^^ ThePenIsMightierGT3000 everybody.
TLDR.
Printable View
^^ ThePenIsMightierGT3000 everybody.
TLDR.
I was told a story this morning about how my in laws had decided it was a good idea to tear down 3 massive 40yo healthy trees, so they could install solar panels on their roof and improve their carbon footprint.
I just smiled and nodded. Hilarious.
As an addendum. All I can hear in the background of their video call is the gas wood chipper going. Amazing.
"Ok, so I'm looking for a simple headshot. In focus. I want me to have a knowing look that I hate my customers and I've been spitting in their food for a solid 20 years."
Attachment 100434
"Excellent!"
When I get any email of any kind whatsoever containing the phrase "in these uncertain times" and I hit the [Delete] button.
It makes me feel like StrongBad.
Riding my Grom to Superstore tomorrow morning just to pick up 50 or so chocolate bars on sale for $0.50 :D
Or however amount will fit in my backpack, lol.
Oh the little things.
Shitting on company time. Best.
I hit 105 one time, Beddington onto deerfoot, drafting an enclosed trailer hauled by a pickup. I used to commute down 14th, from Country Hills BLVD towards John Laurie. I'd hit short uphills, and would drop below the speed limit. People would wiz by me. I want another one, since they seem more popular, but holding out for a potential electric one.
Black olives.
The ranch dip/sauce from Stockmans down in Heritage Pointe. Drowning a piece of their spicy pizza in that delicious nectar from the gods will cheer me up 10/10 times.
That I can stop being force fed olympic trash every time I try and check the news for a few months…
Pissing outdoors. Love it.
Don’t forget the wind…