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    Poll: Where were you when I needed the quality...

    Where were you when I needed the quality Urologist jokes??!
  2. Mine is still happy but yes, it's crippling...

    Mine is still happy but yes, it's crippling heavy. I'm nearly considering getting three more. Takes up way less space than that gimmick mini hoist thing and costs about 70% less.
  3. You don't ask him first. But you definitely tell...

    You don't ask him first.
    But you definitely tell him, after.
  4. Was that George Michael song Father Figure about...

    Was that George Michael song Father Figure about fuckin your dad?
    Probably.
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    Poll: I think it's more likely a Lowest Possible Nurse.

    I think it's more likely a Lowest Possible Nurse.
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    Dr. Jordan Peterson. But seriously, I find...

    Dr. Jordan Peterson.


    But seriously, I find that simply picking the weeds works pretty well and as long as you just give it 10 min here & there, you don't feel like you were raped by a cement...
  7. To ask if you could fuck his dad? I don't think...

    To ask if you could fuck his dad? I don't think you're supposed to ask. I think there is more power in the move to not ask.
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    Sticky: We should've started the playoff predictions...

    We should've started the playoff predictions posts by meow. Who usually does that? With all the fancy bold and colours & shit? Tik-Tok?
  9. Knock what? Knock up his wife and then smirk...

    Knock what? Knock up his wife and then smirk knowingly while he raises your bastard loin fruit?
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    Bad words? Spray words like "the government...

    Bad words? Spray words like "the government giving out vaccines preferentially to certain ethnic groups is wrong and not on the path to equality"?
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    ^Did that stink like Killex? I've always wondered...

    ^Did that stink like Killex? I've always wondered if that's the stinky ingredient or if it's Mecoprop or Dicamba.
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    Regarding tint... There is zero chance I'd pay...

    Regarding tint...
    There is zero chance I'd pay someone $500 to put it on the outside before I spent $12 to apply normal tint on the inside, myself.
  13. 1. This isn't "general/Lounge". This is hardcore...

    1. This isn't "general/Lounge". This is hardcore auto discussion!

    2. I'd move his shit of you're generally already on friendly terms.

    3. I'd also jerk-off on his driver's side door handle.
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    ^I was going to post that for additional context....

    ^I was going to post that for additional context.
    LoL!
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    I'm hearing from horribly accurate sources that...

    I'm hearing from horribly accurate sources that all admissions to ICU between ___ and ___ are being counted as CoVid positive. You could be hit by a train and count as CoVid+ of you land in ICU....
  16. This is the way. There's a club on Vancouver...

    This is the way.
    There's a club on Vancouver Island operating this way and that's the biz model of one of the ones (can't recall whether it's Carstairs or Rocky Mountain) here in the country of...
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    ^This! That shit will grow on a vertical utility...

    ^This!
    That shit will grow on a vertical utility pole if you water it properly! It's amazing!
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    I have two regular propane tanks and a lil fella...

    I have two regular propane tanks and a lil fella that I use as an emergency bridge before I buy more propane. I bought one of those plates that holds charcoal within a gas grill and I've been using...
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    Poll: I am the most Métis mahfk you fuckers have ever...

    I am the most Métis mahfk you fuckers have ever known in histiöre when it comes time for ShotTwo.
    I. Will. Travel.
  20. My very limited experience with this is that...

    My very limited experience with this is that AMERICAN Kennel Club papers are significantly more valuable. We had a dog that we had to jump through some hoops to get him AKC Registered and that was...
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    ^Jelly!! I've wanted the Ryobi one forever...

    ^Jelly!!
    I've wanted the Ryobi one forever because I'm locked in that fam. But it never goes on sale.
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    Not many will know this, but those who know will...

    Not many will know this, but those who know will know.

    99389
  23. ^Looks like you've been keeping your legs in...

    ^Looks like you've been keeping your legs in great shape throughout these unprecedented times. No need to flaunt it by wearing clam diggers, but what ev's.
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    All other countries, Have inferior potassium

    All other countries,
    Have inferior potassium
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    Dark Roast is 13% more dense? Sounds like...

    Dark Roast is 13% more dense? Sounds like bullshit.

    LoL at 1g of sugar and so many people freak out like it's diabeetus fuel. I probably stir 4x that into my coffee.
  26. Wow! I'll be checking this place out the next...

    Wow! I'll be checking this place out the next time I get a chance!
    https://www.albertaboot.com/
    Very impressive.
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    Did you buy that from that 780Tuners moderator in...

    Did you buy that from that 780Tuners moderator in Edmonton?
  28. I would just get those beds with the castor...

    I would just get those beds with the castor wheels on them.
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    I got da sames. Is excellence. Nice touch on...

    I got da sames. Is excellence. Nice touch on evening out the sides. Adds that certain la plume de ma tante!
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    I was wicked hungover today, so I'm definitely...

    I was wicked hungover today, so I'm definitely taking it easy.
    Heineken is back in rotation with the 28 packs at Costco for about $60
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    Yet here we are, balls deep in the "age of...

    Yet here we are, balls deep in the "age of information" and those fat, sweaty, stupid, fish mongering, pogey stealing, nut-sacks think that we are piling bodies in the streets.
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    That's a very very long way from something to be...

    That's a very very long way from something to be ashamed about.
    Looks great.
  33. ^This is the guy! I thought you lived out in...

    ^This is the guy!
    I thought you lived out in that approximate area already. No?
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    Ftfy

    Ftfy
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    Oh, Man - that's a good one. That's a key IQ...

    Oh, Man - that's a good one. That's a key IQ indicator, right there!
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    I'm interested in this. I've always figured that...

    I'm interested in this. I've always figured that if you open your basement windows and put the fan on continuous that it would circulate that frigid basement air around. But there seem to be many...
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    Poll: But being non-binary is just so fucking cool,...

    But being non-binary is just so fucking cool, these days! Even kids are deciding to do it.
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    That terrible commercial with the functionally...

    That terrible commercial with the functionally retarded baseball players all saying "Khey Zpôrtszkńëkt!"
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    Oh, and people that pronounce it skaawwllops need...

    Oh, and people that pronounce it skaawwllops need to be put into camps. That makes my skin crawl.
  40. #WildflowerBragg

    #WildflowerBragg
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