Alberta NDP Polling at 100%

Wouldn't it be nice to get a free obesity vaccine?

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Originally Posted by Tik-Tok

Wouldn't it be nice to get a free obesity vaccine?

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Gym pass?

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Originally Posted by mr2mike

Gym pass?

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that does not make you skinny ...

Gym pass + trainer + Nutritionist + personal chef plus a cattle prod to get your fat ass to the gym and they might have a chance...

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Originally Posted by redline

that does not make you skinny ...

Gym pass + trainer + Nutritionist + personal chef plus a cattle prod to get your fat ass to the gym and they might have a chance...

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Calienté!!
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LoL

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Originally Posted by redline

Gym pass + trainer + Nutritionist + personal chef plus a cattle prod to get your fat ass to the gym and they might have a chance...

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Are these benefits officially in the NDP platform yet?

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Originally Posted by davidI

Are these benefits officially in the NDP platform yet?

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It was, but the Health Critic (and former Health Minister) mistook it for 5 corn dogs and ate it.

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NDP showing their true colors regarding coastal gas link

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Originally Posted by dirtsniffer

NDP showing their true colors regarding coastal gas link

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How quickly lower mainlanders forget their energy crises from the floods.

They think energy caused those floods.

The "Turtle Island" virtue signaling thing is still so stupid it's funny.

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Originally Posted by ExtraSlow

They think energy caused those floods.

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Shrodinger's Energy.

Necessary for our continued existence but apparently we're all already dead because of it.

It's wild that affordable energy is the single largest factor in reducing human suffering and improving quality of life, and that's been true since humans built permanent settlements. But somehow affordable energy is evil and kills humans?

Killing Humans is ok.

It’s killing whales that’s a touchy subject

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Originally Posted by killramos

Killing Humans is ok.

It’s killing whales that’s a touchy subject

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Unless they are located in the St. Lawrence and are Beluga.

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Originally Posted by vengie

Unless they are located in the St. Lawrence and are Beluga.

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Those are just overweight Tuna. Nothing to see here.

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Originally Posted by killramos

Killing Humans is ok.

It’s killing whales that’s a touchy subject

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Unless Indians do it. You know, in a traditional manner... With the dual Evinrude 400hp outboards and the .50-cal fitted for a harpoon made of sharpened bone 316 Stainless...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.173653

The rules make more sense when you realize being native in Canada in 2021 is kind of like being a white man in the 1850’s

It’s called not being racist

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Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier

Unless Indians do it. You know, in a traditional manner... With the dual Evinrude 400hp outboards and the .50-cal fitted for a harpoon made of sharpened bone 316 Stainless...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.173653

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Originally Posted by killramos

Killing Humans is ok.

It’s killing whales that’s a touchy subject

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Originally Posted by vengie

Unless they are located in the St. Lawrence and are Beluga.

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Originally Posted by killramos

Those are just overweight Tuna. Nothing to see here.

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Overweight AND white… They have it coming to them.

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Originally Posted by Darkane

True blue voters are mad at things out of their control. Vote in NDP to spite.

This is fucking brilliant idiocy.

Time to put my head down and go numb for 4 years of more NDP rule. My lord.

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well the blue team has a couple of years to rebrand and get rid of the shiet piles if they can ...