Not you brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier
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Not you brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier
Whatever let's you sleep at night.Quote:
Originally Posted by ExtraSlow
#CutsLikeAKnife
(Font=white) I know who you talkin bout.((end font white whatever)
Flight related
Women who shower in perfume before flights
People who line up at the gate before the previous flight is even unloaded
Hilarious, someone gave me rep and the comment they left was the name of the user I have on ignore. Wonder if it was that user who left it? If so, :goflames:
I usually sign my reps, but I forgot in this case.Quote:
Originally Posted by ExtraSlow
I'm surprised I'm allowed to give you reps again though. Usually your quota is full and this communist forum makes me "spread it around" or some shit. Fucking trotskyite forum.
Rep is life
Only for those of us with nothing else...Quote:
Originally Posted by killramos
Honestly what gets me is how easy it is to be a registered sex offender. You barely even masturbate in a clothes rack at the bay and next thing you know you're a member of the red dot club.
Bro, just stop moaning so loud. I'm not registered.
"I found this website that tells you how many sex offenders are in your area. Apparently, there are 34 sex offenders in my area.
So why do we always have to meet at my place?"
-Anthony Jeselnik
My brother’s been staying with me, which has been awful. My brother is crazy. Even my neighbors hate him. The other day I opened the door, I caught him masturbating. He looks me right in the eyes and goes, “Shut the door.”
I said, “Get inside.”
-Anthony Jeselnik
People on kijiji that spell Camaro wrong "camero". You own the fucking car, why cant you spell it correctly?
Sounds like an opportunity for a deal
This and Volkswagon.Quote:
Originally Posted by 03ozwhip
So is a Mercury a Merc or is a Mercedes a Merc?
It's bizarre to me to see Mercedes shortened to Merc. That's always been Mercury to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by speedog
When clicking on a web search link results in downloading a PDF with the info, much more annoying on mobile. And the PDF file name is always so cryptic, instead of "How to scratch your balls without hands.pdf" it's "88466d--cdcd4s_554d6s4.pdf"
Is... i.... that never crossed my mind :(
You're telling me that you've never raked your balls against a bald man's head after he's blown you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Toilet_X
That the third jerseys for the Calgary Stampeders are a boring black when the normal red jerseys are so awesome and iconic.