-walk into a bank with hot dogs tied to my chest and see if they buy it.


try and become a chippndale dancer and make mad $$

lol reminds me of that SNL where Chris Farley is doin the chip N dales audition


-Start up a company that sells boxes of batteries, but the boxes are actually full of bat guano, and have "batteries not included" written in microscopic print on the box.

I'm interested in investing. :thumbsup:

[dave101]

poop on george bush's face

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by gerrycurl21
non-logical shit u wanna do but dont got the cash or too close to the public?

-Pour jello-mix into a pool
-
Did that once but with gasoline. My buddies lakefront cabin had its own gas pump for the boat. We were young and stupid and he didnt think that gas could light on fire in water. Holly shit did I prove him wrong. Who knows how many hundreds of liters of gas we added to that pool. The flames lasted for over an hour, basically destroyed the sides of the pool and melted all the patio furniture.

[three.eighteen.]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2

Did that once but with gasoline. My buddies lakefront cabin had its own gas pump for the boat. We were young and stupid and he didnt think that gas could light on fire in water. Holly shit did I prove him wrong. Who knows how many hundreds of liters of gas we added to that pool. The flames lasted for over an hour, basically destroyed the sides of the pool and melted all the patio furniture.

uhh, wow, that's fucking stupid :rofl:

[lastprodigy]

i love this thread....ideas for a drunk day soon :D

[ca2p3r]

bury a cop

[Hash_man]

hmm... Ride on my snowboard using a waterskiing rope behing a car during winter... down Macleod trail! :eek:


drive some sort of fast car with train wheels attachjed so it could ride on the c-train tracks

[Super_Geo]

Drop a bunch of LSD into the juice machine at the caf right before finals in university :drool:

[Makaveli2k]

Originally posted by bundi

- Hump the Olsen twins and thank them for their inspiring performances on the set of "Full House"
that would be like humping a piece of wood u need sum cushion for da Pushion man!

[T-rus]

hahaha no doubt

[T-rus]

Start my own version of punked and use our customers as targets

[GC84ever]

I wish I could blow up my old elementary school like in the Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. With missile after missile until it was the school was a giant crater

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by Hash_man
hmm... Ride on my snowboard using a waterskiing rope behing a car during winter... down Macleod trail! :eek: When I was a teenager, me and a buddy would tie a rope to the trunk latch, then take turns skiing behind the car on an old pair of skis.

[turbo minivan]

Originally posted by Neil4Speed
Play paintball in Scurfield Hall (Buisness Faculty Building of the U OF C)

Drive a car up to about 50 and then put it into reverse and race the engine

the car thing?..... DON IT! in an 82 oldsmobile with my nitrous bottle in it adding about 80hp and going 80kmh! "oops, reverse lock out is toast on this car!! oh well!" :D

[turbo minivan]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
When I was a teenager, me and a buddy would tie a rope to the trunk latch, then take turns skiing behind the car on an old pair of skis.
done that too, but with McDonalds trays on dry pavement. i do not recomend it though!!:(

[gerrycurl21]

hahah we did the gt-sled tied to the back of a truck during winter.was fun for awhile tell one of us got dragged for a while hahaha

[Toms-SC]

kill a political leader and drink a beer after

[bundi]

Chop the head off of a large farm animal like a cow in the middle of the night and leave an "alien" footprint in a nearby cow pie.

That'll give those damn farmers something to worry about.

(from a town where shit was spread over fields on a daily basis... you NEVER get used to that stink, and right when you think you are used to it.... POW in comes a breeze carrying pig shit with it.)

[A_3]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
When I was a teenager, me and a buddy would tie a rope to the trunk latch, then take turns skiing behind the car on an old pair of skis.

AHAHAHA in highschool during our spares we would do that in the springbank ditches all the time, we have some ridiculous video.

-Put a car in neutral and push it down the steepest hill/cliff I can find to see the destruction, i've got a couple picked out in Cochrane.

-Walk around downtown with a bat breaking whatever I please, possibly intoxicated.

