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Zephyr
08-16-2005, 02:01 PM
http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/08/15/real-40-year-old-virgins-say-40-year-old-virgin-movie-make-them-uncomfortable/

hahahha, while reading this first thing on my mind was comic book guy. "worst episode ever."

The Rider
08-16-2005, 02:18 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

2000_SI
08-16-2005, 02:26 PM
That cant be true...... no way there are dorks that big living in this world...


“I work in an office (Office Depot) and someone saw the ad for the movie in the paper,” said Brownfield. “Then, this one guy I can’t stand in shipping turns to me and says, ‘Hey Stuart, this movie sounds like it’s right up your alley.’ I was so devastated I couldn’t even watch the new episode of ‘Battlestar Galactica’ that night.”

Phy
08-16-2005, 02:29 PM
Yeah, check out the other articles on that site.

mdeleon
08-16-2005, 02:34 PM
seriously, even the way they complain about the movie and how bad they feel sets them up for some embarrasment, like, "I was so devastated I couldn’t even watch the new episode of ‘Battlestar Galactica’ that night.” i mean c'mon!

Chester
08-16-2005, 02:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *GASP* HAHAHAHHAHA!
I didn't really believe there were people in real life that were big star trek and star wars nerds until I saw Triumph the wonder dog go bug the star wars fans in line.
How do they live? 40 years old, haven't had sex once:dunno:

asp integra
08-16-2005, 06:41 PM
hhhhhhhhhahahahahaha
it felt great, except for the buning, lol good old ghonereha haaaaaaaaaahahahahha

Si_FlyGuy
08-16-2005, 06:56 PM
That article cannot be real... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Gooseberry
08-16-2005, 06:59 PM
How fake is that... if it was true that'd be sad. :rofl: :rofl:

Hakkola
08-16-2005, 09:04 PM
Obviously fake, yet gratifyingly hilarious. Reminds me of "The Onion."

1Xuan1
08-17-2005, 01:25 AM
ok this was just to funny if it's true then how do these peopel live with there lives ....

bball2
08-17-2005, 02:42 AM
lol, thanks for the link :) Bought back memories of when Triumph the insult dog visited a star-wars convention ;)

RC-Cola
08-17-2005, 01:15 PM
I just about spit coke all over my screen when I read this!!! -

“It’s not easy being a virgin, and I really feel for these guys,” said 42-year-old Stan Jennings of Cranston, Rhode Island. Jennings, who works at Industrial Soap Inc., finally lost his virginity last year while having sex with a prostitute who ended up giving him gonorrhea. “I am not a virgin anymore, and it feels great, although I do have some burning. However, being a former virgin, I empathize with those losers, and I think the movie should be stopped.”

GoChris
08-17-2005, 02:00 PM
haha, funny story. i know its made up but...i actually think there is probably people out there like that, how sad

trikypenguin
08-17-2005, 02:06 PM
thats fuckin hilarious :clap: