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Carfanman
08-18-2005, 10:01 AM
15 Ways the Auto Industry Would Change if it Operated Like Drug Companies



By Mike Adams, The Health Ranger

What would happen if you had to buy your car from a company that operated in the same way as the pharmaceutical industries? Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, came up with 15 unsettling changes that would occur.

Cost

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Your car would cost $4.5 million, a 30,000 percent markup over cost.
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The same car would be available in Canada or Mexico for less than $5,000.

Dealing with Competition

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Meanwhile, automakers would be lobbying Congress to outlaw bicycles and airplanes, just as the drug companies try to do with herbs and nutritional supplements.
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All auto imports would be banned. If you drove a Toyota down from Canada, you would be arrested.
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Car dealers would be bribed with money, free vacations, free food, and free cars by automobile sales representatives to push certain cars.

Safety

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Cars with no seatbelts, airbags, crumple zones, or other safety systems would be declared perfectly safe by the FDA, which would instead focus on the dangers of bicycles.
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Driver's ed programs would be cancelled nationwide, and people would be encouraged to buy new cars rather than repair damaged ones or avoid accidents in the first place.
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Safety tests showing that cars were dangerous would be buried, and scientists who produced such results would be prevented from ever conducting car safety tests ever again.
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After being sued by customers injured in the cars with no safety systems, automakers would further lobby Congress to pass laws protecting car companies against class-action lawsuits.
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Any federally mandated warnings about car safety problems would be printed in small type on a tiny label hidden under the driver's seat.
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Driving certain cars would cause side effects like loss of sex drive or full-body muscle pain.

Advertising

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Car companies would heavily promote new models each year, which would be no different from the ones they were selling 30 years ago.
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Car companies would invent reasons for you to buy a dozen or more cars.
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Automobile advertising would be filled with pictures of happy, healthy, energetic drivers, but the cars would break down constantly, fail to perform as promised, and quickly stop working.
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Cars would be sold to you with extra features like a sunroof, air conditioning, or a navigational system, but when the car arrived none of these features would be included, just as drug companies exaggerate the "multiple health benefits" of their products.

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toyboy88
08-18-2005, 10:11 AM
hmmm thats quite an intresting read....but im not too sure i get the $4.5 million for a car, then the same car for $5000 in canada and mexico.....

so basically in the US it'd b $4.5 million for a escalade (ex.) and the same escalade would be $5000 in canada/mexico....:dunno: :nut:

im probably misreading it lol but anwayz good read :D

2000_SI
08-18-2005, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by toyboy88
hmmm thats quite an intresting read....but im not too sure i get the $4.5 million for a car, then the same car for $5000 in canada and mexico.....

so basically in the US it'd b $4.5 million for a escalade (ex.) and the same escalade would be $5000 in canada/mexico....:dunno: :nut:

im probably misreading it lol but anwayz good read :D

The article is reffering to the fact that Medicine costs an arm and a leg in the states, but here in Canada or down in Mexico, the exact same drug is sold for much less...

Mad$ella
08-18-2005, 10:18 AM
Why is this in "Health and Fitness" ???? :dunno:

Carfanman
08-18-2005, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Mad$ella
Why is this in "Health and Fitness" ???? :dunno:

Because its actually about drugs and medicine, with cars just being used in the analogy.

Phy
08-18-2005, 11:24 AM
Yes, the pharmaceutical industry is weaksauce, but a lot of these points are overstated rhetoric from the viewpoint of one with a hate on for the industry.

The body is a weird place to do business. Because so many systems interconnect and react with eachother, anything you put in there is going to have a cascade of effects. (This is why most drugs have side effects.) And pharmaceuticals are generally designed to have one specific effect. Herbs and other nontraditional treatments, because they are more "natural", often have other chemicals in them which can help or hinder the main effect, or cause more serious side effects. And because they're not usually subjected to the lengthy tests that pharmaceuticals are, the full range of effects are often unknown until the product has been on the shelves for some time. Even more complicating is the fact that what works on one person may not work on another, due to slightly different chemistries and biologies.

It might be more accurate to compare consumer drugs to the software industry. Drugs can be thought of as regular products from large companies, which even at the worst of times are subjected to long beta periods to work out most of the bugs. Nontraditional methods, like herbs, can be considered "randomware" - coded by some dude in Slovakia or Korea, and subjected to the barest of alpha testing. Maybe it works great on your rig. Maybe it does what it should, but it also fucks up Outlook Express. Maybe it fries your drives - but works great on another guy's computer. Maybe it's been used for YEARS in Korea, so it can be considered fully tested, but it's just not doing what everyone thinks it is.

core_upt
08-18-2005, 12:18 PM
Not too far off from the truth...


All auto imports would be banned. If you drove a Toyota down from Canada, you would be arrested.
most import manufacturers are taxed heavily to deter competition from american manufacturers


Safety tests showing that cars were dangerous would be buried, and scientists who produced such results would be prevented from ever conducting car safety tests ever again.

has happened before; Pinto and Firestone come to mind


Driving certain cars would cause side effects like loss of sex drive or full-body muscle pain.

Driven a Ford Lately??? No one wants to fuck in a Ford!


Car companies would heavily promote new models each year, which would be no different from the ones they were selling 30 years ago.


Jeep YJ/TJ looks the same as it did 20 years ago!


Automobile advertising would be filled with pictures of happy, healthy, energetic drivers, but the cars would break down constantly, fail to perform as promised, and quickly stop working


Ever seen a Kia Commercial aayyyeeee!

Benny
08-20-2005, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by core_upt
Ever seen a Kia Commercial aayyyeeee!


Hahaha, that's exactly what I was thinking when I read that quote:


Automobile advertising would be filled with pictures of happy, healthy, energetic drivers, but the cars would break down constantly, fail to perform as promised, and quickly stop working.

iceburns288
08-28-2005, 10:23 AM
...and the cars would save your life when you most needed it? I think that list is missing that important fact right there...:rolleyes: