Fire and ash everywhere...

a next door town is having a fire and all the ash is being blown into the direction of my town.... so much ash that everyone at school was to stay indoors and not let out. once i got out my eyes were watering like hell from all the heavy ash and the ground was black. the wind is like 40 mph, and i'm at home and freaking wind is shaking the windows.

a faking crowing just hit my window head first... i'm serious... it was flying and got blown back right into my window.... isn't that like a bad omen or something?

jeeze i'm gonna get lung cancer from all this ash... and my beast mobile is no longer white... its grey now :rofl:

hey, at least your not driving the BMW right now!

wow the crow didn't die.... its like hiding in the bush next to my window....

I doubt you'd get lung cancer, anyone remember Mt St Helens, people were shoveling ash like it was snow.

it hurts like a bitch in the eyes though!!!

the winds r like 50 mph.... i'm scared...:(

What you need to do is take a firm grasp on your girlfriend's bossoms. Hide under the blankets and hope everything just "blows" past.

shoot the crow!!