If you think mayo is gross, you don’t want to know what’s in the rest of a subway sandwich.
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Watching my kid playing soccer (pre-covid) and as she lines up a free kick I yell out "if you score from there it's double meat subs for dinner!" and none of the parents get it.
Double meat is no joke sir.
Stapler running out of staples, even though the new box is in arms length.
Realtor listings for downtown condo/apartments, who don’t put the building names in their description. I just think it’ll help us joe blow consumers when we click on the MLS listings, and first thing you read is a popular apartment name you’ve previously read about recommended by Beyond ballers.
Disclaimer: I’m not a real estate expert, currently living in a spare room in my moms condo :(
When every day of 2021 where we’ve hit 16 or above is followed the next by snow, what the fuck is this
Yea this weather blows. I’d much prefer it just stay at a seasonal 10 degrees or something.
It’s the overnight lows that really get me, preventing the ground from really thawing out and will really drag out winter
I'm still just grateful to point my bum in the right direction a few times a day to express thanks for every single day in Feb not being -23°C...
Stupid Smarch weather.
Time to unwind.
Gots them two fat stacks o chedda from Corona Retard Agency already, today!!!! I can't fucking believe it!!
Excellent timing because my shitty bills for all car insurances, plus house insurance, plus something else shitty that I forget about is all coming down the pipe in the next 2 months and I didn't want this to be delayed.
Thank Allah for this Ramadan miracle!!!
It's fine to be excited about the coveted no-wipe-dump (aka Ghost Shit).
But I would be more excited if 90% of the time they didn't feel like you had to push a Coke bottle out of you.