Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

The solution, as always, is don't go to the NE

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Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier

Stanley Intellisensor PRO Stud Finder.

This is the shit pieceingest chunk of fuck stud finder I've ever used. I could build a better one out of a fist full of pubes and a magnet that a human female would have more success finding studs with than this tool.

Just look at it in action!

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Yep, just as I suspected. Zero studs and the entire cavity behind the drywall is composed of LiVe electrical WiReS and the drywall is mounted to... Those live wires?
The entire fucking wall is electricity. All of it. Everywhere.

I vaguely recall this thing marginally functioning in a shed at some point in history, but now this thing can't find a stud that you already know is there, while falsely locating phantom studs that aren't there, all while constantly squealing that there is electricity somewhere within 1 square-km of where you might drill.
Eat my ass.

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These shitty fucking stud finders drive me up the wall! Or through it... many times.

Chucked them all and got one of these:

https://www.amazon.ca/ProSensor-710-...25305622b&th=1

Its boss. Haven't missed a stud since .

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Originally Posted by 88CRX

These shitty fucking stud finders drive me up the wall! Or through it... many times.

Chucked them all and got one of these:

https://www.amazon.ca/ProSensor-710-...25305622b&th=1

Its boss. Haven't missed a stud since .

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I figured out the issue, or the majority of it. This turns out to be a 2x4 wall full of spray foam and the stud finder really struggles to sense the density differences when the wall is full of closed-cell foam.
It's still a wretched pile of shit, but, reasons.

A couple of semen-related pet peeves to provoke some thought on a Tuesday morning.

Porn magazines aren't really talked about that much anymore, but when they are, it's common for someone to talk about the pages being stuck together. Why would the pages be stuck together? Are people jacking off onto the magazines? Why would they do that?

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Circle jerks. When a group of people are excited about something, other people call it a circle jerk. But weren't circle jerks were about jacking off onto a cookie or whatever, and the last guy had to eat it? I don't think it was ever about the excitement of whatever was in the middle that started the circle jerk. I think the term is misused in its current context.

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Originally Posted by SKR

A couple of semen-related pet peeves to provoke some thought on a Tuesday morning.

Porn magazines aren't really talked about that much anymore, but when they are, it's common for someone to talk about the pages being stuck together. Why would the pages be stuck together? Are people jacking off onto the magazines? Why would they do that?

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Circle jerks. When a group of people are excited about something, other people call it a circle jerk. But weren't circle jerks were about jacking off onto a cookie or whatever, and the last guy had to eat it? I don't think it was ever about the excitement of whatever was in the middle that started the circle jerk. I think the term is misused in its current context.

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I think it's time for me to leave. This plus the sitting down to pee thread. For this reason.....................i'm out.

I'm willing to have the tough discussions that others shy away from.

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Originally Posted by SKR

I'm willing to have the tough discussions that others shy away from.

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I respect you for this. Now come over and jerk off with me.

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Originally Posted by SKR

A couple of semen-related pet peeves to provoke some thought on a Tuesday morning.

Porn magazines aren't really talked about that much anymore, but when they are, it's common for someone to talk about the pages being stuck together. Why would the pages be stuck together? Are people jacking off onto the magazines? Why would they do that?

And

Circle jerks. When a group of people are excited about something, other people call it a circle jerk. But weren't circle jerks were about jacking off onto a cookie or whatever, and the last guy had to eat it? I don't think it was ever about the excitement of whatever was in the middle that started the circle jerk. I think the term is misused in its current context.

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A circle jerk in the non-literal context isn't something that a bunch of people are excited about. It's retards doing things that retards do. It's synonymous with a "cluster-fuck".

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Originally Posted by SJW

I respect you for this. Now come over and jerk off with me.

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I'll bring the cookie.

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Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier

A circle jerk in the non-literal context isn't something that a bunch of people are excited about. It's retards doing things that retards do. It's synonymous with a "cluster-fuck".

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I worry now that people are going to circle jerk the definition of circle jerk. Either way, what's going on now isn't a circle jerk. It would be more of a bukkake or creampie gangbang.

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Originally Posted by SKR

I'll bring the cookie.



I worry now that people are going to circle jerk the definition of circle jerk. Either way, what's going on now isn't a circle jerk. It would be more of a bukkake or creampie gangbang.

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Now??!
Address plz

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Originally Posted by SKR

I'll bring the cookie.



I worry now that people are going to circle jerk the definition of circle jerk. Either way, what's going on now isn't a circle jerk. It would be more of a bukkake or creampie gangbang.

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I thought a circle jerk was when they jerk off the dude next to them in the cirlce, so they're all giving each other a good time. Doesn't matter if there's someone in the middle, or just a cookie.

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Originally Posted by Tik-Tok

I thought a circle jerk was when they jerk off the dude next to them in the cirlce, so they're all giving each other a good time. Doesn't matter if there's someone in the middle, or just a cookie.

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I thought it was just when a bunch of dudes jerk off together in the same room because they found their dads porn tapes on VHS and the internet didn't exist yet so you had to share the wealth?

@Toilet_X is an old circle jerker from way back. He'd be the guy to ask.

And here I thought a circle jerk was when the person jerking you off tried to make it a helicopter at the same time.

That's enough of you guys gaying up the place. Time to get back on track.

This was recommended to me by youtube. I'm posting a screenshot of it here so you don't accidentally listen to it. You might think, but I want to listen to it. Just look at it. What you think it sounds like, that's what it is.

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This is what I think of when people talk about moving to America.

You are a rural kind of dude and that dude looks rural. Perfect match.

How the fuck does an online service have closing hours? I renewed my vehicle registration online and was told the digital download service is down for the night and will resume in the morning. My wife went and did hers an hour later knowing I'll have to print my registration tomorrow so I might as well do both of them, and she couldn't even process it because the whole service was now shut down for the night.

This is retarded

Yup, government do be like that… service to pull title (fully automated, you get it instantly):

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When a bit of plumbing thats been undisturbed for years springs a leak and now your family is living without hot water.

No damage, but...
Man we use a lot of hot water!

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Originally Posted by ExtraSlow

When a bit of plumbing thats been undisturbed for years springs a leak and now your family is living without hot water.

No damage, but...
Man we use a lot of hot water!

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I figured this is how the rich people live.