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    Oh my.

    Oh my.
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    It's kill or be killed out there boys. I was...

    It's kill or be killed out there boys. I was picking a wedgie one time and drifted into the lane next to me, cutting off the korean senior in a kia next to me with his 2 years military service. To...
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    Sounds like its easy to clean i have an alpaca...

    Sounds like its easy to clean i have an alpaca wool blanket that will shatter like a mug if dropped.
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    https://youtu.be/wQY6N9F4JGE The real reason...

    https://youtu.be/wQY6N9F4JGE

    The real reason the amazons burnin. Enjoy these brazillian sweet hearts.
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    Theyre pretty quiet too

    Theyre pretty quiet too
  6. And just like that, we're buds.

    And just like that, we're buds.
  7. ... what're you doin l8r??????

    ... what're you doin l8r??????
  8. I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now...

    I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now im molested. But not really changed.
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    That storms nothing compared to when i came out...

    That storms nothing compared to when i came out to my parents
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    I should move into this neighborhood. My PTSD...

    I should move into this neighborhood. My PTSD related night screams should straighten the neighbors right out.
  11. No. Not even close to the stupiderest. I'll make...

    No. Not even close to the stupiderest. I'll make sure of that
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    Jesus man dial it BACK. GAWD. OP have you tried...

    Jesus man dial it BACK. GAWD.
    OP have you tried drawing a giant dick in their driveway
    with gasoline and lighting it on fire like they did in the crow??????
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    My uncle did it, and its a great set up.

    My uncle did it, and its a great set up.
  14. Its ok man. Honestly i only know because i...

    Its ok man. Honestly i only know because i regurtitate mostly cockrings. Very rare circumstances if its animal parts. Usually the case of a broken retrieval string.
  15. I watched an uncle take a shot of tequila with a...

    I watched an uncle take a shot of tequila with a raw oyster and throw it up. Another uncle got pissed off and told him he cant be wastin good tequila n oysters and picked up the freshly yacked oyster...
  16. Anyone suspected of cheating will be brought in...

    Anyone suspected of cheating will be brought in for taste testing.
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    I wish i still had some of the beer i made to...

    I wish i still had some of the beer i made to give to you guys. It was really smooth and easy to drink. Prolly cause i filtered the shit out of it. My sister shaved her legs in the bath tub and just...
  18. Oh my god man... im so sorry :( These things can...

    Oh my god man... im so sorry :( These things can be really hard to get through. I suggest taking it in and having it cremated. Get a box you can get the ashes put in, spread them in the room the the...
  19. Alright you know the rules boys. You start at the...

    Alright you know the rules boys. You start at the base, and file down the smega. I dont want no cheat inches.
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    Half is all i NEED.

    Half is all i NEED.
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    I found there to be a severe lack of weiner in...

    I found there to be a severe lack of weiner in the matrix. And you can bet your bottom dollar i paused the scene to check where he slid bareassed out of the power plant. Id watch matrix 4, fuck it.
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    I used to have an aztek back when i was turnin...

    I used to have an aztek back when i was turnin tricks. Knocked over a kirkland tub of ky jelly onto the front left tire, ended up spinnin er out down the foot at 140. Sigh, RIP Semen Demon :(
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    Is... i.... that never crossed my mind :(

    Is... i.... that never crossed my mind :(
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    Or challenge them to a wrasslun match at the...

    Or challenge them to a wrasslun match at the local mma gym
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    You guys should move to my hood. Loud exhausts...

    You guys should move to my hood. Loud exhausts 'round here get you blown. By me though.
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    Honestly what gets me is how easy it is to be a...

    Honestly what gets me is how easy it is to be a registered sex offender. You barely even masturbate in a clothes rack at the bay and next thing you know you're a member of the red dot club.
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    Whats brexit???? Leaving brunch...

    Whats brexit???? Leaving brunch early??????????????????????
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    Embrace the hangover. Let everyone know how...

    Embrace the hangover. Let everyone know how shitty you feel. One of my best moments was throwing up so hard i farted riding shotgun through an a&w drive through screaming never again. Pretty sure the...
  29. Sniff. :')

    Sniff. :')
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    Liuna out here in Toronto pays great. Labourer...

    Liuna out here in Toronto pays great. Labourer wage of around 35 an hour. Our swampers are something like 38 an hour. But then again, that cost of living here.
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    ^ i wont disagree with that. I do go batshit nuts...

    ^ i wont disagree with that. I do go batshit nuts over shinies!
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    Jared got 'em.

    Jared got 'em.
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    Well the cats will love em

    Well the cats will love em
  34. I would LIVE in that

    I would LIVE in that
  35. I was thinkin it. But you were thinkieinger about...

    I was thinkin it. But you were thinkieinger about it. Beat me to it.
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    Glad to hear you like em. Theyre in my top 10 for...

    Glad to hear you like em. Theyre in my top 10 for sure. And yeah it's a damn shame ol russ is moving on.
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    https://youtu.be/C7oIlIryhas You're all...

    https://youtu.be/C7oIlIryhas

    You're all bastards, of the machiiiiiiine!
  38. And you did it all without challenging someone to...

    And you did it all without challenging someone to a grab- ass match? If so Im fuckin proud of ya.
  39. 10/10 Tantrum.

    10/10 Tantrum.
  40. Ill have you know i smell of sweet summer berry....

    Ill have you know i smell of sweet summer berry. And if there was any truth to what you said you would know i focused strongly on my ground game. My bjj days were the most homoerotic time of my CC...
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