I went all in.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror
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I went all in.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror
Oh snap. I, too, am all in with 2 chairs.
https://jalopnik.com/this-blowjob-ma...t-i-1844296987
You win. Time to buy a Tesla.
You said it was too hot for me, can you let me know when it's too cool for me? :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror
Cathie...Cathie's hot.
I know but @flipstah got dibs already lolQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror
Confirmed with Tesla service. Mobile service can install that for you at your home.Quote:
Originally Posted by rage2
I can’t afford Teslas so all you, lang jaiQuote:
Originally Posted by max_boost
Continuing on shit that folks might not know.
21: Tesla Insurance. Tesla has been offering insurance to their customers in some states. This is brilliant. They already have your driving history from their insane data logging meaning that good drivers will no longer have to subsidize shitty drivers' premiums - which could be bad news for the lot of you.
22: Tesla Dojo. THIS for their AI system.
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23: Elon is a memelord and he knows it. Short shorts sold out within hours. Cybertruck broken window t-shirts, etc. He appeals to incels, geeks and nerds who spend their youth playing Castle Wolfenstein and now earn a good living without a girlfriend to spend their money on (the anti max_boost). There are only so many Magic TG cards to buy - where else are they going to spend their money while they are saving their virginity for "the one"?
24: They make the safest cars in the world. AI is better at avoiding accidents than people in many cases. Model 3 has won best car in its category in multiple continents.
25: No other car company has an aftermarket blowie machine made for them. S3X sells. Follow your blue balls like you do every time your best friend brings his wife over for a bbq.
26: More of an update on a previous point. Waymo said that they will have to rely on human engineers to drive around in their cars for several years to come. Tesla? The customers are already driving their cars for them. Tesla has probably over 2-3 billion miles of data by now. Waymo? Maybe 20 million. No one else is even close. The disparity is growing daily. Vision is superior to Waymo in most ways and doesn't require pre-mapping and geo-fencing.
Elon talking about AI at the World Artificial Intelligence Conference yesterday. https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-elon...ic-2020-video/
Cathie...over a year ago.:love::love::love:
Pointless video.
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Want to have a lap cheong party?Quote:
Originally Posted by flipstah
Tesla the first company to reach 20 billion in shorts.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...gainst-a-stock
Now here comes my q lol I’m the opposite of a know it all, I’m a ask it all. Before someone suggests I google, why not ask the q, a member can flex and answer? Then someone else comes in and calls it out. Etc. Lol
Is 20 billion in shorts a lot? How’s that relative to other shorts? Will they get Tesla this time? I swear it wasn’t that long who ppl were saying they were running out of money, musk was gonna go private etc.
I’ve been doing nothing but watching Cathie wood videos and $6000 Tesla.
I wanna get rich guys lol can I get a wave 2 corona market crash plz?
I think it's around twice as large as the next largest.Quote:
Originally Posted by max_boost
Aren't you AMZN rich already? over $3200 at open. :bigpimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by max_boost
Shorts could be right. Could be a historic short squeeze if they are wrong. This is going to get very interesting.
https://electrek.co/2020/07/10/tesla...bet-bloodbath/
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To be fair, the unprecedented value of the short position is not due to increase interest in shorting Tesla, but because the value per share has also skyrocketed — closing at $1,394 TSLA per share.
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In order to “short” a stock, short sellers need to borrow shares at the current price, and they hope that can buy back at a lower value to “cover” their position.
If the stock price increases and many short sellers decide to cover at the same time, it creates higher demand for the stock and can push it higher, which is called a “short squeeze.”
The analyst believes that Tesla shorts have lost just over $18 billion on their bet against Tesla so far in 2020.
Almost half of those losses happened in June and the first week of July.
However, Dusaniwsky says that the squeeze was relatively small, with shorts buying only 1.70 million shares worth $2.32 billion to cover their positions:
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Short sellers have bought-to-cover 1.70 million shares, worth $2.32 billion, over the last month as Tesla’s stock price rose +44%. Over the last week, we saw a lull in short covering with only 98,000 shares covered which is still worth a significant $133 million. If Tesla’s stock price continues to trend upward, we expect even more short covering as mark-to-market losses accumulate. Traders can expect a squeeze on their shoulder from their controllers to trim or close out their positions as their Tesla losses breach risk limits.
I wanna be buster rich where I can talk freely about buying FF and whatever other supercar and ppl just reply ooo what color? Vs ummm ya .... ok. Lol
Guys like you and me are rich in our hearts, not our wallets.Quote:
Originally Posted by max_boost
Kulu has a grey FF but probably too basic of a trim for buster and it is *gasp* used.
What would Phil do?
Also: I drive a VW Atlas and a green car2go - no rich man whips here!
We appreciate you not flaunting at us and being one of the boys!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster
I second that. I thought the green car2go has been sold?Quote:
Originally Posted by max_boost
No, I'm too lazy to advertise it. I did sell the GT though.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror