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    Or a "nOOb" is being a big fat retard that doesnt...

    Or a "nOOb" is being a big fat retard that doesnt know anything......but i like to touch myself and I know im not a nOOb at that
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    Honestly - I knew a guy once who accidentally put...

    Honestly - I knew a guy once who accidentally put diesel fuel into his Goldwing Aspencade. A few miles down the road his bike began popping and farting and phhtthhhhthhhthhhh-hhhhh-hhhh to the side...
  3. Thread: Help!

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    Yes, good advice. Let them know what a fucking...

    Yes, good advice.
    Let them know what a fucking nightmare this has been, but come across as reasonable good people and your chances of turning this into an advantage are good.
  4. Thread: Rusty tank

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    A shop can clean out much of the rust by putting...

    A shop can clean out much of the rust by putting an aggregate material like walnut shells (I'm not kidding this time) and shaking the shit out of it. Walnut shells can also be used with sandblasting...
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    What do you want the car to do? Go - get the...

    What do you want the car to do?

    Go - get the turbo. Don't boost the crap out of it until you have a bit more money for a few other engine-safety things.

    Handle - springs and good shocks. The...
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    I admire your ethics. Keep at that schoolwork....

    I admire your ethics. Keep at that schoolwork. You'll do okay.
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    I have some information that may be of help: ...

    I have some information that may be of help:

    Spinner are meant to dazzle people who are on psychoactive drugs. They were created by John D. Schpinner, of Queens N.Y., who was inspired by seeing a...
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    Found em'. The repair panel is an entire rear...

    Found em'.
    The repair panel is an entire rear wheelwell. Very extensive coverage panel.

    This weekend I will start up the cutting wheel and begin the rust excision. Hopefully the holes will be...
  9. Great link, Hash Man. It is a bit older than...

    Great link, Hash Man.

    It is a bit older than she wanted but anytime you buy a used car (that isn't some kind of collectable or project) you are buying the utility of the remaining use left in it....
  10. Thanks guys. I am aware that cars cost far less...

    Thanks guys. I am aware that cars cost far less in Alberta. We get raped here in BC.

    I just wanted to get her a good beater, and being that this one looks like the original owner maintained it by...
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    Thanks McKenzie. I took your advice and picked up...

    Thanks McKenzie. I took your advice and picked up an 86' Accord LX for $2K. 175,000 km, runs great all the usual checks out. Nice clean car, some nice options, all service records since day 1, and...
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    I sense a serous tone. I will abide.

    I sense a serous tone. I will abide.
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    I have had pretty good results in the past using...

    I have had pretty good results in the past using 22 gauge steel and hammering it over a wooden form or a vice with bodyworking hammers. However the metal on that car is about as thin as tinfoil, and...
  14. Thread: Ummm

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    Not if some guy does it with spray bombs.

    Not if some guy does it with spray bombs.
  15. Bought girlfriend an 86' Accord. Who knows these cars?

    Who has owned a 1986 Honda Accord LX before? What was (or is) your experiences?
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    What about that fake supercharger that was posted...

    What about that fake supercharger that was posted hereabouts a few days ago?

    Why do people buy these things? What debilitating cry for help would cause a person to debase themselves so severely...
  17. Thread: Ummm

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    Are you getting a tatoo to match?

    Are you getting a tatoo to match?
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    Isn't this one of the howler monkeys who...

    Isn't this one of the howler monkeys who clammoured for my banishment?
    Well well - isn't this an ironic turn of events?
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    Rust Repair patch

    Late this afternoon I bought a 1986 Honda Accord LX sedan for my girlfriend. It has 175,000 km on it, and we paid $2000.00.

    However, it does have the small areas of rust on the rear part of the...
  20. Was this guy a local whom you guys knew? Where...

    Was this guy a local whom you guys knew? Where was this fire? Is Honda-Tech a local group?
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    Who did you hit? Did your parents suspect...

    Who did you hit? Did your parents suspect anything when you were sanding off the dried blood?

    The only thing that I have used that might get stubborn stuff like yellow sapstains, grape & digestive...
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    Gonthro is da Man. Goo Off is good stuff. It will...

