What Beyond member would you most like to fight? (part 2)

The first part was an epic thread, but it's been quite a few years now, so an update should prove entertaining. Lets add humor as much as possible.

I'll start with a few:

MAR: He'll take way too much time analyzing the fight while I'm standing there punching air, so the ref just claims me the winner.

DUANER: He's knocked down on the first punch, but he keeps getting up under the guise of proving a negative.

Sugar and J-hop: Given how much they post in just about every thread, they obviously sit on their ass all day. That means they're so out of shape that you can easily duck their first few punches, then they'll just fall down via exhaustion.

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Again, keep humor involved, as we all know things are fucked, but it's better to laugh than cry.

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Originally Posted by Seth1968

The first part was an epic thread, but it's been quite a few years now, so an update should prove entertaining. Lets add humor as much as possible.

I'll start with a few:

MAR: He'll take way too much time analyzing the fight while I'm standing there punching air, so the ref just claims me the winner.

DUANER: He's knocked down on the first punch, but he keeps getting up under the guise of proving a negative.

Sugar and J-hop: Given how much they post in just about every thread, they obviously sit on their ass all day. That means they're so out of shape that you can easily duck their first few punches, then they'll just fall down via exhaustion.

:)

Again, keep humor involved, as we all know things are fucked, but it's better to laugh than cry.

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Sugar sits on his ass and rides mine, I still haven't bothered sending back that case lot of KY because I know he'll be mounting me soon enough. :D

Wouldn't wanna fight spikers, he might send baygirl after me

sputnik for sure but don't see him post anymore.

ZenOps - no explanation needed

I want a three way battle between zenops, Mar and 89coupe. You just know someone will get a face full of nickle, someone's going to get a $95 lunch thrown at them, and everyone will get tired of the incessant questioning of the semantics of the ground rules.

I also want to see killramos vs killramos for an epic millennial vs millennial hater battle.

Myself I'll fight against any smokers or dog people. Because they are all awful.

I would never fight HiTempGuy though. That guy is an expert at everything and I have no doubt he's got extensive knowledge of ninja skills or something.

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Myself I'll fight against any dog people. Because they are all awful.

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Accepted.

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Originally Posted by ExtraSlow

I also want to see killramos vs killramos for an epic millennial vs millennial hater battle.

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I will try to maintain my belt as my own worst enemy.

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Originally Posted by firebane

Accepted.

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You will win for sure. I may talk like this:
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But I fight like this

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Wouldn't wanna fight spikers, he might send baygirl after me

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I'd hit baygirl but i wouldn't hit spikers. I make it a habit to not hit women.

Mar. But like i said earlier, I don't hit women.

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I would never fight HiTempGuy though. That guy is an expert at everything and I have no doubt he's got extensive knowledge of ninja skills or something.

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And don't you forget it old man! :rofl:

SP but I'd just get distracted by the god damn clouds and well, y'all know what would happen next.

Just remembered another one. Snowcat!!!

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Originally Posted by dj_rice

Just remembered another one. Snowcat!!!

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You'd be so tired from chasing him after he mouthed you off that he'd win by default.

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You'd be so tired from chasing him after he mouthed you off that he'd win by default.

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Just do it at night. He'll crash because he tinted his windshield, and didn't want to turn his headlights on because "it's bad for them".

I want to fight you, because I feel like after I lose, you'd buy me a beer anyways.

I no longer want to fight Errchy. I think the gangsta hotline beef is dead for 2017.

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I want to fight you, because I feel like after I lose, you'd buy me a beer anyways.

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Awwwwwwe! :love: True story, I got in a fight once with a guy who was picking on a little dude outside a bar and when we ended up on the ground he was trying SO hard to get control and hit me it was adorable. I couldn't stop laughing, and then with my free arm I answered the phone because my buddies were looking for me which made everyone watching laugh so I just asked him if he was done yet or wanted to end up getting hurt. Everyone left in a good mood, we all went to the Subway next door hahaha

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MaxBoost vs. Tomco

wonder how dirty it would become...

I'd fight flipstah, cause he keeps hitting on my wife, and trying to buy my cars. But then he'd cook me a delicious meal, and I'd be too stuffed to fight.