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  1. Need to know if separate bank accounts before...

    Need to know if separate bank accounts before decision is given...
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    Well, I can only hope that you're at my place...

    Well, I can only hope that you're at my place selling cable/Allah/windows/security/Jehova for the next round because I really really love planting my penis in teh wet mouths!

    *PM'd
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    So, apologies if this isn't the ideal thread...

    So, apologies if this isn't the ideal thread because I sure as Hell didn't make this, but I went to a Xmas party that was catered by Patisserie Du Soleil and God damn it - it was the best meal I've...
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    Half price whole chickens at Wal-Mart which...

    Half price whole chickens at Wal-Mart which brings it down to only $2/pound.
    Uggh, Wal-Mart, but they're Maple Leaf, air chilled chickens, so I don't think there's any reason to believe they're...
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    Sticky: Absolute textbook TMM on Arizona causes OT loss....

    Absolute textbook TMM on Arizona causes OT loss.
    Pathetic.
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    "Hey, this thing's not gonna suck itself" and...

    "Hey, this thing's not gonna suck itself" and then commit to actively unbuttoning with the full plan that your hog is gonna be out in 4 seconds.
    They'll run.
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    Now BJ-Stare has to change his name again to hide...

    Now BJ-Stare has to change his name again to hide from his endless shame!
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    If I knew ZenOps license plate, he'd be starting...

    If I knew ZenOps license plate, he'd be starting terrible threads from prison due to all the times he was spotted whacking off in his car beside a playground in Pump Hill.
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    Yeah mine was $60 and I noticed only certain...

    Yeah mine was $60 and I noticed only certain co-op stores got them. If anyone is a deep southerner, I happened to spot two yesterday at Ace Liquor in Okotoks.
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    Not if Betsy and Mable have anything to say about...

    Not if Betsy and Mable have anything to say about it! Especially when you consider what happened with Lawrence on the chesterfield.
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    Those are some highly desirable wheels, aren't...

    Those are some highly desirable wheels, aren't they?
  12. But if you're a #MeanGrrlz then maybe your wife...

    But if you're a #MeanGrrlz then maybe your wife is a fat dyke?
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    I love this place, but sometimes I've got to...

    I love this place, but sometimes I've got to laugh. In the past week, I've laid down some shit that was some truly pretty well thought out poetry. Like some really good shit and not a wink of...
  14. Clever, clear or cleaver? The distinction is...

    Clever, clear or cleaver?
    The distinction is important.
    It's like selecting Hair/Heir/Herr Justin
  15. Holy fuck - what's Gary Coleman here to fill us...

    Holy fuck - what's Gary Coleman here to fill us with his wisdom about??!?
    Can you fathom the nonsense that's spilling out of its food hole in whatever those posts say?!!?! I bet it's getting good...
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    GoesToEleven.gif
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    Cream Ales are life. But... Why is the word...

    Cream Ales are life. But... Why is the word "Orange" in that title? It fuckin better not taste like a creamsicle!!
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    Pictures of sushi remind me of the pictures of...

    Pictures of sushi remind me of the pictures of the dead baby in the gravel from the Union Carbide Bhopal tragedy.

    *Don't look that up. It's bad.
    And so is sushi.
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    The ace of spades! The ace of spades!!! 110288

    The ace of spades!
    The ace of spades!!!

    110288
  20. I like to buy adults drinking straws and items...

    I like to buy adults drinking straws and items from the Dollar Store because they end up directly in the ocean much quicker. I usually just buy a whole pallet to make sure I don't run out and then I...
  21. See you in Hell, FuckFace!

    See you in Hell, FuckFace!
  22. "Nagano Pork" is from Canada. Eat my ass.

    "Nagano Pork" is from Canada.
    Eat my ass.
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    When does the Glenmorangie switch to the 1L...

    When does the Glenmorangie switch to the 1L bottles for xmas at Costco??!?
  24. The auto-add just sounds like a way to avoid...

    The auto-add just sounds like a way to avoid visiting and updating it, LoL!

    That and crank shots...
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    I don't think so. The whole thread was started by...

    I don't think so. The whole thread was started by that angry man in Asia who lives in a cupboard and thinks Killy is spoiled.
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    No, the fact that she unleashed some mega-log...

    No, the fact that she unleashed some mega-log that fucked her toilet is turning you on.
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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:...

    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
    :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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    Well, yes, but only if there are equivalent tails...

    Well, yes, but only if there are equivalent tails on either side. And are there? I think the tail on the Infinity side is a lot longer than the zero side.
    But as I say that, I can picture my cranky...
  29. Let them argue??!? LoL - what's next!? Letting...

    Let them argue??!? LoL - what's next!? Letting them drive a car, go to university or leave the house without wearing a XXXXL fabric garbage bag?!

    I think not!


    OP is obviously not good at...
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    No. Watch 3 min video for a glimpse of a 7 with...

    No.
    Watch 3 min video for a glimpse of a 7 with a broken toilet.
    No.
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    But let's not lose sight of the fact that people...

    But let's not lose sight of the fact that people who take cats into planes should have bamboo splinters shoved under their fingernails before they are burned at the stake.
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    ^You're a poopy-pants! I used to work with a...

    ^You're a poopy-pants!

    I used to work with a guy from Uruguay who loved his country very much and got a vanity plate that I think was before 7 characters was a thing.
    I can't recall the exact...
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    Actually, it's the old foundation that'll truly...

    Actually, it's the old foundation that'll truly fuck you. Something that's been doing its job, sitting completely still for 30 or 50 years is, in reality, on the verge of crumbling to dust.
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    I don't think it's Martin Lawrence, but Holy...

    I don't think it's Martin Lawrence, but Holy fuck...
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    I just learned there's an app for +15, but it...

    I just learned there's an app for +15, but it appears to only be for iPhone. Is there not one for Android?
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    Go on liquor connect and search Space Case. ...

    Go on liquor connect and search Space Case.
    Willow Park only got 3 and they sold instantly. None left at the store I got mine from.
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    That depends on your interpretation of the word...

    That depends on your interpretation of the word exist...
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    Harrison Ford has the highest Success-to-Acting...

    Harrison Ford has the highest Success-to-Acting Talent ratio in the history of Hollywood.
    Prove me wrong.
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    Bring out the canes! *written while chewing...

    Bring out the canes!

    *written while chewing gum.
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    It's a picture of a watch, not a picture of a T4.

    It's a picture of a watch, not a picture of a T4.
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