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  1. Pretty fuckin' important then. Protector of the...

    Pretty fuckin' important then. Protector of the head from becoming leather and lots of nerve endings. Better than being a pube.
  2. Silly man, what a fucking waste. You're...

    Silly man, what a fucking waste.

    You're suppose to plow Tammy with all that cheesey goodness and that is how you make a tuna melt.
  3. Agreed. If you have a long enough foreskin,...

    Agreed.

    If you have a long enough foreskin, you can pull it over and under your bathroom sink faucet and wash it out.
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    I scout for extra long docks and see if they want...

    I scout for extra long docks and see if they want to be in the industry. Found a candidate today; hope he is ready to be rich and famous.
  5. Is there any porn out there with a dude having a...

    Is there any porn out there with a dude having a super long foreskin and some chick is doing super kinky stuff to it (blow it up like a balloon animal, etc.)? I feel like that warrants its own...
  6. Whenever I see robbers in movies now, I think of...

    Whenever I see robbers in movies now, I think of max_boost.

    107356
  7. I think people in general like excess. So maybe...

    I think people in general like excess. So maybe there are lotta ppl who love it if you have a lot of foreskin. Like so much foreskin you could pull the foreskin outward and make a hollow tube that...
  8. For those who can top up erect, PM me. You are...

    For those who can top up erect, PM me.
    You are the chosen dock.
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    I thought the goal was to retire and then die...

    I thought the goal was to retire and then die with 7.2.
    So much pop you can buy with that kinda cash. If this was the 90s, Xzibit would put a vending machine in your ride.
  10. So when are we moving this thread to Ask Leo so...

    So when are we moving this thread to Ask Leo so we can start sharing pics?
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    I realized one thing late in life... Certain...

    I realized one thing late in life...

    Certain seeded watermelons are usually way sweeter than cheap seedless ones you get when they're in season and on sale in store. Get one with a nice sunspot as...
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    Are u cut as well? Or do u have a stinky dinky?

    Are u cut as well?
    Or do u have a stinky dinky?
  13. Fuck enough dads, dick cheese ain't a problem.

    Fuck enough dads, dick cheese ain't a problem.
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    Aren't you glad I didn't just tell ya to Google...

    Aren't you glad I didn't just tell ya to Google it?

    ;)

    #petty
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    Parents who don't teach their kids to ring their...

    Parents who don't teach their kids to ring their bell on their bike when they are about to pass people on a pathway and let them do whatever they want.

    I swear they are just as bad as dog owners.
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    It's time I drop by and come get one from you...

    It's time I drop by and come get one from you when you have a spare one handy :D
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    Well fuck you too ES. I see you flippin us off....

    Well fuck you too ES.
    I see you flippin us off.

    Happy Canada Day!
  18. To me even as a kid into R/C, nitro cars/trucks...

    To me even as a kid into R/C, nitro cars/trucks were more interesting than electric even though electric was quicker. They were just boring.
    I'll enjoy ICE while I can until I can't. It has nothing...
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    If police gave tickets for that instead of speed...

    If police gave tickets for that instead of speed traps, they would meet their quota in a day and also educate the public on how to fucking drive.
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    Maybe everyone just appreciated seeing your sexy...

    Maybe everyone just appreciated seeing your sexy self everyday, and just never said much to you. People's love language bla bla bla can vary you know!
  21. Stampede breakfast, get yerrr daily rations of 2...

    Stampede breakfast, get yerrr daily rations of 2 skimpy pancakes and a sausage patty. Oh don't forget your Minute Maid juice box.
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    Next year, super-dee duper

    Next year, super-dee duper
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    Watermelon.

    Watermelon.
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    http://surl.li/chios I used this remedy last...

    http://surl.li/chios

    I used this remedy last year, worked great. First hand experience, no speculation.

    Borax sugar water mixture, put it all around the yard where I saw ants. Saw all the ants...
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    Yeah all my ez seed was killed too. Had to...

    Yeah all my ez seed was killed too. Had to replant and prolly will die after winter again I bet
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    Thing is it isn't random people. It's my fucking...

    Thing is it isn't random people. It's my fucking neighbor with a 25% full bin on a Saturday putting their crap into my bin because they are too lazy to bag it up and put it in theirs. If random...
  27. Try 8 minutes and thank us later.

    Try 8 minutes and thank us later.
  28. If I get you a hot pink one that says Car Slut,...

    If I get you a hot pink one that says Car Slut, would you rock it?
  29. It's for a sports intramural league, so you...

    It's for a sports intramural league, so you wouldn't be interested I don't think :rofl:
  30. We just learnt today Darkane likes eating eggs...

    We just learnt today Darkane likes eating eggs with grey powdery yolks.
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    I'm here, what's up?

    I'm here, what's up?
  32. Thanks for the useful feedback. Open to more...

    Thanks for the useful feedback.

    Open to more suggestions if anyone has some first hand experience!
  33. I prefer the term petite white woman myself. It...

    I prefer the term petite white woman myself. It is 2022 afterall.
  34. Where to get custom lanyards or swag w/ logos made?

    Is there a local place and/or website anyone has used before with great success to create some custom lanyards or swag items with custom text and simple designs? Can you let me know where you went...
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    Neighbor dumped their half eaten sandwich into my...

    Neighbor dumped their half eaten sandwich into my garbage bin when their bin is not even full. Our bins are close to each other so there is no reason to use ours other than spite or something.
    ...
  36. I drop a fuckin spoon on hardwood and it dents it...

    I drop a fuckin spoon on hardwood and it dents it lol.
  37. Poll: I encourage most people to wear a mask. I...

    I encourage most people to wear a mask.

    I don't wanna smell your stinky coffee breath. Why do so many office workers not listerine? Just brushing is not enough.
  38. Yay. Finally we got to the point where we compare...

    Yay. Finally we got to the point where we compare kids and dogs.

    Perfect block party conversation.
  39. No. Suburban block parties.

    No. Suburban block parties.
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    It's not about happiness guys. It's about getting...

    It's not about happiness guys. It's about getting filled.
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