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Hey no problem man. But to be honest, i was totally following you home to rape you.

Step 1. Lift up skirt
Step 2. Apply cream to sore butt
Step 3. Move on with life

puzzy a$$ l1l b!tch

This is beyond. You fuck around, you lay around.

i was hoping you guys would purchase vehicles with a higher range. my safari has 600,000 km's. 300,000 being school zone km's

just for fun, let's imagine you as a 120 lb man with whooping cough who can barely hold himself up-right due to the mass of his greasy moppy hair, and ferociously masturbates to criticizing people's...

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I could use a solid bowel movement

i dont agree with the bikes are invisible thingt. in my experience, ive been in plain sight, right beside someones window, and they still almost run you off the road. the problem with people here is...

yes, he could. me.

is rape still a crime even if it's gentle?
maybe this guy uses the SH SH SH SH SH SH method like my uncle.

im still giving my passengers road head

hahahaha, im frail ok?!?!?

i'd like to clean hedge out of YOUR undercarraige

cool vids, but im not gonna lie you jerks, when i saw the title for this thread, i ASSUMED i was in for some kind of revolutionary reconstructive sphincter operation. but no, it isnt, guess ill go...

i was masturbating with the lights off and didnt realize i had my penis pointed at my face and caught myself right in the mouth.

or maybe he was savagely raped, and eaten?

as a man thats eaten his own fecal matter, let me tell you that baconnaise is the sort of thing that will only satisfy obese american boar hunters.

huh, huh, huh... i didnt like the 848 at 6'6, found it was really hunchy for me. but i loved the busa, thought the thing was great.
the b-king was def comfortable too. for some reason though i...

To me, all odor of food is over powered by the stench of my upper lip.

I once listed my anus as a non hiv carrying title

oh i dont think so! you sir have commited a crime that is punishable by castration! it just so happens i perform such tasks orally. maybe next time youll learn to fuckin' pay attention!

i heard dat

you guys are so fuckin' retarded. i took the front tire of my gsxr, chained the rear, and kicked the ever loving shit out of any awd, fwd, or rwd.
that, and since i was wheelie'ing everywhere, i...

yeah, you fuckin' tell 'em bud!

no no no!!!! he has to knock his teeth out, and render him unconcious, then leave him a note saying " i may have, or may not have raped you while you were out "only then, will people learn their...

no no no, your friend just didnt hit him hard enough

oh get over yourself vette-boy!!



... ... im jel :(

me too >:I

hell, i could use it for my poorly crafted makeshift vagina

BADDA-BUM TSH!!!!!

Oh man, i HATE cheating partners! Aimbotting or speed hacking??

a skunks spray has nothing on my cousin millie.. couldnt get that smell out of the barn HYEH-HYUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Max-boost scammed me out of my butt cherry :(

Im very comfortable with that color, i often find it in liquid fecal form sprayed on to my chest. Kewl car

am i the only one thats running over children??

Think she spat his load back in his face?

That truck is almost as low as my sexual standards... Neat!

you sick, SICK bastard!

HAHAHAHAHA

Ha!


But in all seriousness rip :(