Two Irishmen walk in to a pet store...
....Mick says to Paddy "Dat's dem."
Mick says to the shopkeeper " I'd like two budgies please,and put dem in a paper bag , please."
Mick and Paddy then drive to a cliff with a 500 ft drop. Mick Says "Dis looks like a good place !" and takes two birds out of the bag. He puts them on his shoulders and jumps to his death.
A few minutes later ,another Irishman approaches Paddy.
He's been to the same pet shop. He opens his paper bag and pulls out a parrot. Paddy then notices Seamus has a gun . He shoots the parrot's head off and leaps off the cliff and is killed.
Another few minutes go by and another Irishman,Sean , arrives.He's also been to the same pet shop. He grabs a chicken out of his paper bag ,ties it to his head,and also runs off the cliff
and is killed on the rocks below.
"Fock me" says Paddy."I didn't realise how dangerous budgie jumping,parrot shooting and hen gliding was !! "
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