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    Oh I've wanted one of those forever. Did you get...

    Oh I've wanted one of those forever. Did you get the braided steel one? I have an automatic one with a tilt sensor and I love it but it's not a Peugeot...
    It's...
    A Trudeau...

    *hangs head in...
  2. It's what we do with all the exorbitant extra...

    It's what we do with all the exorbitant extra space.
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    Sticky: Oilers down 4-0 still in the first. Koskinen let...

    Oilers down 4-0 still in the first. Koskinen let in 4 goals on 5 shots.
    Is the betting thread open to still bet on Edmonton? Vancouver will still likely lose this game. They have zero gas in the...
  4. Those be some rucky chicken regs!

    Those be some rucky chicken regs!
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    Poll: We can argue about whose dick got the biggerest....

    We can argue about whose dick got the biggerest.
    Oh, wait... We're essentially already doing that.
    Nevermind. I gotta tune my 7.2.1 bicycle.
  6. He was a Subaru owner, so the transition from...

    He was a Subaru owner, so the transition from vape to pole is not really a stretch.
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    LoL. How alpha.

    LoL. How alpha.
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    14 million views on that.

    14 million views on that.
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    Sticky: A deal at twice the price. The NHL's "discipline"...

    A deal at twice the price. The NHL's "discipline" on Wilson was offensive.
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    Long Form Census... Fuck! It takes about 45...

    Long Form Census... Fuck!
    It takes about 45 minutes! How much is the fine? I don't think I make enough money to have justified paying it, but wow, they sure want to know a lot about our genitals,...
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    Jesus! Why the long face? If he and Sarah Jessica...

    Jesus! Why the long face? If he and Sarah Jessica Parker had a baby, it would be a thoroughbred!
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    Oh, ok. I think it's 5-7/L on gasoline though....

    Oh, ok. I think it's 5-7/L on gasoline though. And apparently you can pay for your CoC property tax with it.
    Maybe that doesn't even it out, but juss sayin
  13. This is very good. You're on the right track. ...

    This is very good. You're on the right track.

    If it helps people focus, "Richard" is actually part of this doctor's name.
    Yes, the Dick Doctor is Dr. Dick.
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    The Canadian Tire World Elite MC does most of...

    The Canadian Tire World Elite MC does most of this (I think) with zero annual fee. It also includes free towing like an AMA membership type of thing.
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    Poll: The kind that goes in your fuckin arm and allows...

    The kind that goes in your fuckin arm and allows society to stop unraveling.
  16. Penis Jokes Are Most Advanced Jokes Mighty Thread

    So, basically... Ever since I got the CorvidsVax, my penis has been growing at an alarming rate. Everyone involved with the situation has been more than fine with it, but my jealous physician has...
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    LoL! Was he the SteadyCam Operator from The Blair...

    LoL! Was he the SteadyCam Operator from The Blair Witch Project?
    I'm not familiar with that face.
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    I think the last Chevy Aveo died 20 minutes after...

    I think the last Chevy Aveo died 20 minutes after it left the dealership, which would be several years ago, so now it's not just me being unclear.
    LoL!
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    Yes of course. I'm not talking about coin-op...

    Yes of course. I'm not talking about coin-op pressure washers. This Mighty Penis needs to keep his hands clean... For... Other stuff.
    I prefer to charter an agent to handle these matters.
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    Bubbles charges and extra $6 I think which is...

    Bubbles charges and extra $6 I think which is about 20%.
    *gets flame suit

    Shopping around quickly on Google, I can see that Calgary Car Wash, Top Gear and SuperShine also all charge premiums "for...
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    I just know that for myself, and obviously...

    I just know that for myself, and obviously everyone else, the number one concern every year that I get a flu shot is "what brand of flu shots are the coolest and will complement my #FallWardrobe...
  22. Nah, Bro. #DirtBerm

    Nah, Bro. #DirtBerm
  23. When are they gonna gold plate those Gucci Sea...

    When are they gonna gold plate those Gucci Sea Cans that have been dumped in the front for the last 18 months?
    Those are tight!
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    Car wash places that have a huge upcharge for...

    Car wash places that have a huge upcharge for "SUV" that they apply. Let's face it, the Toyota Highlander guy should pay the same as the Yukon XL guy... Because... Because the sign says.
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    They did. And you're welcome! Fruit cup can is...

    They did. And you're welcome!
    Fruit cup can is worst can. If I ever get a tattoo, I'm stenciling that across my forehead like that junkie Posthole Malone.
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    Again agree. As rustled as my jimmies be,...

    Again agree.
    As rustled as my jimmies be, there's nothing in Kenney's responses to this train wreck that would sway my vote and there's nothing the opposition had done pertaining to the pandemic...
  27. *pops head up *sees thread is not ZenFlops. ...

    *pops head up
    *sees thread is not ZenFlops.
    Approved for replies!
  28. That's very true. We should form a committee to...

    That's very true. We should form a committee to select the questions that the advisory panel will ask the lobsters.

    "Would you prefer to be caught and severely illegally sold to white people while...
  29. Let's get them the vaccines first, as a peace...

    Let's get them the vaccines first, as a peace offeri...
    Oh...
  30. I used to have an asshole friend who would phone...

    I used to have an asshole friend who would phone the bank to tell them he was cutting his lawn and record the conversations.
    "Yeah, well, RBC wrote the mortgage and when I signed it, I acknowledged...
  31. Fair, but that exhaust system "modifies" that...

    Fair, but that exhaust system "modifies" that vehicle about as much as a thorough wash and wax. The insurance company is just being... An insurance company which is synonymous with a bag of sweaty...
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    Sticky: Gary Bettman is a Mafia Godfather.

    Gary Bettman is a Mafia Godfather.
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    Agree. Alberta has been running close to the...

    Agree.
    Alberta has been running close to the wire the entire time. PEI has moved as far away from the wire as physically possible, turned the lights out, locked the doors, shot the dog, then snuck...
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    I'd be impressed at 380,000km!

    I'd be impressed at 380,000km!
  35. Holy, what an ordeal! Welcome back.

    Holy, what an ordeal! Welcome back.
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    Poll: Yes, but fuck them. Actually, butt-fuck them!...

    Yes, but fuck them. Actually, butt-fuck them!
    When I get that second shot, I'm putting my balls on every door handle I walk by on my way to planes, trains and automobiles wherever the fuck I want to...
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    ^that's not it. That certainly looks like...

    ^that's not it.



    That certainly looks like it but I can't get it to plot worth a shit. Maybe I'll try it on Lappy later.
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    Is that a gov't site and can you please link to...

    Is that a gov't site and can you please link to it?
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    Tom Wilson 99092

    Tom Wilson

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    Sticky: I was talking about winning percentages. Sit a...

    I was talking about winning percentages. Sit a team for 2.5 weeks denying them an opportunity to pick up any points and Le Surprise, they're last. That doesn't mean they're truly last.
    I didn't say...
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