    Gonthro is da Man. Goo Off is good stuff. It will even get the old masking tape that you have left on for too long, from that time you hid the evidence of that hit & run with that bit of backyard...
  23. Thread: Banned IP

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    Ah, I understand - Guilt by Association. Waddle...

    Ah, I understand - Guilt by Association.
    Waddle like a Duck, Quack like a Duck - must BE a Duck.

    Sure, ban ignorant shit disturbers. That is a good thing. I have no real problem with the...
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    No, actually THIS is the original Fiat Multipla,...

    No, actually THIS is the original Fiat Multipla, the 1955 Fiat 600C.
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    Sure I would have. If a rider has a coronary and...

    Sure I would have. If a rider has a coronary and crashes - and it has happened - the headlines read "Crazed Biker Kamakaze - 14 injured at Starbucks as speeding motorcycle plows crowd" or some such...
  26. Thread: Banned IP

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    Being one precariously close to being banned, I...

    Being one precariously close to being banned, I am aware that the "Overwhelming Majority" of those who clammor for a persons banning are a bunch of Howler Monkeys who make a lot of loud noises...
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    And thank fucking christ for that. As a...

    And thank fucking christ for that.
    As a motorcyclist I am painfully aware that drivers of large vehicles - Hummers and Cadillac DeVille's in particular - seem to be lulled into a sense of security...
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    I have seen that picture, and was suprised that...

    I have seen that picture, and was suprised that the big tuff H2 got it worse than the old Dualie Ram.

    Good advertisement for Dodge.
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    Yeah - unbelievable, huh? The 2.5 is out for...

    Yeah - unbelievable, huh?

    The 2.5 is out for exactly the reason that you outlined; I will be the guy cursing ans shrieking, and scaring the neigbors even more than they already are as I am out in...
  30. Zorro contributed to the fund being set up? I...

    Zorro contributed to the fund being set up? I told you the guy was a class act.
    I will follow suit next week when I am back to work, Zorro.
  31. Thread: Ford Joke

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    The criteria I evaluate a car on (at least, a...

    The criteria I evaluate a car on (at least, a "Working car" )is Cost of overall operation. Also, how easy is it to do my own work? (ie: can I get at the oil filter without burning the bejeebers out...
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    Mechanics tell me that with the very fine...

    Mechanics tell me that with the very fine tolerances of today's engines, the only thing you could do wriong is get the bike engine too hot.(city driving in rush hour)

    I would imagine that you were...
  33. Thread: Ford Joke

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    So, what you are saying is that the people who...

    So, what you are saying is that the people who once owned them didn't like them for various reasons?

    I am wondering what specifically it was about the Mustang that they did not like.
    That...
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    Thanks, PT - exactly what we plan. Can you...

    Thanks, PT - exactly what we plan.

    Can you give me a little feedback about your own experiences with the 2.4 and other things relating to the transmission, fit & finish, etc. ?
    We won't be...
  35. Thread: Ford Joke

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    What REALLY is wrong with the Mustang? Substance...

    What REALLY is wrong with the Mustang? Substance is needed here - sure they are lo-tech live axle disc/drum little 2.3 litre ancient design engines that apparently date back to the Anglia of the...
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    Girlfriends POS finally blew up...

    ...Well, it didn't exactly blow up, but it is not worth putting any money into.

    We had hoped it would hang in there until the fall when the Smart and the Scion xB were available to check out, but...
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    The Hawk is a great, rugged little bike that...

    The Hawk is a great, rugged little bike that Honda made bazillions of. Parts are plentiful and cheap. The bike is easier to work on than your lawn mower. Just get ridda those gawdawfull buckhorns....
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    Hey, even experienced riders sometimes drop their...

    Hey, even experienced riders sometimes drop their bikes - or do bonehead stuff like putting it on its' sidestand in hot asphalt...and over it goes. Dumb manoevre cost $100 for a new mirror, lever and...
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    You lucky bastard! That is one shrewd buy. The...

    You lucky bastard! That is one shrewd buy.
    The shock is regularily many hundreds of dollars.

    I understand that the refit onto the SV is quite straightforward, and may involve nothing more...
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    "Cats always land on their feet, Toast always...

    "Cats always land on their feet, Toast always lands on the jam, If you tape a piece of toast onto a cats back and throw it off the roof, which way will it land?"

    On which part of the cat did you...
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