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Doc went too far with that circumcision.

Or try it on prostitutes.

Interesting, I guess I don't get credit checks done often. Also didn't realize that some are prepaid and others are postpaid carriers. As always, thanks Beyond!

I looked into switching to Kuudo, but on top of name, address, and CC info (standard) they want my date of birth and driver's license info. Doesn't that sound excessive? That would be a sweet data...

Nobody who buys a $4MM house clears their own snow.

If my parents named me Orenthal I would have killed myself before anyone else.

Super Nintendo.

I still have my Isotoner gloves.

The wife and I love her Mazda3 GT turbo, she almost got it without the turbo but I straightened her out.

It's like paternity leave.

Well played cock smokers :rofl:

The second she applies it I kiss her; brownie points and free lip balm. Downside = none.

What are you pack mules carrying with you everywhere?!?!

A lanyard.

You should have faxed them.

Had that luxury for years, then in comes Airbnb to fuck it all up.

The C-Train doesn't have this issue.

Solution = Don't be rich.

Do you write bylaws?

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**passes him a Kleenex instead of a tissue**

No man appreciates personal shrinkage.

Fake news.

I forgot how rare big icicles were until they were damn near everywhere the past couple of weeks.

He's heard of him at least.

Hate this bump all you want (is a flame suit still a thing?). 'The Trades' is a new show coming out tomorrow starring Ricky (Rob Wells) and produced by the same crew. Might suck or be awesome.

Sounds like working from home and "only call me if the floor is actually lava" might be the middle ground that would put you at ease. Kinda like what holden was mentioning. If your tasks require you...

Got it for you, but mostly for me :rofl:

...not have kids #unpopularopinion

Gotta pay to have people verify those signatures somehow.

Motion activated Enmax flame thrower like when the Flames score then? Maybe Enmax will even sponsor it.

I think driving on tires that suit the conditions produces favorable results.

Living on a prayer.

Who pays for porn? I mean we're all rich AF here, but c'mon.

Also Jr high, early 90s. Would know, was there, didn't even get to touch a boob.

A red mile signing station would chub my stump :goflames:

If they were CRTs then I kinda want that more haha.

Don't get me started on bow ties.

According to the PM forums (grain o' salt) some new iPhones and Samsungs are also failing. I'm not going to bother to switch to another carrier to see if this is really a PM issue. $35/month a less...

Thanks, this was the only helpful reply, but I did like the comedy from others. I didn't know it would be money out the ass. Mission aborted.

My wife wants a MuchMusic dance party for her 40th bday in a couple of years. Fortunately it can still be done, or at least close enough.

The word 'costed' still bothers me, I don't know why. Shouldn't be a peeve.

You've either been talking to my doctor or my girlfriend.