Universal get out of ticket thread

[Charon]

Sentence describing something I did that I shouldn’t have. Information on said event and defense of actions. Note of how the officer forgot to do something correctly. Sob story seeking pity from other members.

Pleading forgiveness and seeking advice to escape paying ticket.

Questioning of ticketing officers sexual preference.

Restatement of how badly this ticket is unfair. And waiting for magical advice from beyond members.








So does that about cover it ?

[Skyline_Addict]

are you bored?

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Geez, that's nearly good enough to be a template. :rofl:

[Phy]

Statement that law-breaking hoodlums like you deserve everything they get, despite similar indiscretions in the replier's past. Follow with defense of police officer's actions.

Begrudging explanation that someone in a courthouse may be able to take off some penalties if you go in and look innocent at them.

Directions to Race City or similar place to legally indulge in one's desire to mistreat large complex transport mechanisms. (Sorry, no train races.)

[Tyler883]

unhelpful and sympathetic response encouraging you not to break the law again, and stop wining, a just pay the fine because you're guilty.

additional insults and comments to belittle you.

[Raz]

Profit?

[Khyron]

Snide response to previous posters, calling them hypocrits since most of them have done said incident at one point or another and to give original poster a break.

Curse about tint laws.

Khyron

[A_3]

Comment accusing corupt police officers going on power trips and/or meeting set quota's.

Curses about tint laws evolve into curses about lowering, exhaust, etc... being illegal and how this is a ridiculous law.

[Si_FlyGuy]

^

Emoticon of a smiley carrying a sign.

[sxtasy]

:whocares:

[Primer_Drift]

Curious individual posts "aftermarket exhaust" legality question and wonders why they were ticketed, several angry members respond with "UzE tEh SuRtCh BuTtOn n00b!".. -- And we all die a little inside :cry: