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    or like racing an Audi and saying you beat a...

    or like racing an Audi and saying you beat a German sports car!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Hey, HE started it!! It was a V-8, I'll take...

    Hey, HE started it!!

    It was a V-8, I'll take the kill cheesy or not!!

    hmpffff! nyahhh ffoooeyy!
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    But it's still using the fixed maps.....:dunno:

    But it's still using the fixed maps.....:dunno:
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    Poll: I personally can't stand driving cars with those...

    I personally can't stand driving cars with those on.:thumbsdow
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    Theft recovery

    '97 or so Civic coupe brought in to our shop today. Someone knew what they wanted. Stripped off the front bumper cover, lights, mirrors, airbags, rear combo lights and left it. Like someone bought...
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    But it was a wide two lane blvd. (four lanes with...

    But it was a wide two lane blvd. (four lanes with a median in the middle). We were the only cars on the road! And I left lots of space before I changed back into his lane. It was like I became an...
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    Although he was driving like an a$$hole, I didn't...

    Although he was driving like an a$$hole, I didn't know he was following me home until I pulled over and got out. Then he does a u-turn and goes back! If I knew he was following, I woulda just...
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    I want a ride!

    I want a ride!
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    Haha! :devil: I am the Devil's Advocate! :devil:

    Haha! :devil: I am the Devil's Advocate! :devil:
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    I'd ballpark it anywhere from $75 to $200 for...

    I'd ballpark it anywhere from $75 to $200 for your dash pieces, door inserts, console pieces. It all depends on the sizes, the shop, how busy/willing they are. I know our shop avoids custom work...
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    Hello Kitty Stress Test

    http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho6/psycho6_us.htm
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    My suggestion would be to do all the...

    My suggestion would be to do all the dismantling/reinstallation labour yourself but take the pieces to a body shop to spray them for you. Much better results than you'll get from cans. And it won't...
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    Road Rage

    So I'm following this Corolla down the blvd. and decide I don't want to dawdle below the speed limit all the way home. I pass him on the outside of a curve at a decent clip, but not like blowing him...
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    '89 Civic Si.

    '89 Civic Si.
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    how about Rice is Nice!

    how about Rice is Nice!
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    V8 kill

    Pulled up side by side to an 80's fullsize Blazer. He has his top off and a very loud idle. I was on the right and he prolly saw me out of the corner of his eye. Light turns green and I was ready...
  17. It's a T-shaped thing. Push the flattened nail...

    It's a T-shaped thing. Push the flattened nail looking end all the way in to the gauge. The white end with the markings should be all the way out. Now set it so the base is perpendicular to...
  18. No, no, man. On this board "retarded" means you...

    No, no, man. On this board "retarded" means you are the $h!t!

    The short bus I rode had baldies! :rofl:
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    This guy runs a 13 sec. minivan and a 12 sec....

    This guy runs a 13 sec. minivan and a 12 sec. Acclaim:

    http://home.earthlink.net/~turbogus/index.html
  20. Haha! You are retarded!! :rofl:

    Haha! You are retarded!! :rofl:
  21. In the automotive department inside the store,...

    In the automotive department inside the store, roughly around the air fresheners.
  22. Sounds good, thanks man.

    Sounds good, thanks man.
  23. Hey legend_boy, I got a cheque today that...

    Hey legend_boy,

    I got a cheque today that will cover that AFC II nicely. Any chance you'll have it ready for this Wednesday's 403 meet?
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    What a relief!! :clap: :burnout: :clap:...

    What a relief!!

    :clap: :burnout: :clap: :burnout: :clap: :burnout:
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    I'm getting really weary of explaining my...

    I'm getting really weary of explaining my "humour" around here. But here goes.
    It's obviously a very tight ride. Some really trick gear on it. The MOTUL sticker happens to be peeling from the...
  26. Just pick up a tire tread gauge from Wal Mart. ...

    Just pick up a tire tread gauge from Wal Mart. They are about $4. It will give you accurate readings in 1/32" increments or millimeters. You can measure your tread depth with one of those across...
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    and that peeling MOTUL sticker adds just the...

    and that peeling MOTUL sticker adds just the right touch of rice!!

    :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut:
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    Welcome!! We gotta have more meets to meet in...

    Welcome!! We gotta have more meets to meet in person!

    :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut:
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    Someone musta hit the forum with a can of...

    Someone musta hit the forum with a can of "Shoobs-B-Gone".



    :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut:
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    Yeah, that's part of the driving culture. Waste...

    Yeah, that's part of the driving culture. Waste the green, race through the red!

    When I was in Vancouver last year, in the space of 5 days, I saw two accidents right in front of me. People...
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    Tight ride!

    Tight ride!
  32. Poll: The 94-97 looks good from the side, anyway, if...

    The 94-97 looks good from the side, anyway, if not on the conservatively small side. 98+ looks a bit combat.
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    Artificial resuscitation doesn't count?

    :guns: :zzz: :guns: :zzz: :guns: :zzz: :guns: :zzz:

    I wannabe Threadkiller! I wannabe Threadkiller!
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    Re: parking lot DING

    Find your most hated domestic truck (eg. red Dodge Ram 3500 Diesel Dually ) and key the thing just out of spite!


    :guns: :woot: :guns: :woot: :guns: :woot: :guns: :woot:
  35. Poll: Re: Re: For the drivers of the Aug 5th Roadcourse Event

    Maybe something like Threadkiller?
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    I think it was a factory option on the 92-93s but...

    I think it was a factory option on the 92-93s but they dropped it after that. Pretty sought after so good luck finding one.
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    so is that his going rate? I could use a...

    so is that his going rate? I could use a turbo.....

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :burnout:
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    I think you'll find Red Deer to be the single mom...

    I think you'll find Red Deer to be the single mom capitol of Alberta!

    :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :guns: :woot:
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    I do appraising at a body shop all day for a...

    I do appraising at a body shop all day for a living, but am still pretty new. Here goes...

    Looks like a few hours of time on that one. By the pic I'd put it at seven. Which puts you pretty...
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    Thanks for your gentleness, TT. My sick sense of...

    Thanks for your gentleness, TT. My sick sense of humour gets a little lost somewhere between the keyboard and the forum. "Twisted?" - there you have it my man!!

    :guns: :nut: :guns: :nut: :guns:...
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