Just for fun obviously, something I read on Reddit.
You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life?
Well, I'd be in a sitting position under my outdoor patio, buried in dirt and under a layer of concrete. Not a soul would have a clue as to where I wouldve disappeared to and my body most likely won't be found until our home is demolished at some point in the future.
What about y'all?
You hit the weed this morning bud?
I'm inexplicably in my dads pool.
Oh my balcony, laying on a pile of dried leaves.
Nah, don't do that stuff. Was on the shitter contemplating Reddit.Quote:
Originally Posted by ExtraSlow
Too bad. Wake and bakes are awesome Sunday morning activities.Quote:
Originally Posted by speedog
I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now im molested. But not really changed.
Ummm. Interesting? Or maybe not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Toilet_X
I’m sitting on the floor outside my bathroom.
Three meters would have gotten me into my neighbors kitchen.
I’m partially stuck in a wall between my bedroom and my daughters bathroom, depending on the teleportation I’m either dead or people are laughing at my misfortune
I just completed my lane change for a left turn which I would have missed otherwise.
I'd be squatting in the trees taking a shit, instead of in an outhouse taking a shit.
I'd be sitting in buddies lap at the other lunch table. Gazing into his eyes I'm sure.
... what're you doin l8r??????Quote:
Originally Posted by 03ozwhip
I'm at the other end of the bar, drinking the same thing.
Anthony Jeselnik : There's a lot of bad jobs out there, I'll tell you that right now. Lot of bad jobs. Hell, my Uncle John runs a summer camp for kids about to get molested. I know, right? I know, it sounds awful. Sounds awful, but he loves it. Says he's never worked a day in his life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toilet_X
a/s/l?Quote:
Originally Posted by toilet_x
I'm on the otherside of my basement wall. Kind of hard to breath with all this dirt in my lungs.
probably staring up the stairs at my dog.