-Nail a girl in space, yeah zero gravity

-Slap the shit out of Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Ashely and Jessica Simpson/Jennifer Lopez/ Hilary Duff for being talentless pieces of shit who bitch/complain/and whine constantly about having it so hard because of there celebrity, "ooohhhh my life is soooo hard, I get payed millions of dollars to look hot, blah blah fucking blah"... SLAP

-Get it on with each girl listed in the above comment... after slapping them... then I would slap them again...

-shoot a bull with a 22 in the ass

and so on... too many to name, I could sit here doing this all day.

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
When I was a teenager, me and a buddy would tie a rope to the trunk latch, then take turns skiing behind the car on an old pair of skis.
Ah yes the old skiing behind the car was fun. In the summertime however we used to attach those large wooden shipping pallets to the back of my truck with a long rope and ride around the city streets in Red Deer at 50-70km/hr. The look on peoples faces when we flew through the intersections behind a truck on pallets was priceless. Sparks would be shooting off underneath and behind us too from the nails in the pallets dragging on the concrete. It was quite the show especially when someone fell off haha.

[dave101]

i say you post the video A_3. that would be badass

[gerrycurl21]

go around the city with a bat and brake every set of altezzas i see

[pyro]

-cruise around chinook mall on my pocket bike
-steal a police car/ fire truck

[Phy]

-Drop-kick a man while wearing ski boots
-Go to the Gap while wearing a Darth Vader suit and try and buy a shirt
-Fight myself (like Ed Norton)
-Drop gravy balloons at people (like water balloons... but with more gravy)

[gerrycurl21]

through a bucket full of golfballs onto the 18th green at Augustus

[codo]

-fight ghandi[wouldnt be much of a fight]
-kill the president
-light up fireworks in an airport, see what happens
-have sex with a actor
-bungy jumping in the buff
-steal candy from a baby
-kick david shwimmer square in the nuts, square in the nuts.

[codo]

oh and slap each and evryone in some sort of feminist group in the face with my cock

[Z24_3.1]

i wanna drive as many ferraris as i can in one day and make sure i blow the trannys in all of them lol and yeah pissin on a gopher would be nice

[habsfan]

Originally posted by codo
-have sex with a actor


i hope you aren't a dude...

i would
-ride a pig
-surf on the back of a whale
-become arnold shwarzenegger and be the gm of a sports franchise and fire everyone by saying "you've been terminated"
-turn every room in my house into one of those inflatable bouncing rooms you see at carnivals
-live like a ninja and stalk around everywhere i go
-push a piano off a roof
-kill nascar. not sure how to go about this one.

[codo]

Originally posted by habsfan


i hope you aren't a dude...

i would
-ride a pig
-surf on the back of a whale
-become arnold shwarzenegger and be the gm of a sports franchise and fire everyone by saying "you've been terminated"
-turn every room in my house into one of those inflatable bouncing rooms you see at carnivals
-live like a ninja and stalk around everywhere i go
-push a piano off a roof
-kill nascar. not sure how to go about this one.

oops actress sorry

[Z24_3.1]

^^ LMAO

[HTN SWCHS]

walk down 17th after the clubs and find some wreck (with an unnaturally large ass) passed out on the street, turn her life around and keep her as my mistress in my scarface like mansion


^that was actually what i was dreaming about last night.. :werd:

[HTN SWCHS]

o ya...
go eat a fish in fiji...
meet girls in brazil...
drive around the uk...
party in amsterdam...
illegally jump the border in mexico..
go to new york and walk around... (and find the bar in the movie coyote ugly and the cafe that mj works at in spiderman 2)
go to africa to see topless african women :dunno:
buy my grandma her own temple...

road trip to toronto, down to nyc and surrounding cities, down to miami, over to texas, california, vegas, up through montana (beautiful place btw) and back home

o yes.. buy clothes from a gay designer in san fransisco

[Skyline_Addict]

become a ninja by proffession.

[JordanEG6]

its been done, but what the hell...

order a baby burger from A&W, eat it, save the foil bag and paper bag.
put fresh animal fecal matter in it, back in the bag it goes and return to to A&W complaining there was no ketchup and onions.

then videotape the reaction of the employees when they full-fill your requests of ketchup and onion. BTW...keep the receipt :thumbsup:

:D :D :rofl: :rofl: